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(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girl... more >

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girls but they don't love me. Most Asian women stick with Asian men. I don't know If It's a cultural difference, but to me it's a bunch of nonsense. I tried to make it work with an Asian girl, but the Asian guys they all got violent. They were trying to beat me up bad. That's when I was best friends with Ty. But I will keep on trying. The Asian women in New York are breath taking. I'm not even trying to fronting cause you know I wanna be with one someday. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 2) Asian women make me get a little boner. That's why I don't wanna be a loner no more. I wanna just get more closer. But how can I when the Asian connection stops me. They wanna kill me. I wanna take a course and learn their language. Maybe I can socialize a little bit more. My friends they laugh they think I'm playing. Asian women they know how to treat a man. Maybe I should move to Tokyo or Japan. Or maybe I should get a mail order bride. Na I got to much pride. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 3) An Asian woman makes me feel much love and respect. There intelligent, strong and always in check. Greet me at the door take off my shoes. Kiss me hi tell me how do you do. Then after that my woman hooks me up with food. She's always pleasant. Always in the mood never rude. She's always in the mood and cheerful. That's why I want one by the mouthful. I can see myself falling in love all over again with an Asian girl. Please come in to my world because I need your love. Your love is strong. That's why I sat down and wrote this song. Cause you know we all should get along. Tell those Asian men to back off and let me come in and rock your world. Girl I wanna rock you all night long. R.E.H. D.O. double G. loving you all night cause I am a stud. That's right yeah word. Some people always ask me why, why is it do I want that girl. Girl I want you because I'm falling in love. A.S.I.A.N. W.O.M.A.N. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) < less

(5:08) I flubbed the lines a little bit but recovered. // LYRICS: On a long and hot deployment down in old Ali. You can eat out at the Chow Hall, cause at least the food is free. You can th... more >

(5:08) I flubbed the lines a little bit but recovered. // LYRICS: On a long and hot deployment down in old Ali. You can eat out at the Chow Hall, cause at least the food is free. You can think about Ciano's, Taco Bell, or even Burger King. But your guts will soon be rumblin' the way they always do, when you haven't washed your hands good and you've caught the runny poo. And you almost fell like dying, you've just got to drop the deuce. Here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, hold my calls again, there I go, guts enraged... Now you walk back from the restraunt, on what they call a road. And you feel your stomach churnin' and your guts let out a groan it's intestinal jihad, and your butt just might explode. Sometimes it's called the squirts, other times the bends, but the result is all the same, friggin' Saddam's got his revenge. And when you know its comin', you might as well just wear depends. Yeah here I am, on the bowl again, there I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, stuck in the stall again, there I go, guts enraged. When you need a toilet, it's a million miles away. And everything you ate this week, it comes out in a spray. As the evil leaves your body, like the swear words that you say. Later in the evenin' your still sitting on the pot, the toilet bowl has battle scars, from the war that you have fought. You flush the toilet one more time, please God make it stop! Oh here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, it's ruined my day. And here I go, I'm stuck in the stall again, there I go guts enraged. OH HERE I AM, on the bowl again...There I am it's ruined my day. Here I go, I'm stuck in the stall again, there I go... There I go... < less

(4:34) On a very special IdiOlympics... the REAL story of the (not-harmed-in-any-way) rats. Oh yes, and plenty of food-fighting, nuts shots, and everybody's favorite, homoerotic dog-piles.

(4:34) On a very special IdiOlympics... the REAL story of the (not-harmed-in-any-way) rats. Oh yes, and plenty of food-fighting, nuts shots, and everybody's favorite, homoerotic dog-piles. < less

(2:35) Who is Mysterious Sam? What does he want? And how did he become so rich? This is the latest commercial from world renowned CEO Mysterious Sam. Yet another one of his many businesses,... more >

(2:35) Who is Mysterious Sam? What does he want? And how did he become so rich? This is the latest commercial from world renowned CEO Mysterious Sam. Yet another one of his many businesses, this focuses on the latest product from his world wide Fast Food restaurants. < less

(3:21) Join the Profane Gourmet as he guides you through a delicious receipe for pasta pomodorini. Featuring a commercial for a very special bourbon. For more hilarious videos, go to www.aw... more >

(3:21) Join the Profane Gourmet as he guides you through a delicious receipe for pasta pomodorini. Featuring a commercial for a very special bourbon. For more hilarious videos, go to www.aweekofkindness.com < less

(3:25) Todays Dish: His Fabulous Vagina Cake of HONOR!!! SPIKE shows you the SPECIAL GIFTS "Inside" the Cake of Honor! SPIKE REE - Outrageous Celebrity Chef to the Stars - "cooks" the Fam... more >

(3:25) Todays Dish: His Fabulous Vagina Cake of HONOR!!! SPIKE shows you the SPECIAL GIFTS "Inside" the Cake of Honor! SPIKE REE - Outrageous Celebrity Chef to the Stars - "cooks" the Famous a new one. < less