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MTV's  Pimp My Girlfriend from JoeStramowski

MTV's Pimp My Girlfriend

(3:58) Be careful what reality tv you wish for. A sketch from the comedy project The New Standard
Added about 10 months ago by JoeStramowski
Views: 578 | Comments: 1
American Idol Cancelled! from FOD Wire

American Idol Cancelled!

Added about 6 months ago by fodwire
Views: 880 | Comments: 2
Doomstink Ep. 5 - Return to Rapist's Tunnel from Doomstink

Doomstink Ep. 5 - Return to Rapist's Tunnel

(15:04) Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so ... more >
(15:04) Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so he enlists the help of Mr. Umbrella to search the tunnel. Elsewhere, a hopeless loner named Ted Daffleberry from Wetumpka, Al. submits his personal video to match.com for all the "ladies" out there. He claims to have seen 3 "paginas" and 15 boobs. Pretty sure they dude doesn't know what a vagina is. Also, two hyperactive kids scream at each other. Could they be doing drugs? Popping pills? Drunk? Beer? Candy canes? Maybe all of those? Who cares. Some dude talks like a robot and misses out on the picnic of his lifetime. MC Dancey Dance gets a special favor (or "handsky" as some folks call it) from a skeleton whilst singing "Dem Bones". One dude's car is covered in cat poop. < less
Added about 11 months ago by Doomstink
Views: 572 | Comments: 1
"Porcupine Racetrack" by The State from Greatest Comedy Sketches

"Porcupine Racetrack" by The State

(2:50) Conceived by Tom Lennon and set to music and performed by Teddy Shapiro, who wrote most of the incidental music on the show, it's a tour de force of brightly colored absurdity — perf... more >
(2:50) Conceived by Tom Lennon and set to music and performed by Teddy Shapiro, who wrote most of the incidental music on the show, it's a tour de force of brightly colored absurdity — performed with loving care, all the way down to the checked suits and newsboy caps. < less
Added about 8 months ago by GreatestComedySketches
Views: 562 | Comments: 1
Pricasso Paints a Portrait of George Bush, taking it like a man, from the Bull Market. from PRThatRocks

Pricasso Paints a Portrait of George Bush, taking it like a man, from the Bull Market.

(2:45) The producers of the 29th Annual Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo have commissioned Pricasso the Penis Painter to produce a one-of-kind portrait of George Bush, taking it like a man from ... more >
(2:45) The producers of the 29th Annual Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo have commissioned Pricasso the Penis Painter to produce a one-of-kind portrait of George Bush, taking it like a man from the Bull Market, in honor of his appearance this internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish, and Fantasy, and - according to E! Entertainment TV - “The World’s #1 Wildest and Sexiest Party, October 24 and 25, 2008, on Treasure Island, San Francisco. Pricasso The Penis Painter, a gifted and celebrated artist traveling all the way from Australia to appear at the Exotic Erotic Ball, has painted this exquisite portrait of George Bush using his innovative and incomparable pants-down, no-brushes-required method. Pricasso’s masterpieces give a whole new meaning to the term ‘Digital Art.’ This magnificent piece of artwork will be on display as part of the largest Erotic Expo, Art Festival and Party ever to be held in America. “The Ball” is already widely considered the world’s #1 adult-themed party event with live headline entertainment on 5 stages – music, electronic, burlesque, circus, and fetish. “The Expo” features over 100 carefully chosen exhibits, plus panel discussions on First Amendment rights, fashion shows, a spiritual oasis with potions, lotions, psychics and massage, erotic poetry, a classic cinema, body painting and porn star wine tastings. Through its unique combination of mixing live mainstream musical, burlesque, and circus performances with political irreverence, humorous hi-jinks, and the bizarre - the Exotic Erotic Ball has delighted and regaled over half a million attendees over its long and highly acclaimed history. Over 30,000 are expected in 2008 as the event takes over a beautiful waterside site at Treasure Island. For more info, http://www.exoticeroticball.com < less
Added about 1 month ago by prthatrocks
Views: 559 | Comments: 0
What's up?! with Jan Jansson "the Ghetto" from Peppe Holmsten

What's up?! with Jan Jansson "the Ghetto"

(6:17) In this episode of my journalistic investigative entertainment show, I go to a really, really sad place outside Stockholm, they call it the ghetto. The people are dirty poor and the ... more >
(6:17) In this episode of my journalistic investigative entertainment show, I go to a really, really sad place outside Stockholm, they call it the ghetto. The people are dirty poor and the weather seems like it's always raining on them, all the time and no one is driving a Porsche. Sad. < less
Added about 1 year ago by Peppe
Views: 617 | Comments: 0
What Scientologists Say About Scientology from That Happened!

What Scientologists Say About Scientology

(3:02) Scientologists are very good-looking and are the only people who REALLY care about Katrina, the tsunami and 9/11.
Added about 7 months ago by thathappened
Views: 543 | Comments: 10
The Sting from nightofthenightwolf

The Sting

(1:28) Careful who you mess with...
Added about 1 year ago by nightofthenightwolf
Views: 507 | Comments: 6
June 2, 2008 - Monday Morning Joke from jokeoftheday

June 2, 2008 - Monday Morning Joke

Added about 6 months ago by jokeoftheday
Views: 456 | Comments: 0
Obama Wins Nomination That He Basically Wrapped Up Weeks Ago from FOD Wire

Obama Wins Nomination That He Basically Wrapped Up Weeks Ago

Added about 6 months ago by fodwire
Views: 435 | Comments: 2
For Kenny 2 from HardcoreFaction

For Kenny 2

(2:26) Hardcore Faction's good friend and member got his heart broken yet again, so how does the Faction make him feel better? with another For Kenny video! just so show that we care and fe... more >
(2:26) Hardcore Faction's good friend and member got his heart broken yet again, so how does the Faction make him feel better? with another For Kenny video! just so show that we care and feel his pain! < less
Added about 10 months ago by HardcoreFaction
Views: 467 | Comments: 1
Denver Broncos Return Home to Limited Fanfare from FOD Wire

Denver Broncos Return Home to Limited Fanfare

Added about 3 months ago by fodwire
Views: 346 | Comments: 2
Chapter 1 - The Virgin Birth from ScreamHQ

Chapter 1 - The Virgin Birth

(2:44) God and Satan taking care of business over a couple of beers in front of the boob tube. Hey, everyone needs a break now and then. Even the creators of good and evil. But who is reall... more >
(2:44) God and Satan taking care of business over a couple of beers in front of the boob tube. Hey, everyone needs a break now and then. Even the creators of good and evil. But who is really in charge of which? < less
Added about 1 month ago by ScreamHQ
Views: 454 | Comments: 2
SKID MARKS the movie PSA 3: A Health Tip from Piper

SKID MARKS the movie PSA 3: A Health Tip

(0:24) A charming Public Service Announcement from your friendly E.M.T.’s Neil and Bob at Downtown Intensive Care, also known as the D.I.C. Unit. Stay tuned for future life saving tips fro... more >
(0:24) A charming Public Service Announcement from your friendly E.M.T.’s Neil and Bob at Downtown Intensive Care, also known as the D.I.C. Unit. Stay tuned for future life saving tips from Neil and Bob. SKID MARKS is a non-stop, raucous comedy twisted around two competing ambulance companies - B.A.L.S. (Bayside Ambulatory Life Support) and D.I.C. (Downtown Intensive Care). When the two companies find there will only be one hospital contract in town for E.M.T.'s they must go head-to-head to save their patients, their jobs and their alter egos. Hold on to your seat cushions as these cross-town rivals will do anything to out-wit, out-do, and out-screw their arch rivals out of a Medicare payment. Coming soon to a theater near you. Check out www.SkidMarksTheMovie.com for more < less
Added about 1 year ago by Piper
Views: 452 | Comments: 2
Street Karaoke Red Vol. 1 "Taken Care of Business  from Street Karaoke

Street Karaoke Red Vol. 1 "Taken Care of Business

(5:19) The idea was simple. Homeless people performing karaoke. What we got was anything but. We took two things most people loath (homeless people & karaoke) and hopefully turned them into... more >
(5:19) The idea was simple. Homeless people performing karaoke. What we got was anything but. We took two things most people loath (homeless people & karaoke) and hopefully turned them into something that everyone will love. This "reality experiment" goes to show that even the most down trodden still have a song left in them. So sit back relax and enjoy a "Song from the Street" < less
Added about 10 months ago by StreetKaraoke
Views: 481 | Comments: 9
MAN PRETENDS TO PLAY GUITAR, WINS REAL AWARD from FOD Wire

MAN PRETENDS TO PLAY GUITAR, WINS REAL AWARD

Added about 3 months ago by fodwire
Views: 280 | Comments: 5
PIGGY BANK VALUE OVERESTIMATED, FAMILY CRISIS ENSUES from FOD Wire

PIGGY BANK VALUE OVERESTIMATED, FAMILY CRISIS ENSUES

Added about 2 months ago by fodwire
Views: 267 | Comments: 1
KKK Endorses Obama from paulbryant6

KKK Endorses Obama

(1:09) Unbelievable! Klan leader decides McCain just not right choice, right now, and gives his group's endorsement for Barack Obama.
Added about 22 days ago by paulbryant6
Views: 339 | Comments: 0
Julia's Opera Voice from EsCotto

Julia's Opera Voice

(1:23) I don't care what you think, my girl has talent.
Added about 11 months ago by EsCotto
Views: 420 | Comments: 4
Dr. Canada Health Insurance Commercial #2 from Not A Banana

Dr. Canada Health Insurance Commercial #2

(1:29) A commercial from Canada offering a better health care solution for Americans. Featuring Canadian Health Care Spokesman, Dr. Canada. This time Dr. Canada helps a man recover from a l... more >
(1:29) A commercial from Canada offering a better health care solution for Americans. Featuring Canadian Health Care Spokesman, Dr. Canada. This time Dr. Canada helps a man recover from a lion attack. And as always, the Hot Nurses. < less
Added about 10 months ago by notabanana
Views: 425 | Comments: 4