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(7:19) Patrick Dempsey delivers the holiday season finale of "Spooky Tales." "Dorm Alone" A student named Kevin (Jim Scannell) is left behind by his roommates (Ray Jimenez, Sebastien LeTell... more >

(7:19) Patrick Dempsey delivers the holiday season finale of "Spooky Tales." "Dorm Alone" A student named Kevin (Jim Scannell) is left behind by his roommates (Ray Jimenez, Sebastien LeTellier) for Christmas break. < less

(3:58) Obama goes all MC Hammer on his opponents in this hilarious video directed by and starring Rusty Cundieff ("Chappelle's Show", "Fear of a Black Hat", "Tales From the Hood").

(3:58) Obama goes all MC Hammer on his opponents in this hilarious video directed by and starring Rusty Cundieff ("Chappelle's Show", "Fear of a Black Hat", "Tales From the Hood"). < less

(4:59) A shocking tale of a world where penises becomes vaginas...and visa versa. Dan likes Vanessa. Vanessa hates Dan. But one day, they both wake up with each other's genitalia, and their... more >

(4:59) A shocking tale of a world where penises becomes vaginas...and visa versa. Dan likes Vanessa. Vanessa hates Dan. But one day, they both wake up with each other's genitalia, and their relationship changes forever. < less

(2:57) SPECIAL EPISODE! Uncle Jay explains "The Government." Why is government always in the news instead of the GOOD stuff, like Britney & Bratz? Find out how government "works." Hahaha.

(2:57) SPECIAL EPISODE! Uncle Jay explains "The Government." Why is government always in the news instead of the GOOD stuff, like Britney & Bratz? Find out how government "works." Hahaha. < less

(2:52) no more supremacy burned inside of my head an industrial brand hidden under milky skin a scar that never heals but weeps aching behind the eyes burning in the gut the country club ... more >

(2:52) no more supremacy burned inside of my head an industrial brand hidden under milky skin a scar that never heals but weeps aching behind the eyes burning in the gut the country club key I refuse to use an offer from the grand masters of a lost race the barrier in the brain holding hate the boundary beyond which all humanity bleeds out a retarded idiot uncle who won’t die holding our world hostage with dehumanized slurs the untold American history lesson a Huckleberry tale of subversion and slavery the broken branches of a strange tree bearing bloody fruit in the darkest of dreams BZB 008 http://GalaxyGarden.org "But could not our situation be compared to one of a menacing epidemic? People are unable to view this situation in its true light, for their eyes are blinded by passion. General fear and anxiety create hatred and aggressiveness. The adaptation to warlike aims and activities has corrupted the mentality of man; as a result, intelligent, objective and humane thinking has hardly any effect and is even suspected and persecuted as unpatriotic." -- Dr. Albert Einstein "The Menace of Mass Destruction" < less

(6:34) He's from Tehran, Iran. And he's from communist Russia. Can pro-wrestling's most hated tag team of the 1980's live together as roommates? NIKOLAI & THE SHEIK A tale of friendship... more >

(6:34) He's from Tehran, Iran. And he's from communist Russia. Can pro-wrestling's most hated tag team of the 1980's live together as roommates? NIKOLAI & THE SHEIK A tale of friendship, tolerance, and humble-lity. < less