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(11:42) This is an uncut film and is not appropriate for the workplace or small children. Now sit back and watch the story of what happens when in an act of desperation an elementary scho... more >

(11:42) This is an uncut film and is not appropriate for the workplace or small children. Now sit back and watch the story of what happens when in an act of desperation an elementary school decides to hire one of the least likely people you'd expect to find teaching your child's gym class. This film may even be considered offensive, but I promise you it was not created to offend, and for anyone offended please accept out deepest apologies. < less

(17:32) Kunst discusses his disdain for baseball and declares that Mr. Met, the New York Mets Mascot, is really infamous terrorist, Osama Bin Laden. Kunst then describes his experiences pla... more >

(17:32) Kunst discusses his disdain for baseball and declares that Mr. Met, the New York Mets Mascot, is really infamous terrorist, Osama Bin Laden. Kunst then describes his experiences playing baseball and the evil baseball coach who made Kunst turn to art. Kunst and Art Geek’s conversation was overheard by a hippie who uses a tranquilizer dart to kidnap Kunst and Art Geek and bring them to Woodstock, to heal from their negative athletic experiences. On the drive up to Woodstock, Kunst has a revelation from American Painter Bob Ross (From the Joy of Painting series on public television) and it is revealed that Kunst must, make a big decision in the near future. Art Geek dreams of his days as a football (soccer) player in England and eventually gets a ball kicked through his head by the Scottish “Rod Stewart Monster” (Yes im sober while writing this). Once they awaken, the hippie explains that he had a vision of his own from Bob Ross, inspired partially from the Kevin Costner, James Earl Jones movie “Field of Dreams”. The hippie says that Bob Ross instructed him to kidnap Kunst and Art Geek in order to witness a future revelation. The two heroes then fall in love with the hippies daughter, (the beautiful) Moonbeam and forgive the hippie for kidnapping them. The hippy and Kunst and Art Geek then discuss their dreams, visions and revelations and decide to visit the Varga Gallery, 130 Tinker Street in Woodstock New York where Kunst confronts Coach. A short film by Merrill Kazanjian < less

(5:27) My name is Pat and I am a functionally autistic yet quite amateur stand up comic. My jokes are mostly one liners that cross personal insecurities with pop culture references.

(5:27) My name is Pat and I am a functionally autistic yet quite amateur stand up comic. My jokes are mostly one liners that cross personal insecurities with pop culture references. < less

(1:55) "Naked Airlines" -the garage music video captures Loose Bruce Kerr singing his original song on a possibility for air travel that would lessen the risks of terrorism, flying naked. B... more >

(1:55) "Naked Airlines" -the garage music video captures Loose Bruce Kerr singing his original song on a possibility for air travel that would lessen the risks of terrorism, flying naked. Bruce sings the harmonies and plays the instruments one at a time, the aggregate of which plays in the background here as Bruce sings the lead vocal and plays acoustic guitar live. See also: http://loosebrucekerr.libsyn.com to hear and see high res video version & stereo mp3 of this and Bruce's other works. Bruce is now Assistant General Counsel for Sun Microsystems in Northern California's Silicon Valley after having taken 20 years off to write and perform music & comedy. email Bruce at BKerrLaw@aol.com < less

(2:28) so you people out there want to know who will be the next USA president? well AmViking don't really care but someone out there ask this question so i must give the answer!

(2:28) so you people out there want to know who will be the next USA president? well AmViking don't really care but someone out there ask this question so i must give the answer! < less