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(3:54) Eli's rock band PISTOL OPERA's tongue-in-cheek tribute to the next President of the United States ... "OBAMA" lyrics by Eli Braden - (c) 2008 Pistol Opera Music Listen up, people, ... more >

(3:54) Eli's rock band PISTOL OPERA's tongue-in-cheek tribute to the next President of the United States ... "OBAMA" lyrics by Eli Braden - (c) 2008 Pistol Opera Music Listen up, people, it's a brand new day It's time to sweep the dim, dark past away - hear what I say! Coming soon to the U.S.A. The Technicolor sequel to J.F.K. Barack Hussein Obama No relation to Saddam or that jerk Osama He's a man on a mission A visionary poet slash politician Separate the chaff from Obama the wheat In a whitebread world, he got the meat Makes the present state of politics obsolete From Chicago, where fog comes on little cat feet So haters stop running your trap talking smack Get on the O train; stop acting wack Like Abraham Lincoln crossed with The Mack Once you go Barack, you never go back - Check it! Botswana to Ghana / Nobu to Benihana Run go tell your mama about / Obama, Obama Iraq like Vietnam-a / Barack gonna end the drama I think you're gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama Got charisma and style; smart as a whip The child of a mixed-race relationship Born in the 60s when everything was groovy Heidi Klum and Seal can play his parents in the movie Came from next-to-nothing; he's a self-made man, so DAMN Stand up! Give the brother a hand! He got a grand slam plan to save this land And if he can't do it, nobody can Honolulu to Jakarta, Boston to Chicago Got principles like Doctor Zhivago The polar opposite of Iago Got more taste than foie gras from Spago A soul brother 24/7 Think about the message to the world we'll be sending If come this election, we stop this infection Of fear that's been spreading / Come on now - elect him! Taco Bell to Tijuana / Britney to Madonna The hiphop Dalai Lama / Obama, Obama Cornbread made of manna / A soulfood intifada I think you're gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama Nice to Nicaragua / Nickleback to Nirvana Run, go tell your mama about / Obama, Obama Champaign to Urbana / Kutcher to Valderrama I think you're gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama L.A. to Lackawanna / Avant-Garde to Dada The hiphop Dalai Lama / Obama, Obama Yonkers to Yokohama / Yamaha to Tama I think you're gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama < less

(4:34) Here is the exciting sequel in the saga of the Gay Farmers. Mike and I used to do these characters to each other and laugh at it and then someone said we should shoot us doing it, an... more >

(4:34) Here is the exciting sequel in the saga of the Gay Farmers. Mike and I used to do these characters to each other and laugh at it and then someone said we should shoot us doing it, and then it got 10 MILLION YOUTUBE HITS! < less

(2:01) The sequel to "Batman's Gonna Get Shot in the Face" (4th best short of 2006 according to Filmthreat), "The Greatest Fan Film of all time features Superman, The X-Men, The Gargoyles, ... more >

(2:01) The sequel to "Batman's Gonna Get Shot in the Face" (4th best short of 2006 according to Filmthreat), "The Greatest Fan Film of all time features Superman, The X-Men, The Gargoyles, Batman, Nightwing, The Justice League, The Toxic Avenger, The Thundercats, Voltron, The Power Rangers, Wolverine, and every other superhero under the sun in what Bullcrank.com promises will be it's last and BEST fan film. The creators of "Nintendo: Oldschool Revolution" bring you "The Greatest Fan Film of All Time'. < less