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(8:03) Episode 05 - Two Guys, One Turtle Starring Jason Armento and Adam Simmel This episode essentially is a cautionary tale, a warning if you will, about falling in love out of your spe... more >

(8:03) Episode 05 - Two Guys, One Turtle Starring Jason Armento and Adam Simmel This episode essentially is a cautionary tale, a warning if you will, about falling in love out of your species and betraying those closest to you. Will Roy and Becky let a potential hot flame burn and scorch the affection they use to have for one another? Can their brotherly "love" withhold the strains of a blossoming new romance? Do girls ever try to pee standing up? I hope so! Find all these answers, and more, in the latest episode of "The Super Recky Bros!" Fun fact for Episode 05 - There's totally a Chris Farley reference in this episode. If you find it and tell us, I'll mail you 20 bucks. Note: Offer not good on Earth or anywhere else. < less

(2:17) OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell... more >

(2:17) OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go on adventures but I can't find my dentures so I don't anymore. Now I can date someone 1/3 my age and I don't break any laws When I was a College professer i'd do your all your daughter's after class but now all I get is your old Grandmas stanky ass. I'm incontinent. I can't hear or see I'm so Old My prostate is killing me i'm so old, i don't care about archeology I would trade 10 lost arks, 100 temple of dooms and even a holy grail full of a never ending supply of pussy just to poop regularly I'm so Old, I look like I had a stroke I'm so Old, I'll sign a Do Not Resusitate Form I'm so Old, I use grecian formula 16 on my pubic hair that's why I traded my whip for a cane and my horse for one of them snazzy electric scooter chairs. yep, now I can get around almost anywhere. These damn false teeth. This damn I.V. These adult diapers. I have no more dignity. This damn Nursing Home. Somebody Just kill me. Please i'm begging. Seriously. I really mean it. Just put me out of my misery already < less

(4:33) Yes, more Cheese from the Ruth clan... But, This film won a weekly challenge on NBC.COM "It's Your Show" Website in the Spring of this Year (2007). http://www.nbc.com/IYSTV/video/#me... more >

(4:33) Yes, more Cheese from the Ruth clan... But, This film won a weekly challenge on NBC.COM "It's Your Show" Website in the Spring of this Year (2007). http://www.nbc.com/IYSTV/video/#mea=95301 NBC paid us $1000.00 for winning the challenge!! My kids have socked the money away to their college funds. Be sure to check us out here & there for more silly videos. Thanks! PAMIAM2 < less