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(4:21) This video is brought to you by the Future Patriots of America. The Future Patriots were established in 2002 by the Honorable Donald Rumsfeld as a method of training our nation's you... more >

(4:21) This video is brought to you by the Future Patriots of America. The Future Patriots were established in 2002 by the Honorable Donald Rumsfeld as a method of training our nation's youth in the arts of propaganda, fear-mongering, race-baiting, dis-information, and electoral fraud. We aim to assure that the control of this great nation will never be handed over to the liberal homosexual atheists who threaten our way of life by their very existence. May these songs profit the Revolution! < less

(1:15) Parody (as much as it can be) of the sorry Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) Above The Influence commercials. These anti-drug commercials appear to have been created eit... more >

(1:15) Parody (as much as it can be) of the sorry Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) Above The Influence commercials. These anti-drug commercials appear to have been created either 1) by the preambulatory infant children of the ONDCP staff, or 2) by people who have been spending all their anti-drug propaganda budget on drugs themselves. Sadly this parody is probably a step up from the original. Best viewed in tandem with "Above The Influence: Send Money". < less

(2:59) Only madmen and militarists would ever approve of our "new millennium horrorshow" under the Republican rule of the Bush criminal family, Cheney and his corporate cohorts, the CIA-- ... more >

(2:59) Only madmen and militarists would ever approve of our "new millennium horrorshow" under the Republican rule of the Bush criminal family, Cheney and his corporate cohorts, the CIA-- even our slave-owning founding fathers, those great white icons carved into the Black Hills, would be horrified at the fascist mental slavery we are living under, and such defeated compliance with levels of corruption as to qualify as a "nation of thieves & liars." Such stark reality and truth are apparent to those who are victims of our White House and so-called "intelligence agency" attacks. The game-show media bubble we are all trapped in is a maze of mirrors, smoke, repetitive "polling" & other perception management tools, largely influenced by secretive PR firms and the layers of government & intelligence agencies, keeping us all daily mesmerized, semi-confused, gossip-mongering, and fundamentally "full of shit." The crowds of bullies in Florida and Fox News decided that Bush 43 would rule over us, not our democracy. Crowds of white bullies now chant "drill baby drill" as they elbow any chance of actual issues being addressed out of the way. Or history. Or the "reality on the ground" of our world in desperate ruins, surrounded by killing machinery, maimed children and burned-out wastelands. Once upon a time money was the root of this wickedness. Now it's OIL & all of its by-products. Gasoline seeps into our very souls. < less

(6:42) Sure, they do have reason to fear. Some of their leaders are going to be charged and likely convicted of crimes which bring shame to us all, debts which we can never repay to widows ... more >

(6:42) Sure, they do have reason to fear. Some of their leaders are going to be charged and likely convicted of crimes which bring shame to us all, debts which we can never repay to widows and orphans. Their version of "history" will again have to be revised, their cultural dominance over the land and white authority will be transformed once again. New ways of dealing with war, actual dialogue and diplomacy will have to be allowed in their world of total control, and they might have to redefine what they mean by "America." They desperately need you to share their fears and join their mode of attack. And don't think too deeply about it. On the other hand, the Obama campaign with historic precedence has shown great ability to rise above the relentless attacks by running on "Aloha power." Imagine. Hope. Change. True non-violent communication in the face of the old-guard rattling of rusty swords. Young energy and innovation challenging the creaking, corrupted old communicators. People of all tones and cultures feeling part of the country, rising up with representation and beauty. A promise of better days ahead, without fear, breaking the old mental chains. With days of great history ahead, America is phalanxed by the febrile, fearful crowds still being moved like cattle by the far-right-- streaming now toward the fresh air blowing down from the mountains, dancing out into the sunshine breaking through the storm clouds. Maybe we'll have world peace by Christmas. Let us now dream. Aloha power to you & yours B. Z. Burnbridge Independents for Obama 2008 Perception Recovery Project Galaxy Garden HyperCast http://GalaxyGarden.org "The world is now too dangerous for anything less than Utopia." -- Buckminster Fuller One Nation Under Greed I pledge a grievance to the flag-waving warmongers of America and the crooked Republicans who stand on us a divided nation under guard indefensible with suspicion and shame for all oh wickedness of chem-trail skies genetically modified grain clearcut mountains a travesty above the strip-malled plains America hysteria man sheds his waste on thee and impounds thy goods for secret brotherhoods from sea to oily sea Indigènes de vétérans de Hawaïens de nations des ghostlands de l'Amérique Bombshelter.org "Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you." -- Jean-Paul Sartre < less

(2:57) An exclusive girl-on-girl interview with Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton. The media's been unfair to Hillary lately. Luckily, she sat down with a real journalist ... more >

(2:57) An exclusive girl-on-girl interview with Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton. The media's been unfair to Hillary lately. Luckily, she sat down with a real journalist to open up about what it's like being nation's most influential (female) public figure. Bitch is the new black! < less

(21:20) Skyler CONvinces the San Francisco Giants that he is an American Idol contestant and sings the National Anthem at a ball game. All in the name of getting comped admission to the gam... more >

(21:20) Skyler CONvinces the San Francisco Giants that he is an American Idol contestant and sings the National Anthem at a ball game. All in the name of getting comped admission to the game and drinking for free! CON was a prank show that aired on Comedy Central in 2005. It lives on in re-runs. < less

(0:23) Parody (as much as it can be) of the sorry Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) Above The Influence commercials. These anti-drug commercials appear to have been created eit... more >

(0:23) Parody (as much as it can be) of the sorry Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) Above The Influence commercials. These anti-drug commercials appear to have been created either 1) by the preambulatory infant children of the ONDCP staff, or 2) by people who have been spending all their anti-drug propaganda budget on drugs themselves. Sadly this parody is probably a step up from the original. Best viewed in tandem with "Above The Influence: Walk Me". < less

(2:22) Brooke Anderson talking about our spoof of I Kissed A Girl with John McCain and Sarah Palin. John McCain sings the praises of Sarah Palin. Starring Susan Deming and Phillip Wilburn ... more >

(2:22) Brooke Anderson talking about our spoof of I Kissed A Girl with John McCain and Sarah Palin. John McCain sings the praises of Sarah Palin. Starring Susan Deming and Phillip Wilburn For more info go to http://www.susandeming.com http://www.phillipwilburn.com http://www.bignewsreport.com < less

(4:07) The Zaz! Report talks Cox with John C. Reilly and Jenna Fischer, the two stars of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Watch to find out how you can stuff Cox in your friends and loved on... more >

(4:07) The Zaz! Report talks Cox with John C. Reilly and Jenna Fischer, the two stars of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Watch to find out how you can stuff Cox in your friends and loved ones stockings this Holiday Season! < less

(1:45) The Announcement Forum considers themselves to be in direct competition with The Ad Council about who can produce the most creative and nationally recognized Anti-"Anything" and Awar... more >

(1:45) The Announcement Forum considers themselves to be in direct competition with The Ad Council about who can produce the most creative and nationally recognized Anti-"Anything" and Awareness Campaigns. Larn Numlin, the creative director is a Phoenix Online graduate and his boss thinks he's a genius. His work is questionable and his sources are surely fictitious. < less