mayor

(1:57) Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously ja... more >

(1:57) Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously jam. The racket annoyed neighbors who alerted Ken via his spiffy new I-Phone. Ken immediately jumped into his James Dean replica Porsche Spider and raced home, slowing down only once, swerving to avoid hitting Britney Spears as she leaned out of her stalled car to projectile vomit on the median, wiping her mouth with a dirty diaper. When Ken arrived at his house he found Barbie overdriving the external input on his prize synth. Realising she was in trouble, Barbie employed a trick she learned from Lindsay, dropped to her knees and gave Ken "a little treat." Ken lovingly refers to it as "Barbie blowjazz." Everyone was a winner that night, except for Britney who contracted the non-spore forming rod-shaped bacteria Shigella from the soiled diaper. And to add insult to injury, the diaper didn't even belong to her child, it actually belonged to Johnny Grant, the honorary mayor of Hollywood, who had promised to get Britney a "sit-down" with the Weinstein brothers. Of course, that meant a "sit-down on their face." And the beat goes on. < less

(1:14) It's the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop and wafting with the sweet aroma of marijuana--but change is in the air. The newly- inaugurated mayor,... more >

(1:14) It's the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop and wafting with the sweet aroma of marijuana--but change is in the air. The newly- inaugurated mayor, Rudy Giuliani, is beginning to implement his anti-fun initiatives against "crimes" like noisy portable radios, graffiti and public drunkenness. Set against this backdrop, Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck) spends his last summer before college selling dope throughout New York City, trading it with his shrink (Ben Kingsley) for therapy, while crushing on his step-daughter (Olivia Thirlby). Famke Janssen, Mary Kate Olsen,and Method Man round out the cast in this edgy, bittersweet, and funny coming of age story. < less

(16:10) Dan Molson's a bit depressed these days. Some might say he's down on his luck but Dan says luck is for pussies. He'd be more comfortable saying that things just suck right now. He w... more >

(16:10) Dan Molson's a bit depressed these days. Some might say he's down on his luck but Dan says luck is for pussies. He'd be more comfortable saying that things just suck right now. He was just laid off work at the plant and now he has to bring the news home to his four kids and his wife - as long as she isn't busy swooning over her sexy corporate boss, T.J. Dan and his family live in the sleepy town of Brockville, Ontario, where the main cultural attractions include weekly karaoke nights and the annual "ribfest." It's the kind of place where everyone knows everyone's cousin's ex-wife. With the town in the midst of a mayoral election, Dan finally decides to take a risk and begin a campaign for city hall. ELECT DAN MOLSON will follow Dan as his bright blue collar explodes onto the semi-polished world of small town mayoral politics. He doesn't own a suit, hasn't been to school and has a very hard time pronouncing the world "mayoral," but he is ready to put everything he has behind his campaign. His campaign is managed by a crack squad of political gurus - ie. other guys who got laid off when he did. "Big Ben" manages the campaign, while virgin-boyscout Pete oversees the fine details of the campaign, like keeping Dan's kids on task making campaign posters. This docu-comedy series follows Dan for each step of his campaign. Step one - actually get on the ballot by getting 200 nominations from "enlightened" townspeople. < less

(2:15) It's the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop and wafting with the sweet aroma of marijuana--but change is in the air. The newly- inaugurated mayor, R... more >

(2:15) It's the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop and wafting with the sweet aroma of marijuana--but change is in the air. The newly- inaugurated mayor, Rudy Giuliani, is beginning to implement his anti-fun initiatives against "crimes" like noisy portable radios, graffiti and public drunkenness. Set against this backdrop, Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck) spends his last summer before college selling dope throughout New York City, trading it with his shrink (Ben Kingsley) for therapy, while crushing on his step-daughter (Olivia Thirlby). Famke Janssen, Mary Kate Olsen,and Method Man round out the cast in this edgy, bittersweet, and funny coming of age story. < less

(2:47) Sarah Palin learned from the master, Skip Winkle, the Mayor of Venison, USA. Skip is a master of the "folksy" tone, he's all about God and he can wink. Sarah pulled a lot of tricks f... more >

(2:47) Sarah Palin learned from the master, Skip Winkle, the Mayor of Venison, USA. Skip is a master of the "folksy" tone, he's all about God and he can wink. Sarah pulled a lot of tricks from this guy's bag. < less