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(2:17) OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell... more >

(2:17) OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go on adventures but I can't find my dentures so I don't anymore. Now I can date someone 1/3 my age and I don't break any laws When I was a College professer i'd do your all your daughter's after class but now all I get is your old Grandmas stanky ass. I'm incontinent. I can't hear or see I'm so Old My prostate is killing me i'm so old, i don't care about archeology I would trade 10 lost arks, 100 temple of dooms and even a holy grail full of a never ending supply of pussy just to poop regularly I'm so Old, I look like I had a stroke I'm so Old, I'll sign a Do Not Resusitate Form I'm so Old, I use grecian formula 16 on my pubic hair that's why I traded my whip for a cane and my horse for one of them snazzy electric scooter chairs. yep, now I can get around almost anywhere. These damn false teeth. This damn I.V. These adult diapers. I have no more dignity. This damn Nursing Home. Somebody Just kill me. Please i'm begging. Seriously. I really mean it. Just put me out of my misery already < less

(13:40) Walt Disney World Vacation 2006, Episode 7: MGM Studios Day 7, Toby, Kris, Dara and Rich embark into a Disney tinsel town in a theme park far, far away... Episode 7; MGM Studios Fr... more >

(13:40) Walt Disney World Vacation 2006, Episode 7: MGM Studios Day 7, Toby, Kris, Dara and Rich embark into a Disney tinsel town in a theme park far, far away... Episode 7; MGM Studios From car chases to Star Wars our group decide to head into Disney, Hollywood style. Watch as the couples take an Elevator from another dimension, to see yet another adventure of Indian Jones, while enjoying parades and roller coasters all at the same time. < less

(5:13) Slumber Party Theater Presents: "Casey & Kevin in "Beg For Mercy" Movie Reviews!" A new segment wherein Casey and Kevin talk about upcoming movies while Casey tortures him S&M style!... more >

(5:13) Slumber Party Theater Presents: "Casey & Kevin in "Beg For Mercy" Movie Reviews!" A new segment wherein Casey and Kevin talk about upcoming movies while Casey tortures him S&M style! In this episode, they talk about The Kingdom, starring Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner; Beowulf, starring Angelina Jolie; and Things We Lost in the Fire starring Halle Berry. Beware of strong language and strong opinions! Sponsored by Long Pig: The Movie. < less

(12:13) Day 5, Kris, Rich, Dara and Toby decide to go around the world in one day at EPCOT's World Showcase. Episode 4; EPCOT Where in the World??? Dara and Toby decide to travel the world... more >

(12:13) Day 5, Kris, Rich, Dara and Toby decide to go around the world in one day at EPCOT's World Showcase. Episode 4; EPCOT Where in the World??? Dara and Toby decide to travel the world at the EPCOT World Showcase while Kristen and Rich decide to search for them and play there version of "Where in the world is Dara and Toby". While the search progresses Kristen realizes thats EPCOT seems much more interesting when alcohol is involved. < less