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(2:44) BLASTING FARTS I'm on the elevator my guts in horrible pain I'm trying to hold them in but it was all in vain gas starts to pass before you know it I'm farting but I was embarrassed... more >

(2:44) BLASTING FARTS I'm on the elevator my guts in horrible pain I'm trying to hold them in but it was all in vain gas starts to pass before you know it I'm farting but I was embarrassed so I decided to blame you whoever smelt it dealt it I said while pointing at you and everyone is sniffing it Thinking you're disgusting And they don't care what you say whoever denied supplied it and i'm still pointing your way and they don't know the truth my farts are silent but deadly they haven't figured out it's me I spread my butt cheeks and I keep farting keep, keep farting farts I keep farting I keep, keep farting farts keep farting keep, keep farting farts yes, I cut the cheese Im pretending it's not me but now my farts are so loud Their piercing sounds fill my ears like a thunderous sound yet I know that my goal is to keep me from farting but nothing's greater than the rush of air that comes from my ass you try to Lysol my Ass you Lysol all over the place and everyone around me hopes the elevator door will open, hoping it's their floor But I don't care what they say I can't Hold my farts in You try to wave the smell away and try not to Breath in My gut is Crippled by the Pain I can't hold my Farts anymore I let one Rip and I keep farting keep, keep farting farts I keep farting I keep, keep farting farts keep farting keep, keep farting farts I blew one out my ass And it really stinks like Hell Oh they find it hard to believe I keep dropping these Butt Bombs What the Hell did I eat But I don't care what they say I don't care what they do They try to get away but they all know the truth There's no escaping my Farts That I keep on farting Just Light a Match because I Keep farting Keep, keep farting farts Keep farting Keep, keep farting farts Keep farting Keep, keep farting farts I farted to hard and I shit keep shitting farting, sharting, shitting shit keep shitting I keep, keep shitting shit keep shitting keep, keep shitting shit My pants are ruined but I keep shitting keep, keep shitting all over you. (more) < less

(2:20) Floyd acts out fake deaths that annoy his roommate, Ted. In this episode, Floyd defuses a bomb to save the world. Wait, is that Ted's laptop?! Check out all the episodes at www.manvsfilms.com

(2:20) Floyd acts out fake deaths that annoy his roommate, Ted. In this episode, Floyd defuses a bomb to save the world. Wait, is that Ted's laptop?! Check out all the episodes at www.manvsfilms.com < less

(4:32) A powerful three-word tactic that could change your life forever, from the "POWER OF NEGATIVE THINKING" series. Either watch it or blow it off. We couldn't care less.

(4:32) A powerful three-word tactic that could change your life forever, from the "POWER OF NEGATIVE THINKING" series. Either watch it or blow it off. We couldn't care less. < less