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(0:44) Thanks to the Partnership for a Drug Free America for being such dumb asses as to compare Divorce and Drugs. I get the connection…when I’m really high. This is a parody of the latest... more >

(0:44) Thanks to the Partnership for a Drug Free America for being such dumb asses as to compare Divorce and Drugs. I get the connection…when I’m really high. This is a parody of the latest effort to convince kids not to do drugs. Check out my other vids if you want to see the actual advertisement this makes fun of. Thanks for watching! www.DrugWarSoldiers.com www.GenerationRevolution.com www.GenerationFucked.com < less

(2:15) "Who's the man hidin in the sand?long beard man ruler of the taliban.damn gotta big bombdamn. I gotta big bomb.duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duhIt's strapped to my big d... more >

(2:15) "Who's the man hidin in the sand? long beard man ruler of the taliban. damn gotta big bomb damn. I gotta big bomb. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh It's strapped to my big dong I come from a cave a young virgin as my slave hell no, I don't shave! I keep it grimy, man. So my hair stays greasy and shiny, man. Who's the man hidin in the sand? long haired man, ruler of the taliban. Where I go nobody knows. Hidin in the sand with my hoes. Cave to cave, you cannot deny. I'm grimy, and I've got mad alibis. Rich as a bitch, and my boys don't snitch. We're spreadin fast, like a PC glitch. Who's the man hidin in the sand? Long bearded man, ruler of the taliban. Damn I gotta big bomb, damn I gotta big bomb. To all son of taliban, I say stick to my master plan... while I hide out and play in the sand. I'm grimy man. Ruler of the taliban. Yeah yeah. I'm grimy man. Ruler of the taliban. I keep the plan... hidden in my pants, man. Near the bomb strapped to my dong. Close to the sand with a virgin in each hand. One eye on the Koran, the other eye on the master plan. I'm rich, deal with it, bitch! I'm like a virus man, you wont find me under all this sand. < less

(5:06) Inspired by La Virgen de Guadalupe, San Juan Diego, and Nuestra Se?ora de J-Lo, this music video was created to answer burning questions, such as: What's up with these designer Virge... more >

(5:06) Inspired by La Virgen de Guadalupe, San Juan Diego, and Nuestra Se?ora de J-Lo, this music video was created to answer burning questions, such as: What's up with these designer Virgen de Guadalupe jeans?, How come El Indio Juan Diego became a white man for his saintly Vatican image?, Is the Pope concerned about losing the Latino market?, and Are we fooled by the props G-Loop's got? Is she, is she, Lupe from the Block? < less

(1:55) He's Here! The Submissive Jesus. Answer your prayers. The perfect gift for your atheist buddies or the obnoxious christian at work. Order now! www.thesubmissivejesus.com

(1:55) He's Here! The Submissive Jesus. Answer your prayers. The perfect gift for your atheist buddies or the obnoxious christian at work. Order now! www.thesubmissivejesus.com < less

(2:12) The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head also has a musical talent. And tonight, he's singing with the Martians. You can order your own Submissive Jesus by going to www.the... more >

(2:12) The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head also has a musical talent. And tonight, he's singing with the Martians. You can order your own Submissive Jesus by going to www.thesubmissivejesus.com < less

(2:52) Matt Zaller talked Step Brothers with stars Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. In the hilarious new film, Reilly and Ferrell are exceedingly laugh inducing in their roles as step broth... more >

(2:52) Matt Zaller talked Step Brothers with stars Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. In the hilarious new film, Reilly and Ferrell are exceedingly laugh inducing in their roles as step brothers. They don't let us down in the interview either. Matt gets them to talk about losing their virginity and butt clinching! Check it out. < less