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(0:47) In this clip from The Sasquatch gang, Gavin shows Sophie the perry thrust combo while sword fighting. Starring Justin Long, Jeremy Sumpter, and Jon Heder. In select theaters November... more >

(0:47) In this clip from The Sasquatch gang, Gavin shows Sophie the perry thrust combo while sword fighting. Starring Justin Long, Jeremy Sumpter, and Jon Heder. In select theaters November 30th! For more info, visit: http://www.thesasquatchgang.com/ < less

(1:41) This is a parody movie trailer I wrote and costar in from my old comedy troupe "First Hour Movies". We shot it for our internet sketch show "Sketch Box". This is a mock trailer for R... more >

(1:41) This is a parody movie trailer I wrote and costar in from my old comedy troupe "First Hour Movies". We shot it for our internet sketch show "Sketch Box". This is a mock trailer for Reservoir Dogs, called Reservoir Dads. I thought of it while staring at a Reservoir Dogs poster in my room, while watching John Frankenheimer's "Sword Of The Ninja" which is bad ass. Also, look for Adam Eugenio's awesome Buscemi. < less

(15:04) Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so ... more >

(15:04) Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so he enlists the help of Mr. Umbrella to search the tunnel. Elsewhere, a hopeless loner named Ted Daffleberry from Wetumpka, Al. submits his personal video to match.com for all the "ladies" out there. He claims to have seen 3 "paginas" and 15 boobs. Pretty sure they dude doesn't know what a vagina is. Also, two hyperactive kids scream at each other. Could they be doing drugs? Popping pills? Drunk? Beer? Candy canes? Maybe all of those? Who cares. Some dude talks like a robot and misses out on the picnic of his lifetime. MC Dancey Dance gets a special favor (or "handsky" as some folks call it) from a skeleton whilst singing "Dem Bones". One dude's car is covered in cat poop. < less

(4:02) "O hearken, verily, of an age after the days when the Old Ones did crush the dirt of Abyssmalnia beneath mysterious feet, but before that era when men first did venture to the farthe... more >

(4:02) "O hearken, verily, of an age after the days when the Old Ones did crush the dirt of Abyssmalnia beneath mysterious feet, but before that era when men first did venture to the farthest reaches of The Welkin, there was a neverwhen unimaginable. When sorcery, magic, and magick fought 'gainst sword and sinew. When Upper World did keep separate from Lower World. And into this mysterious Upper World there rose an institution of higher learning known for its fantastic athletic programs, and its pillaging. The Big Man on Campus was called Wangbone, destined to earn a scholarship in reaving, to be dumped by his girlfriend, and to inadvertently cause an all-out war to develop betwixt Lower and Upper World!" Sword and sorcery B.S. < less

(1:31) Catch the amazing new show from Spiderman director, Sam Raimi, Legend of the Seeker. Premeiring November 1st. Go to www.legendoftheseeker.com for more info a air times.

(1:31) Catch the amazing new show from Spiderman director, Sam Raimi, Legend of the Seeker. Premeiring November 1st. Go to www.legendoftheseeker.com for more info a air times. < less

(0:58) Game at http://www.kungfuelection.com VP edition of Kung Fu Election, and just in time for tonight's debate! You can now fulfill your weeks long fantasy of beating the living crap ... more >

(0:58) Game at http://www.kungfuelection.com VP edition of Kung Fu Election, and just in time for tonight's debate! You can now fulfill your weeks long fantasy of beating the living crap out of either Sarah Palin or Joe Biden. Palin's weapon of choice is a hockey stick while Biden swings a big sword. Help Palin practice her debate skills by shooting a friend in the face (her secret weapon of course). < less

(1:27) To envy the Celtic Warriors is Human. To Journey with them is divine. Join the charismatic trio of legendary warriors as they delve into the sanctity of the Salmon Leap Maneuver.

(1:27) To envy the Celtic Warriors is Human. To Journey with them is divine. Join the charismatic trio of legendary warriors as they delve into the sanctity of the Salmon Leap Maneuver. < less

(2:44) If you think you got what it takes to win the heart of a ninja, then you haven't met the "Ninja Babes from Space." You've been warned... good luck. http://www.ninjababesfromspace.com/

(2:44) If you think you got what it takes to win the heart of a ninja, then you haven't met the "Ninja Babes from Space." You've been warned... good luck. http://www.ninjababesfromspace.com/ < less