Stories

(0:58) When my fowty Bubbles meets his temporary roommate Snappy, they share a love that measures no other...and some KICKASS FIGHT SCENES. (This is clearly a parody of that video of the tw... more >

(0:58) When my fowty Bubbles meets his temporary roommate Snappy, they share a love that measures no other...and some KICKASS FIGHT SCENES. (This is clearly a parody of that video of the two cats being cute, that some guy/gal, who loves his/her cats, thinks is funny enough to put on the internet. Check out "Peaches and Ziggy, a love/hate story" before viewing this.) < less

(5:07) Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no suc... more >

(5:07) Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Bill Hicks < less

(4:00) Todd is a man who is bound up inside. Literally. As the daily pressures of family life, crushing debt and finding work mount, the only thing that will relieve his pain is a miracle.

(4:00) Todd is a man who is bound up inside. Literally. As the daily pressures of family life, crushing debt and finding work mount, the only thing that will relieve his pain is a miracle. < less

(1:39) Bedtime Stories with Uncle Joey Bowel Movements, Cemetaries and Cold Weather is a historic look back on the life and times of a young Joey Diaz. The series focuses on the trials and ... more >

(1:39) Bedtime Stories with Uncle Joey Bowel Movements, Cemetaries and Cold Weather is a historic look back on the life and times of a young Joey Diaz. The series focuses on the trials and tribulations a single child faced, including the harsh winter of the northeast, death and outdoor plumbing. < less

(1:21) Slumber Party Theater Presents: "Casey & Jennifer Talk About Britney Spears' Vagina." An outtake from the night these two girls watched and reviewed Talladega Nights: The Ballad of ... more >

(1:21) Slumber Party Theater Presents: "Casey & Jennifer Talk About Britney Spears' Vagina." An outtake from the night these two girls watched and reviewed Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Beware of strong language and strong opinions! Sponsored by Long Pig: The Movie. < less

(5:15) Welcome to this place. If you stay long enough, you will be treated to a story about an international comedian named Demetri Martin. The story begins, as most stories do, with episo... more >

(5:15) Welcome to this place. If you stay long enough, you will be treated to a story about an international comedian named Demetri Martin. The story begins, as most stories do, with episode one entitled "a rare condition." Demetri is hopeful that you'll enjoy it because he played the music and did his own stunts. He actually only did one stunt...so by saying he did "stunts" don't expect more than one. < less

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: N... more >

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit there son I'll tell you how I became the menacing Joker of Gotham. Well no idea where I was born or raised An Asylum was where I spent most of my days Spazzin' Out, Schitzin, Laughin' all cool And all digging my way out with a stolen tool When a couple of guards Caught me out of my bed I stabbed them in the face and now they're kinda dead Broke out of Arkham and Gotham's where I went, They found nothing in my pockets except knives and lint, Evening Commissioner I just wanna be the guy who's fun and feared, And if I may say, I really dig the beard Everyone points and call me delirious, But I just laugh and ask, "Why so serious?" Well I broke out some cell-mates, and set them free And told them they were all just freaks like me If they wanna destroy Gotham, theres just one plan, It's obvious the only way is: kill the batman I destroyed half of Gotham by two or three, And I yelled to the batman, "Come on, hit me" Looked at Gotham, as it all laid in waste, Come on, batman, Lets put a smile on that face. < less