Killers

(1:32) The 29th annual Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo, the internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish, and Fantasy, and - according to E! Entertainment TV - “The World’s #1 Wildest... more >

(1:32) The 29th annual Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo, the internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish, and Fantasy, and - according to E! Entertainment TV - “The World’s #1 Wildest and Sexiest Party,” will host the first-ever U.S. appearance by world-renowned painter, Tim Patch, otherwise known as Pricasso. Tim is one of 50 uniquely gifted erotic artists participating in the Exotic Erotic Ball-produced Erotic Arts Festival, the largest festival of its type ever to take place in Northern California, if not the whole freakin’ state, October 24 and 25, Treasure Island, San Francisco. Art takes on many forms and no painter has a more interesting way of applying paint to canvas than Mr. Patch. The gifted and celebrated artist, traveling to the show all the way from Sydney, paints exquisite masterpieces with a certain part of his male anatomy he might aptly refer to as Little Tim. Patch will be hanging out for the entire two-day event, and at times he will be painting live. Using his innovative and incomparable pants-down, no-brushes-required method, he produces masterpieces that give a whole new meaning to the term ‘Digital Art.’ Tim is not eligible to vote in the upcoming American presidential election, but he has nevertheless fostered a definitive artistic opinion about the candidates. He will showcase his manhood-made renderings of John McCain, Barack Obama, Ron Paul, and the Moose-Killing Sarah Palin, as well as John Howard, Tony Blair, George Bush and – since we’re already going to Hell anyway – The Pope. http://www.exoticeroticball.com < less

(4:55) The brilliant JOSH FADEM (Night Masters) and the beautiful ZOE JARMAN (Whisper Force 2) star in this unforgettable mind-bending horror thriller, directed by international horror maes... more >

(4:55) The brilliant JOSH FADEM (Night Masters) and the beautiful ZOE JARMAN (Whisper Force 2) star in this unforgettable mind-bending horror thriller, directed by international horror maestro RODNEY ASCHER (Suspensia) . A supernatural madman (Fadem) invades the mind of young lawyer desperately trying to halt the execution of the accused killer of her sister. But in a shocking conclusion everything she knows about reality is shattered building up to a shocking conclusion in which the huntress becomes seduced by an ancient evil in a shocking conclusion. 20 years later an innocent woman arrives at the institue for treatment. Unknowingly she reawakens the spirit of Ramzi and his army from the DEAD PIT. Now...they're out. < less

(7:36) David Faustino (Married w/ Children, Killer Bud, Pucked) stars in this episode of House Sitter! Are you a famous hollywood celebrity? Are you in need of a house sitter? If so, pleas... more >

(7:36) David Faustino (Married w/ Children, Killer Bud, Pucked) stars in this episode of House Sitter! Are you a famous hollywood celebrity? Are you in need of a house sitter? If so, please contact Sarah Norton, professional house sitter to the stars. < less

(2:47) Bruce Lee's not dead! He's just fat and addicted to porn. But he's about to go one-on-one with his natural nemesis: the depraved R2D2 of Star Wars fame. It's expert kung fu vs ... we... more >

(2:47) Bruce Lee's not dead! He's just fat and addicted to porn. But he's about to go one-on-one with his natural nemesis: the depraved R2D2 of Star Wars fame. It's expert kung fu vs ... well, steely resistance as Bruce's one-inch punch meets R2's three-inch thick casing. Bad dubbing, obscene subtitles, a massive guest star and ripped-off jokes from almost every cult film and cartoon ever made make this an all-singing, all-dancing clash of the titans. Killer quote: "Where’s my head? Why can’t I feel my head?!" < less

(1:38) Al Pacino from Scarface takes on Meg Ryan from When Harry met Sally in this tale of domestic bliss gone horribly, horribly wrong. When their pillowtalk broaches the controversial sub... more >

(1:38) Al Pacino from Scarface takes on Meg Ryan from When Harry met Sally in this tale of domestic bliss gone horribly, horribly wrong. When their pillowtalk broaches the controversial subject of the female orgasm, an argument begins that can only climax (ahem) with a gruesome fight to the death. Killer quote: “How would you know, bubblehead?” < less