Hell

(1:52) Animated version of one of my more popular prank phone calls. I called a lady to inform her that we were planning to cut her social security check. All hell breaks loose. More free p... more >

(1:52) Animated version of one of my more popular prank phone calls. I called a lady to inform her that we were planning to cut her social security check. All hell breaks loose. More free prank call downloads on my website at www.roywoodjr.com < less

(6:03) VIDEO SCAVENGER HUNT '08 - American Dad & Family Guy employees chose mystery songs at random and had to make a MUSIC VIDEO for the song all within 24 hours! Our song was BURN IN HEL... more >

(6:03) VIDEO SCAVENGER HUNT '08 - American Dad & Family Guy employees chose mystery songs at random and had to make a MUSIC VIDEO for the song all within 24 hours! Our song was BURN IN HELL by Twisted Sister. This is what we came up with on the fly... Our Props were: Sports Equipment, Chocolate and Flames (3 things we had to use for the scavenger hunt part) < less

(1:54) Had to say "fuck everyone" for awhile due to all our schedule changes. But our movie is pretty much ready for mass consumption now. However, before you'll see it online we're having ... more >

(1:54) Had to say "fuck everyone" for awhile due to all our schedule changes. But our movie is pretty much ready for mass consumption now. However, before you'll see it online we're having somewhat of a small screening tour. Portland, Or and Seattle, Wa dates to be announced soon. Thanks to Patton Oswalt we will be unveiling our menagerie of crap on Oct 8-9 @ the new beverly cinema in Los Angeles, Ca. "Cars III" will be part of a double feature paired with "American Movie" Patton has put together an amazing week of film, check www.newbevcinema.com for complete listing. I'll see all of you in hell. Fuck you, -Bobby Hacker P.S. Fuck you. < less

(4:23) Mike Rowe, sick to hell of human interest stories, craves credibility in Serious Journalist series. Also, an opportunity for Mike and his disgruntled producer to take back the word "... more >

(4:23) Mike Rowe, sick to hell of human interest stories, craves credibility in Serious Journalist series. Also, an opportunity for Mike and his disgruntled producer to take back the word "Balls" from the FCC overlords. < less

(22:10) After 9 years, confirmed loser David Bethany has finally graduated from junior college and is ready to begin his career at the local godless corporation. What he doesn't realize is ... more >

(22:10) After 9 years, confirmed loser David Bethany has finally graduated from junior college and is ready to begin his career at the local godless corporation. What he doesn't realize is the hell that awaits him. < less

(3:48) This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’... more >

(3:48) This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’re playing the New York Mets/ And I’m less popular than disco/ Yeah, it’s true/ Shea Stadium doesn’t love me like you do/ Singing the blues/ Hey there, Aisha/ Don't you worry about the home runs/ Because in just a couple years/ ARod will beat it and I’ll be done/ Yes, I’m screwed/ Pujols will probably do it, too/ Oh, shit it’s true/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ Hey there, Aisha/ I know times are getting harder/ Nobody outside Cali likes me/ It’s a shame to be my daughter/ That’s understood/ Neighbors won’t say hello in the hood/ Not like they should…/ Hey there, Aisha/ I took too many medications/ If every simple song I wrote to you/ Would silence an allegation/ I'd write it all/ If I could grow back my shrunken balls/ I’d be in the Hall/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ I cheat like George Brett using tar/ Booed in living rooms, at games, in bars/ I walk to first ‘cuz I have no other way/ Baseball fans told me to go to hell/ and even though I hit this well/ Nobody takes my record seriously/ Aisha I can promise you/ That by the time we get through/ The world won’t even remember my name/ And I’m to blame/ Hey there Aisha/ I deeply regret roiding but/ It’s douchebaggery more than power/ When these pitchers are avoiding/ Throwing strikes/ Taking all these four-ball hikes / I’m somebody no one likes/ So my Aisha here's to you/ At least there’s you/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me < less

(5:04) A spoof on The Office we call "Hell." Satan is the Manager of the Northern East branch of Hell and up for raise. The employees realize that Hell is not that much different than ther... more >

(5:04) A spoof on The Office we call "Hell." Satan is the Manager of the Northern East branch of Hell and up for raise. The employees realize that Hell is not that much different than there job when they were alive. < less

(5:38) Filmed in their college dorm room Brooke & Bethany are bound by a single twist of fate; when they discover their first year roommates are the roommates from hell!

(5:38) Filmed in their college dorm room Brooke & Bethany are bound by a single twist of fate; when they discover their first year roommates are the roommates from hell! < less