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(1:28) "Weathering the Storm": After failed book signings and poor sells of “Help Yo self Chile”, Mary Francis discovers that her Wanna-Be Million-dollar book may not help send her into a c... more >

(1:28) "Weathering the Storm": After failed book signings and poor sells of “Help Yo self Chile”, Mary Francis discovers that her Wanna-Be Million-dollar book may not help send her into a comfortable multi-million dollar retirement. Meanwhile all her employees at Francis Realty have quit, so she is forced to buy and sell property herself, and to add insult to injury a storm is brewing and is threatening to do severe damage to the little town of Lakewood. In this clip Mary and Al are helping Collier recover after he was nearing caught in the eye of the storm, But recovering is next to impossible when you have a pesky little visitor like Little Bonia Jenkins on the prowl. < less

(2:57) Joy and the Kitchen Dragon of Dinnertime Stress don’t exactly see eye-to-eye. While she likes to help with homemade, he encourages junk food. Their differences keep Joy on a constant... more >

(2:57) Joy and the Kitchen Dragon of Dinnertime Stress don’t exactly see eye-to-eye. While she likes to help with homemade, he encourages junk food. Their differences keep Joy on a constant quest to slay the Kitchen Dragon. Watch more at http://www.letjoyin.com < less

(3:29) The Song - "Chick Lit tells the story of a young girl named Agatha who one day, while collecting fire wood to blend into an immune-system boosting power shake, encounters a magic wel... more >

(3:29) The Song - "Chick Lit tells the story of a young girl named Agatha who one day, while collecting fire wood to blend into an immune-system boosting power shake, encounters a magic well. She knows the well is magic because it smells like Axe, and so she nervously calls three desperate wishes into its still black depths. There isn't a lot of room for storytelling in a three minute pop song, unless you're Bright Eyes, so that's where the story ends, but we definitely intend to pick it up in another song somewhere down the line. For now, try to revel in the promise of this initial set-up." The Video - "We made a video. In it, we play pirates who contemplate a change in career when they learn that they could double their salaries by driving a semi truck." < less

(1:02) F-F-F-F-FART KNOCKERS. Ahem. This is the last of the factory videos CRAP PANTS. And I’m about to begin my CHIRP, CHIRP, WHISTLE struggle to find somewhere I fit in. It brings a tear ... more >

(1:02) F-F-F-F-FART KNOCKERS. Ahem. This is the last of the factory videos CRAP PANTS. And I’m about to begin my CHIRP, CHIRP, WHISTLE struggle to find somewhere I fit in. It brings a tear to my eye watching the video again. COCK. There were so many difficulties and misunderstandings still to come. Won’t you give me a good home? DICK WAD. http://www.terryturtlexxx.com < less

(1:10) A bleary-eyed Henry awakes to find his new busybody neighbor Esperanza at his door in this clip from the new film Henry Poole Is Here, starring Luke Wilson, George Lopez and Cheryl ... more >

(1:10) A bleary-eyed Henry awakes to find his new busybody neighbor Esperanza at his door in this clip from the new film Henry Poole Is Here, starring Luke Wilson, George Lopez and Cheryl Hines. In theaters August 15th! For more info, visit: http://www.myspace.com/henrypooleishere < less

(4:48) Eagle Eye Movie Review from Spill.com - Watch our movie review for the film Eagle Eye and if you enjoy the review, Subscribe. Also visit our site to see the trailer for the movie Eag... more >

(4:48) Eagle Eye Movie Review from Spill.com - Watch our movie review for the film Eagle Eye and if you enjoy the review, Subscribe. Also visit our site to see the trailer for the movie Eagle Eye and watch more movie reviews from Eagle Eye, make sure to watch Spill's animated Eagle Eye movie review. If It's Crap... We'll Tell You! < less

(5:41) Brian has an addiction the adrenaline he gets from running around with scissors in his hand. It's up to Ryan and John to stop Brian's shenanigans before he pokes an eye out.

(5:41) Brian has an addiction the adrenaline he gets from running around with scissors in his hand. It's up to Ryan and John to stop Brian's shenanigans before he pokes an eye out. < less

(4:20) Out of all the sports the Olympics hosts you think blowjob competitions would be more popular but noooooo. Some asshole said it was obscene and now all there is left to do is get yo... more >

(4:20) Out of all the sports the Olympics hosts you think blowjob competitions would be more popular but noooooo. Some asshole said it was obscene and now all there is left to do is get your eyeballs burned out by poorly rigged lasers. < less

(5:30) I prayed Lord, I am a sinner I need penance to be freed Won't you tell me how to serve thee... She said, go down on me. I've been by her side, I've been down between her knees And I... more >

(5:30) I prayed Lord, I am a sinner I need penance to be freed Won't you tell me how to serve thee... She said, go down on me. I've been by her side, I've been down between her knees And I asked my Lord to show me She said, go down on me. Down baby down Baby down baby down Down baby down Go down on me. I kissed her pearly neck Gently and her cheek She said down baby go down Down is what I need I was breathing on her navel Turned my eyes to my Lord's face She said down, baby go down With my blessings and my grace (Chorus) Shivers of oh-oh-om Down, baby go down Breathe in and moan (Chorus) < less

(2:51) "People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state of innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himsel... more >

(2:51) "People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state of innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster." -- James Baldwin "It is the utmost folly -- it is just short of suicide -- to take the position that citizens of any country should hold their tongues for fear of causing distress to the immediate and sometimes tortuous policies of their leaders." -- Wendell Lewis Willkie < less

(11:07) Competition is the key to life. Or so most of the Dobbler family thinks. "Dobbler vs. Dobbler" is a short-film mockumentary satirizing parents who push their kids into sports. Shot ... more >

(11:07) Competition is the key to life. Or so most of the Dobbler family thinks. "Dobbler vs. Dobbler" is a short-film mockumentary satirizing parents who push their kids into sports. Shot in 2002, the short tells the tale of two brothers who train under the watchful hawk-eyes of their mother. Will Mom's absurd training schedule and quest for glory lead to victory, or will it just drive the rest of the family insane? < less