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I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girls but they don't love me. Most Asian women stick with Asian men. I don't know If It's a cultural difference, but to me it's a bunch of nonsense. I tried to make it work with an Asian girl, but the Asian guys they all got violent. They were trying to beat me up bad. That's when I was best friends with Ty. But I will keep on trying. The Asian women in New York are breath taking. I'm not even trying to fronting cause you know I wanna be with one someday. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural th... more >

I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girls but they don't love me. Most Asian women stick with Asian men. I don't know If It's a cultural difference, but to me it's a bunch of nonsense. I tried to make it work with an Asian girl, but the Asian guys they all got violent. They were trying to beat me up bad. That's when I was best friends with Ty. But I will keep on trying. The Asian women in New York are breath taking. I'm not even trying to fronting cause you know I wanna be with one someday. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 2) Asian women make me get a little boner. That's why I don't wanna be a loner no more. I wanna just get more closer. But how can I when the Asian connection stops me. They wanna kill me. I wanna take a course and learn their language. Maybe I can socialize a little bit more. My friends they laugh they think I'm playing. Asian women they know how to treat a man. Maybe I should move to Tokyo or Japan. Or maybe I should get a mail order bride. Na I got to much pride. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 3) An Asian woman makes me feel much love and respect. There intelligent, strong and always in check. Greet me at the door take off my shoes. Kiss me hi tell me how do you do. Then after that my woman hooks me up with food. She's always pleasant. Always in the mood never rude. She's always in the mood and cheerful. That's why I want one by the mouthful. I can see myself falling in love all over again with an Asian girl. Please come in to my world because I need your love. Your love is strong. That's why I sat down and wrote this song. Cause you know we all should get along. Tell those Asian men to back off and let me come in and rock your world. Girl I wanna rock you all night long. R.E.H. D.O. double G. loving you all night cause I am a stud. That's right yeah word. Some people always ask me why, why is it do I want that girl. Girl I want you because I'm falling in love. A.S.I.A.N. W.O.M.A.N. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) < less

Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so he enlists the help of Mr. Umbrella to search the tunnel. Elsewhere, a hopeless loner named Ted Daffleberry from Wetumpka, Al. submits his personal video to match.com for all the "ladies" out there. He claims to have seen 3 "paginas" and 15 boobs. Pretty sure they dude doesn't know what a vagina is. Also, two hyperactive kids scream at each other. Could they be doing drugs? Popping pills? Drunk? Beer? Candy canes? Maybe all of those? Who cares. Some dude talks like a robot and misses out on the picnic of... more >

Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so he enlists the help of Mr. Umbrella to search the tunnel. Elsewhere, a hopeless loner named Ted Daffleberry from Wetumpka, Al. submits his personal video to match.com for all the "ladies" out there. He claims to have seen 3 "paginas" and 15 boobs. Pretty sure they dude doesn't know what a vagina is. Also, two hyperactive kids scream at each other. Could they be doing drugs? Popping pills? Drunk? Beer? Candy canes? Maybe all of those? Who cares. Some dude talks like a robot and misses out on the picnic of his lifetime. MC Dancey Dance gets a special favor (or "handsky" as some folks call it) from a skeleton whilst singing "Dem Bones". One dude's car is covered in cat poop. < less

Sparkle is not at its heart a gay film, but if you know the work of Neil Hunter and Tom Hunsinger (Lawless Heart, Boyfriends), or if you like watching a good film with a queer sensibility, then you'll love it. 22-year-old Liverpudlian Sam (Shaun Evans, who played a gay character in Teachers) comes down to London with his cabaret-singing dotty mother to change his life for the better. Serving drinks at a party, he hooks up with Sheila, a powerful PR boss in a pair of high-heeled boots (played by the fabulous Stockard Channing, need we say more). But when he also begins an affair with a younger woman, life begins to get just a little complicated. Sparkle is a warm, funny film with gr... more >

Sparkle is not at its heart a gay film, but if you know the work of Neil Hunter and Tom Hunsinger (Lawless Heart, Boyfriends), or if you like watching a good film with a queer sensibility, then you'll love it. 22-year-old Liverpudlian Sam (Shaun Evans, who played a gay character in Teachers) comes down to London with his cabaret-singing dotty mother to change his life for the better. Serving drinks at a party, he hooks up with Sheila, a powerful PR boss in a pair of high-heeled boots (played by the fabulous Stockard Channing, need we say more). But when he also begins an affair with a younger woman, life begins to get just a little complicated. Sparkle is a warm, funny film with great performances throughout (look out for Antony Head as a sardonic stately British homo and Bob Hoskins as a lovable loner). Bring your hanky... < less