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(4:26) I'm sick of the LEFT sucking on Obama's &&&&. I believe we are a nation divided and that there should be more left smear mixed with right smear. Too many lies and BS coming from bo... more >

(4:26) I'm sick of the LEFT sucking on Obama's &&&&. I believe we are a nation divided and that there should be more left smear mixed with right smear. Too many lies and BS coming from both sides. Here's a comical reality. < less

(1:38) Dana explains the difference between his new Indian doctor and his old one from Brooklyn. See all of Dana Carvey's new comedy special when "Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies" premieres ... more >

(1:38) Dana explains the difference between his new Indian doctor and his old one from Brooklyn. See all of Dana Carvey's new comedy special when "Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies" premieres on June 14th at 10 p.m.--only on HBO! < less

(5:36) Warlords of Earth: Lay Down Your Weapons Intergalactic Intelligence Briefing Galactic Ambassador Aglaria StarBase 488 Translator TimePortal 2453960.355208 Hail Ideological Leaders... more >

(5:36) Warlords of Earth: Lay Down Your Weapons Intergalactic Intelligence Briefing Galactic Ambassador Aglaria StarBase 488 Translator TimePortal 2453960.355208 Hail Ideological Leaders of Earth! May you convey this transmission to the emperors and warlords who now threaten your planet's very existence. We have watched as you allowed brutal and murderous criminals to take power over your governments and technologies, as they have sold you tools of death in monstrous forms-- plagues and atomic annihilation, amplified energy and laser cannons... burning holes in the very fabric of the continuum, as if the rest of the Universe doesn't exist! Your inaction and ruthlessness now threaten the very existence of life on the surface of your planet. Either force your emperors and warlords to surrender their weapons of annihilation, or face galactic law. You will be placed on trial versus your children's right to a future, and the cetacean's right to their oceans. Halt your submarine warfare immediately, cease your blasting of "x-ray" lasers into space, and surrender all atomic technologies to your so-called "scientists" for neutralizing. Stop believing in warlords. They are a lying pack of criminals infested with demonic ideologies and murderous arrogance. Why do you allow them to kill your children and then pay them more “taxes”? It is obvious to most of the humans on Earth that war is a crime, a cowardly and devious way to control large groups of others-- through lies, intimidation, and annihilation. To continue your loyalty to the ones in possession of weapons of annihilation, no matter how you may be coaxed into false security, is to accept your children's death warrant. The current warlords in control of your planet offer nothing-- other than poverty, enslavement, mutation, disease-- or a quick, merciful death. Is this what your many generations of ancestors schemed and struggled, sacrificed and prayed for? Your total enslavement in cities of concrete? The surrender of your soul to a killing machine? Surrender your weapons. Lay them down now. All Earth transmission stations are strongly urged to convey this message to the people of your planet. Galactic Omega Mission StarBase 488 Translator via Mauna Kea MotherShip http://CosmoCorps.org < less