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(3:51) www.makemeyourvp.com LYRICS: Hey there, Obama, what's it like at the convention? I know you don't really know me but I hoped I'd get a mention... I'm your fan. My new tattoo says ... more >

(3:51) www.makemeyourvp.com LYRICS: Hey there, Obama, what's it like at the convention? I know you don't really know me but I hoped I'd get a mention... I'm your fan. My new tattoo says "yes we can." So does my van. Hey there, Obama, all these books that you've been printin' I just can't believe you found the time to beat Hillary Clinton, but you did. With your smart wife and your cute kid. And other kid. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Hey there, Obama, listen, we're the perfect ticket, you're half white and I'm all white but we're still black enough to stick it to McCain. Riding on a wave of Chocolate Rain. Plus, he's insane. Hey there, Obama, it's a shame about your pastor, now the G.O.P. will try to link you with that spiteful bastard who hates whites. Every campaign has its Reverend Wrights. And other fights. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, you were born in '63, oh, approximately. Though November seems so far away, it's getting closer day by day. I'm so excited I can't f**king wait. Unqualified though I might be I still have the audacity to hope you'll pick me for your running mate. Obama, I can promise you, that by the time that we get through, the world won't think America's so lame and you're to blame. Hey there, Obama, few more months of this campaign then you'll be President, it won't matter that your middle name's Hussein, we'll see it through. I'll be your wingman, yes it's true. We'll invade whoever we want to. Hey there, Obama, here's to you. This one's for you. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, your cousin is Cheney. Oh, and that's called irony, oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Ho oh, whoa oh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh oh. Oh... Obama. To see the video we're parodying, check out http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8 < less

(4:26) I'm sick of the LEFT sucking on Obama's &&&&. I believe we are a nation divided and that there should be more left smear mixed with right smear. Too many lies and BS coming from bo... more >

(4:26) I'm sick of the LEFT sucking on Obama's &&&&. I believe we are a nation divided and that there should be more left smear mixed with right smear. Too many lies and BS coming from both sides. Here's a comical reality. < less

(3:49) Jackie and Dunlap have a conversation with Hillary, discuss Obama's middle name, and handicap Brownback and Kucinich. Plus, how articulate is Joe Biden? And stick around 'til the end... more >

(3:49) Jackie and Dunlap have a conversation with Hillary, discuss Obama's middle name, and handicap Brownback and Kucinich. Plus, how articulate is Joe Biden? And stick around 'til the end for a special announcement from the Jackie Broyles '08 Exploratory Committee! < less

(3:54) Eli's rock band PISTOL OPERA's tongue-in-cheek tribute to the next President of the United States ... "OBAMA" lyrics by Eli Braden - (c) 2008 Pistol Opera Music Listen up, people, ... more >

(3:54) Eli's rock band PISTOL OPERA's tongue-in-cheek tribute to the next President of the United States ... "OBAMA" lyrics by Eli Braden - (c) 2008 Pistol Opera Music Listen up, people, it's a brand new day It's time to sweep the dim, dark past away - hear what I say! Coming soon to the U.S.A. The Technicolor sequel to J.F.K. Barack Hussein Obama No relation to Saddam or that jerk Osama He's a man on a mission A visionary poet slash politician Separate the chaff from Obama the wheat In a whitebread world, he got the meat Makes the present state of politics obsolete From Chicago, where fog comes on little cat feet So haters stop running your trap talking smack Get on the O train; stop acting wack Like Abraham Lincoln crossed with The Mack Once you go Barack, you never go back - Check it! Botswana to Ghana / Nobu to Benihana Run go tell your mama about / Obama, Obama Iraq like Vietnam-a / Barack gonna end the drama I think you're gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama Got charisma and style; smart as a whip The child of a mixed-race relationship Born in the 60s when everything was groovy Heidi Klum and Seal can play his parents in the movie Came from next-to-nothing; he's a self-made man, so DAMN Stand up! Give the brother a hand! He got a grand slam plan to save this land And if he can't do it, nobody can Honolulu to Jakarta, Boston to Chicago Got principles like Doctor Zhivago The polar opposite of Iago Got more taste than foie gras from Spago A soul brother 24/7 Think about the message to the world we'll be sending If come this election, we stop this infection Of fear that's been spreading / Come on now - elect him! Taco Bell to Tijuana / Britney to Madonna The hiphop Dalai Lama / Obama, Obama Cornbread made of manna / A soulfood intifada I think you're gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama Nice to Nicaragua / Nickleback to Nirvana Run, go tell your mama about / Obama, Obama Champaign to Urbana / Kutcher to Valderrama I think you're gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama L.A. to Lackawanna / Avant-Garde to Dada The hiphop Dalai Lama / Obama, Obama Yonkers to Yokohama / Yamaha to Tama I think you're gonna wanna vote / Obama, Obama < less

(11:21) Two roommates go head to head, mano a mano, tete a tete and toe to toe for ultimate domination over their boob tube in this enchanting love story from the creators of other things t... more >

(11:21) Two roommates go head to head, mano a mano, tete a tete and toe to toe for ultimate domination over their boob tube in this enchanting love story from the creators of other things that aren't lame. < less

(1:51) Steve Rosswick teaches you how to successfully defend yourself in a terrorist situation. Pay especially close attention if you plan on travelling to the Middle East or a similarly in... more >

(1:51) Steve Rosswick teaches you how to successfully defend yourself in a terrorist situation. Pay especially close attention if you plan on travelling to the Middle East or a similarly intimidating locale anytime soon. < less

(1:00) Trailer for upcoming epic comedy battle short film "Bob's Your Uncle" created by Travis Cleland and Hussein Juma. Keep watching this space for more hilarity than you can handle. Seri... more >

(1:00) Trailer for upcoming epic comedy battle short film "Bob's Your Uncle" created by Travis Cleland and Hussein Juma. Keep watching this space for more hilarity than you can handle. Seriously. You will need to seek professional help. < less

(11:38) In this highly anticipated sequel to the smash hit "Bob's Your Uncle", Troy and Jamal, with the help of Bob Saget and a profound revelation, put aside their differences and embark... more >

(11:38) In this highly anticipated sequel to the smash hit "Bob's Your Uncle", Troy and Jamal, with the help of Bob Saget and a profound revelation, put aside their differences and embark on a special journey. A journey through a wardrobe to the magical land of Narnia... Some journeys take us far from home. Some adventures lead us to our destiny...and yet some, like Troy and Jamal's, lead absolutely nowhere. < less

(11:42) This is an uncut film and is not appropriate for the workplace or small children. Now sit back and watch the story of what happens when in an act of desperation an elementary scho... more >

(11:42) This is an uncut film and is not appropriate for the workplace or small children. Now sit back and watch the story of what happens when in an act of desperation an elementary school decides to hire one of the least likely people you'd expect to find teaching your child's gym class. This film may even be considered offensive, but I promise you it was not created to offend, and for anyone offended please accept out deepest apologies. < less

(2:57) In the first installment of Political Roundup with Mike Carlson and Kendall Mayhew, our hosts break down the 2008 Presidential election, with some discussion of appeasement for good measure.

(2:57) In the first installment of Political Roundup with Mike Carlson and Kendall Mayhew, our hosts break down the 2008 Presidential election, with some discussion of appeasement for good measure. < less

(2:29) This pig's gonna need a whole lot of lipstick. http://www.sanspantsproductions.com © 2008 Sans Pants Productions LLC. This work is licensed by Sans Pants Productions LLC under a Crea... more >

(2:29) This pig's gonna need a whole lot of lipstick. http://www.sanspantsproductions.com © 2008 Sans Pants Productions LLC. This work is licensed by Sans Pants Productions LLC under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 Unported License 2008. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ < less