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A live recording shot of myself after a long night at the bar with friends. I was working on an album for Spin Records in 2000 & on the way to the studio one morning a friend asked me to write a song about clubbing a baby seal. After I arrived at the studio the suggestion had got stuck in my head & so I started to write this song. A couple of hours later Steve Parnell showed up & suggested I see how many times I could say FUCK in the song. Steve & myself wrote this song strictly as a joke. We have never caught our girlfriends or wives with our moms. We do not advocate the use of any illegal drugs & under no circumstance do we wish any ill will toward any of the seal spec... more >

A live recording shot of myself after a long night at the bar with friends. I was working on an album for Spin Records in 2000 & on the way to the studio one morning a friend asked me to write a song about clubbing a baby seal. After I arrived at the studio the suggestion had got stuck in my head & so I started to write this song. A couple of hours later Steve Parnell showed up & suggested I see how many times I could say FUCK in the song. Steve & myself wrote this song strictly as a joke. We have never caught our girlfriends or wives with our moms. We do not advocate the use of any illegal drugs & under no circumstance do we wish any ill will toward any of the seal species. This song is intended to make you smile & nothing more. Peace, mORGAN Douglas < less

FOOTBALL! Everyone loves football! John Madden loves football, so should you! In Touchdown for Tommy there is lots of exclamation points! There's tackling, touchdowns, and... Tommy? Exclamation point! While everyone is playing football, Bob (from Bob's pubic trimming warehouse) tries to shill his "hedge" clippers on the unsuspecting pubis... I mean, public. Some dude with a curly french mustache tries to sell his bike... "The Menstrual Cycle." Douglas plays with a tube and calls himself a penis. Some kids make a lot of pedophile jokes (and dead baby jokes). Josh pinches a loaf. Josh watches all the popular hospital shows. Including Grey's Anatomy, House, ER, and Scrubs. He does not... more >

FOOTBALL! Everyone loves football! John Madden loves football, so should you! In Touchdown for Tommy there is lots of exclamation points! There's tackling, touchdowns, and... Tommy? Exclamation point! While everyone is playing football, Bob (from Bob's pubic trimming warehouse) tries to shill his "hedge" clippers on the unsuspecting pubis... I mean, public. Some dude with a curly french mustache tries to sell his bike... "The Menstrual Cycle." Douglas plays with a tube and calls himself a penis. Some kids make a lot of pedophile jokes (and dead baby jokes). Josh pinches a loaf. Josh watches all the popular hospital shows. Including Grey's Anatomy, House, ER, and Scrubs. He does not watch General Hospital, though. That show sucks. Douglas and Josh discuss the amazing powers of Spy Kids. Steve goes to talk to a psychologist who is married to a very unexpected endangered species. < less