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OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go... more >

OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go on adventures but I can't find my dentures so I don't anymore. Now I can date someone 1/3 my age and I don't break any laws When I was a College professer i'd do your all your daughter's after class but now all I get is your old Grandmas stanky ass. I'm incontinent. I can't hear or see I'm so Old My prostate is killing me i'm so old, i don't care about archeology I would trade 10 lost arks, 100 temple of dooms and even a holy grail full of a never ending supply of pussy just to poop regularly I'm so Old, I look like I had a stroke I'm so Old, I'll sign a Do Not Resusitate Form I'm so Old, I use grecian formula 16 on my pubic hair that's why I traded my whip for a cane and my horse for one of them snazzy electric scooter chairs. yep, now I can get around almost anywhere. These damn false teeth. This damn I.V. These adult diapers. I have no more dignity. This damn Nursing Home. Somebody Just kill me. Please i'm begging. Seriously. I really mean it. Just put me out of my misery already < less

FREE mp3, lyrics, chords and more below: What should you do with your iPod when it dies? Watch and find out! Thanks to Iresq.com for all the iPods and for helping make this video possible! http://www.iresq.com/ Thanks to iJustine (http://tastyblogsnack.com ) for collaborating with us on this! And thanks to Brookers (http://www.youtube.com/user/Brookers ) for the cameo! Get the free mp3 here: http://www.rhettandlink.com/blog/2008... Chords: Verse: G F# C B Am D; Bridge: Em Am; Rap: C B Am Lyrics: within every electronic device there lies a seed dormant and waiting to be...released somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs it will sprout...and begin to choke the life out and if you've ... more >

FREE mp3, lyrics, chords and more below: What should you do with your iPod when it dies? Watch and find out! Thanks to Iresq.com for all the iPods and for helping make this video possible! http://www.iresq.com/ Thanks to iJustine (http://tastyblogsnack.com ) for collaborating with us on this! And thanks to Brookers (http://www.youtube.com/user/Brookers ) for the cameo! Get the free mp3 here: http://www.rhettandlink.com/blog/2008... Chords: Verse: G F# C B Am D; Bridge: Em Am; Rap: C B Am Lyrics: within every electronic device there lies a seed dormant and waiting to be...released somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs it will sprout...and begin to choke the life out and if you've got an iPod, you know exactly what we're talking about you pressed the power button and what happened was nothin' iTunes won't even see it now you wish you'd warranted it the Doom Seed has germinated your iPod shall not be resuscitated! now you gotta figure out whatchoo gon do with your dead iPod write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard even though it's broke you can pretend like its not to avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop use it as a weapon if you're being attacked... you know what, on second thought, scratch that. tape it to your body, call it a bod-switch put it in a hoagie, call it an iPod-wich a paper weight is lame unless there's a fan on your desk, and even in that case, a man hole cover works best. or keep it simple 'cause less is more; put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer then 50 years from today your grandkids will find it and say: "you listened to music on this!? you mean when you were a kid, you didn't have music uploaded directly to your brain?! and you'll say "nah, we just had iPods." < less