Search Results For 'd'oh'

www.makemeyourvp.com LYRICS: Hey there, Obama, what's it like at the convention? I know you don't really know me but I hoped I'd get a mention... I'm your fan. My new tattoo says "yes we can." So does my van. Hey there, Obama, all these books that you've been printin' I just can't believe you found the time to beat Hillary Clinton, but you did. With your smart wife and your cute kid. And other kid. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Hey there, Obama, listen, we're the perfect ticket, you're half white and I'm all white but we're still black enough to stick it to McCain. Riding on a wave of Chocolate R... more >

www.makemeyourvp.com LYRICS: Hey there, Obama, what's it like at the convention? I know you don't really know me but I hoped I'd get a mention... I'm your fan. My new tattoo says "yes we can." So does my van. Hey there, Obama, all these books that you've been printin' I just can't believe you found the time to beat Hillary Clinton, but you did. With your smart wife and your cute kid. And other kid. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Hey there, Obama, listen, we're the perfect ticket, you're half white and I'm all white but we're still black enough to stick it to McCain. Riding on a wave of Chocolate Rain. Plus, he's insane. Hey there, Obama, it's a shame about your pastor, now the G.O.P. will try to link you with that spiteful bastard who hates whites. Every campaign has its Reverend Wrights. And other fights. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, you were born in '63, oh, approximately. Though November seems so far away, it's getting closer day by day. I'm so excited I can't f**king wait. Unqualified though I might be I still have the audacity to hope you'll pick me for your running mate. Obama, I can promise you, that by the time that we get through, the world won't think America's so lame and you're to blame. Hey there, Obama, few more months of this campaign then you'll be President, it won't matter that your middle name's Hussein, we'll see it through. I'll be your wingman, yes it's true. We'll invade whoever we want to. Hey there, Obama, here's to you. This one's for you. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, your cousin is Cheney. Oh, and that's called irony, oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Ho oh, whoa oh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh oh. Oh... Obama. To see the video we're parodying, check out http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8 < less

This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’re playing the New York Mets/ And I’m less popular than disco/ Yeah, it’s true/ Shea Stadium doesn’t love me like you do/ Singing the blues/ Hey there, Aisha/ Don't you worry about the home runs/ Because in just a couple years/ ARod will beat it and I’ll be done/ Yes, I’m screwed/ Pujols will probably do it, too/ Oh, shit it’s true/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ Hey there, Aisha/ I kno... more >

This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’re playing the New York Mets/ And I’m less popular than disco/ Yeah, it’s true/ Shea Stadium doesn’t love me like you do/ Singing the blues/ Hey there, Aisha/ Don't you worry about the home runs/ Because in just a couple years/ ARod will beat it and I’ll be done/ Yes, I’m screwed/ Pujols will probably do it, too/ Oh, shit it’s true/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ Hey there, Aisha/ I know times are getting harder/ Nobody outside Cali likes me/ It’s a shame to be my daughter/ That’s understood/ Neighbors won’t say hello in the hood/ Not like they should…/ Hey there, Aisha/ I took too many medications/ If every simple song I wrote to you/ Would silence an allegation/ I'd write it all/ If I could grow back my shrunken balls/ I’d be in the Hall/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ I cheat like George Brett using tar/ Booed in living rooms, at games, in bars/ I walk to first ‘cuz I have no other way/ Baseball fans told me to go to hell/ and even though I hit this well/ Nobody takes my record seriously/ Aisha I can promise you/ That by the time we get through/ The world won’t even remember my name/ And I’m to blame/ Hey there Aisha/ I deeply regret roiding but/ It’s douchebaggery more than power/ When these pitchers are avoiding/ Throwing strikes/ Taking all these four-ball hikes / I’m somebody no one likes/ So my Aisha here's to you/ At least there’s you/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me < less

For more info. n' shit on BIGGA B.L.D., visit BaSs Line Dona's webpage: http://www.BetterStream.com/BiggaBLD.html . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yo yo! Couple a shouties. Yo special thanks to Mother Goose and all da udder bitches I tapped during da making of dis monumental music video. Yo special thanks to Jadakiss and 50 Cent for showing up on such short notice. Yo special thanks to the Nobel Peace Prize committee for choosing us, with all da udder great selections out there too. Yo who'm I missin'? Oh shit yeah, special thanks to Shorty. Oh yeah and da pulitzer prize committee for picking us wit all da udder great selections out dere. . ... more >

For more info. n' shit on BIGGA B.L.D., visit BaSs Line Dona's webpage: http://www.BetterStream.com/BiggaBLD.html . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yo yo! Couple a shouties. Yo special thanks to Mother Goose and all da udder bitches I tapped during da making of dis monumental music video. Yo special thanks to Jadakiss and 50 Cent for showing up on such short notice. Yo special thanks to the Nobel Peace Prize committee for choosing us, with all da udder great selections out there too. Yo who'm I missin'? Oh shit yeah, special thanks to Shorty. Oh yeah and da pulitzer prize committee for picking us wit all da udder great selections out dere. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rap Bigga Nigga BLD 50 Cent Fifty Hip Hop Jadakiss Jay-Z mock Music Video Shorty Slim Comedy Eminem Tupac Madtv mad tv comedy central mtv snl saturday night live mockumentary rapper superstar celebrity star in living color golden globes mathers marshall marshal Eminem Rap Hip Hop rhymes 50 cent fifty jay-z jayz jay z christmas tupac puff daddy p diddy music video skits sketch mtv awards jay-z comedy central mad tv madtv saturday night live american idol in living color Nigga BLD 50 Cent Fifty Hip Hop Jadakiss Jay-Z mock Music Video Shorty Slim Comedy Eminem Tupac Madtv mad tv comedy central mtv snl saturday night live mockumentary rapper superstar celebrity star tupac 2pac biggie notorious big b.i.g. nas cisco ludacris snoop doggy dogg dog dawg music humor r&b R and B united stated of america < less

A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Ma... more >

A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less

Song on iTunes here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441 Plenty of hilarious and offensive sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a damn good song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Featuring: Pakwit - http://pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com Ned Hosford - http://nedhosford.om LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace w... more >

Song on iTunes here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441 Plenty of hilarious and offensive sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a damn good song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Featuring: Pakwit - http://pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com Ned Hosford - http://nedhosford.om LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace will come naturally kill the phone cuz where we're goin we don't need one and the day just drifts away... HOOK come twilight she gonna grab a dandelion blow it to the wind and smile then we spar for a while til her lip, she bites oh i focus on what her body's tellin me to drum getting lost in the zone cuz we oh, so pro, at f----- in slow-mo and the day just drifts away realize that hydration promotes salivation bring your camel back in toe a thirsty girl can wreck the flow girl, if we rush this i can guarantee the dream dies bring a blind fold and i can be your guide dogg any hesitation baby i will make your mind up all the turtles in the world be blowin past us [HOOK] i'd like to thank you babe for stayin and for the sluggish love we're makin we cuttin kilos for the weigh in just by exercisin patience just by exercisin patience [HOOK] -------- contact: info@seedwell.com < less

http://www.invisibleride.com "The Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon called as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride". Song available on iTunes! http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=284149906&s=143441 LYRICS: Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all. The best thing you've never seen before It's the Invisible Ride, It's the Invisible Ride (where'd your ride ride off to) Giddy-up and ghost whip... more >

http://www.invisibleride.com "The Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon called as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride". Song available on iTunes! http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=284149906&s=143441 LYRICS: Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all. The best thing you've never seen before It's the Invisible Ride, It's the Invisible Ride (where'd your ride ride off to) Giddy-up and ghost whip the floor It's the Invisible Ride, It's the Invisible Ride (where'd your ride ride off to) Picture me rollin in my 500 candy top Ghost whippin so hard, make ya panties drop Cuz my ride - it's invisible baby Like this hotty ridin' shotty - an invisible lady My ride's invisible, I gotta keep it clean I ain't ridin' dirty, I gotta be seen Make it bling while I sing in the wash Make it bling til while I eat the hell outta this gnosh Scrub that body girl, go!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Scrub that body girl, oh!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Car so clean lookin’ like a museum Rims spinnin’ so fast that you can’t see ‘em Wom-en on the glass, straight naughty wet tee-in' The body of a clean European I got a sunroof, and a sun floor and a sun hood, and a sun door Hey! Check beneath the front seat axel, bro yo! from my camel toe Go slow when I ghost whip, like my gramps No blind spots, switch lanes like a champ Ladies lined up, switch dames like a tramp Parlay with a leeamp like a peeamp And in the PM - high beams Lithium Shine to show the way for ghost whippin with my friiends I know - it's hard to see what we in But you can do it too, just drop a squat and put the key in < less