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(4:23) Mike Rowe, sick to hell of human interest stories, craves credibility in Serious Journalist series. Also, an opportunity for Mike and his disgruntled producer to take back the word "... more >

(4:23) Mike Rowe, sick to hell of human interest stories, craves credibility in Serious Journalist series. Also, an opportunity for Mike and his disgruntled producer to take back the word "Balls" from the FCC overlords. < less

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics... more >

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less

(1:38) Hey there teens! You don't need a fake ID or an older brother to buy you alcohol! Here's a fool-proof way of buying that sweet, sweet booze you crave - guaranteed!

(1:38) Hey there teens! You don't need a fake ID or an older brother to buy you alcohol! Here's a fool-proof way of buying that sweet, sweet booze you crave - guaranteed! < less

(3:02) The stock market craves some serious meds, just as Barry Bonds scores his M.D.! Bush promises aid to Minneapolis, giving New Orleans a good laugh. And Congress does what it does b... more >

(3:02) The stock market craves some serious meds, just as Barry Bonds scores his M.D.! Bush promises aid to Minneapolis, giving New Orleans a good laugh. And Congress does what it does best: leave for vacation! Uncle Jay explains it all! < less

(18:19) (Resuming from Fat Busters Part 1) Rob and Sean discover the horrifying truth of a fatty virus that is quickly spreading and turning everyone into a mindless fatty with an unsatiabl... more >

(18:19) (Resuming from Fat Busters Part 1) Rob and Sean discover the horrifying truth of a fatty virus that is quickly spreading and turning everyone into a mindless fatty with an unsatiable craving for food. They must run for their lives as they seek the aid of anyone who can help them. Little do they know the depth of the dangers they will face or the one man who will teach them the ways of the ancient organization known only as Fat Busters... < less

(2:34) "Watermelon Nights" is the 11th episode of the Meth Minute 39 cartoon series. Director Dan Meth takes the animation out into the real world with a full-length stop motion music video... more >

(2:34) "Watermelon Nights" is the 11th episode of the Meth Minute 39 cartoon series. Director Dan Meth takes the animation out into the real world with a full-length stop motion music video for this summer anthem by underground musician John Crave. It's one of the "sweetest" short films ever made. < less

(7:43) Part One: Our first piece of art tells a tale of the painful truth. The kind of truth only realized through the forbidden. The choice between right and wrong is always clear and equ... more >

(7:43) Part One: Our first piece of art tells a tale of the painful truth. The kind of truth only realized through the forbidden. The choice between right and wrong is always clear and equates to the choice between what is difficult and what is easy. But as it is said we are only human, so we crave what is divine, what is perceived unattainable, what we are barred from. So welcome, for this story most certainly is an anomaly. Part Two: Our next piece of art shares the love of a couple. But you won't find these love birds at your New York City posh Asian fusion cuisine theme restaurant. No these two skip to a different tune. Their ideals form a camaraderie with each other, while leaving those around them a bit queasy. So the question stands; Does love truly conquer all? < less

(1:43) What creature lurks around the corner? Does it matter? Bunny is on a rampage of discovery and destruction. With Samurai ferocity and Ninja nimbleness, Bunny craves revenge. These are... more >

(1:43) What creature lurks around the corner? Does it matter? Bunny is on a rampage of discovery and destruction. With Samurai ferocity and Ninja nimbleness, Bunny craves revenge. These are the adventures to come. < less

(6:44) I produced this video over the last couple days for an Edelman Studios project meant to emphasize the BK Late Night concept. There are several different projects available on the sit... more >

(6:44) I produced this video over the last couple days for an Edelman Studios project meant to emphasize the BK Late Night concept. There are several different projects available on the site but this one hit home for me. Late Night hunger? You're talking to the guy who constantly battles that beast. As a night jock I am hungry at weird times and that long, dark ride home can be even longer and darker with a grumbling, mumbling stomach. A BK that is open late can satisfy the craving instantly. So the concept is basically that a night DJ is granting requests all night long while searching for a cure for his hunger unsuccessfully. On the ride home he finally gets his request granted by a BK that is working later than him. I believe it shows the "BK Late-Night" concept in a creative and unique way that will relate well to the late-night fast food audience. It's obviously longer than a typical TV commercial but whatever, call it a webisode. BTW, Yes i starred in, shot and produced this all on my own. < less