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(0:30) Charley Wright is an ambitious, youthful 20 something, running for president of the United States of America. His purpose, to help America navigate these troubled times. He has dev... more >

(0:30) Charley Wright is an ambitious, youthful 20 something, running for president of the United States of America. His purpose, to help America navigate these troubled times. He has devoted his life to the study of American history and politics, and he feels confident that he is more qualified than any other person that has ever run for president. His military service includes registering for the American Coast Guard before moving to Canada to avoid the draft. Officials are still a little unclear as to his rationale as of this point in time. Charley just brushes it off as a misunderstanding of his aquatic abilities. He was educated for five quarters at the pristine community college where he grew up in Small Town, Minnesota. He withdrew after a conflict of interest arose between himself and the faculty. The faculty’s official statement is that, “Charley refused to learn.” Charley just brushes it off as a difference of opinion on the nature of learning. Charley is a firm believer in osmosis. After dedicating the last four months of his life to studying the history of the American Presidency, Charley Wright is committed to leading America out of these troubled times. Charley wants to do the Wright thing, and in doing so, he is confident he will do Wright by America. < less