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(2:18) Feature film to be released late Spring '08 Four high school friends plan to ride out their senior year taking easy classes, including a program for housing foreign exchange student... more >

(2:18) Feature film to be released late Spring '08 Four high school friends plan to ride out their senior year taking easy classes, including a program for housing foreign exchange students and eventually all attending Ohio State. Hurdles befall each of the four: grades, higher aspirations, love. Is it the Foreign Exchange students that learn from their host or the hosts that do more of the learning? < less

(2:48) Director/Puppy Wrangler John X and starlet Meaganlark give mighty pointers to aspiring, hot, female agents. Guest Apearance~ Ellie Mae Music - "Traitor Vic" by the Tiki Tones Sets... more >

(2:48) Director/Puppy Wrangler John X and starlet Meaganlark give mighty pointers to aspiring, hot, female agents. Guest Apearance~ Ellie Mae Music - "Traitor Vic" by the Tiki Tones Sets by Wattaworld < less

(0:01) A comedic short film about an aspiring actor and his tumultuous journey through his 'day job' as a fitness trainer, who navigates his way to an audition for Saturday Night Live. Alon... more >

(0:01) A comedic short film about an aspiring actor and his tumultuous journey through his 'day job' as a fitness trainer, who navigates his way to an audition for Saturday Night Live. Along the way he encounters many characters all played hilariously by one actor, himself. < less

(3:04) Olly tackles a weighty issue indeed... For the sake of mankind I'd like to set the record straight: Mika's full of shit for telling girls to put on weight. And I've got a news flas... more >

(3:04) Olly tackles a weighty issue indeed... For the sake of mankind I'd like to set the record straight: Mika's full of shit for telling girls to put on weight. And I've got a news flash for you: Mika's not into girls, He's into me and you! With 'restaurants' like Macdonalds and KFC Obesity's a problem in today's society So before you build a belly like Beth Ditto Remember your chances of cancer, heart disease and diabetes will grow. Big girls are not as beautiful But skinny girls are starting to get rare Junk food and sedentary life-styles Means fat bottomed people are everywhere. Skinny girls don't have to work hard to get blokes So they often get complacent and are crap at telling jokes. What's more, a perfect body will go to her head And she'll be less likely to go down in bed. You can blame it on posh spice for being far too thin Because not all girls can look like that and most just give in. But if we're passing the buck we really should Blame men because we'd all fuck her if we could. Big girls are not as beautiful But skinny girls are spoilt and don't like sex Fat bottomed girls are always more grateful And often have less of a complex. Curves can make a lady much better in the sack But folds just advertise an imminent heart attack People come in all shapes and sizes I can see But lets not pretend we're all created equally. I am a baldy, you may be fat. Darwin is a fucker and that is that. But there are a lot of skinny girls in the media While the rest of the country is just getting greedier. It's a game they play with size-zero freeks That stifles our aspirations and keeps us weak. Big girls are not as beautiful But skinny girls are grumpy and need food And if there was a new ice age The skinny folk would freeze and fat would be good.... A response to Big Girls You Are Beautiful By Mika < less

(7:24) In the zany entertainment business, there are acting techniques, and then there is METHOD ACTING. In this piece from The Bimbos, an aspiring actress is about to find out if this ecce... more >

(7:24) In the zany entertainment business, there are acting techniques, and then there is METHOD ACTING. In this piece from The Bimbos, an aspiring actress is about to find out if this eccentric method will work for her. < less

(3:02) Belly Motions, Inc. was founded in January 2005 by aspiring Belly Dance Performer Portia Lange and Musician Sergio Sanchez. These two artists took their passion for dance and music a... more >

(3:02) Belly Motions, Inc. was founded in January 2005 by aspiring Belly Dance Performer Portia Lange and Musician Sergio Sanchez. These two artists took their passion for dance and music aiming high to establish what is quickly becoming a premier studio of Middle Eastern Dance in the Miami area. Belly Motions is a school that aims to provide a comfortable, non-competitive environment where individuals learn how to Belly Dance with step-by-step program. Belly Motions welcomes individuals of all ages, sizes, shapes and backgrounds. Anyone can learn how to Belly Dance! Belly Dance...for fun, for fitness, for femininity. Is your belly in motion? Courtesy of Belly Motions on MOLI.com. Want more? Visit us at http://www.moli.com/p/register//50000170 < less

(4:14) There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at s... more >

(4:14) There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at some point after 11pm visit http://www.myspace.com/antzinthejam for more details http://www.myspace.com/ollytheoctopus http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid... Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. When shove came from push Where were the cast of The Mighty Bush? Couldn't T4's Alexa Chung Between the pub and the smoke And her Arctic Monkeys bloke Her young body have flung? If Pete Docherty Had been within Perhaps he could have been the heroine. And if Bob Geldoff's daughters Had been drinking water They could have raised the alarm So it would come to no harm. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. It was Amy's wine house. Could her vagabond ways Have had something to do with the blaze? No one can be certain That her crack pipe lit a curtain Unless she's paid off someone's gaze... Captain Black Could not push the flames back And Mobile Act Unsigned Blunted Gilkicker's mind: He couldn't get to the extinguishers in time And Noel Fielding's impractical clothes Stopped him getting to the hose. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. How will poor old Kate Moss Cope with the loss? And where will she go now With the rock aristocrats And aspirationals in trilby hats? You've got to wonder how Quins down the road Is going to cope with the load Because The Lock Tavern and Proud Galleries Are already full of wannabes. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! < less