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Who killed Tether Marlingspike? A knot is found brutally untied in her apartment. The police have no motive and no suspects. Until Tyler Trefoil, a recluse Bowline knot and dabbler in the 'f... more >

Who killed Tether Marlingspike? A knot is found brutally untied in her apartment. The police have no motive and no suspects. Until Tyler Trefoil, a recluse Bowline knot and dabbler in the 'forbidden maths' of the Topology, ties together the clues to arrive at the shocking truth. Based on Poe's Murder at the Rue Morgue, A Frayed Knot introduces Tyler Trefoil as the reclusive Bowline, Tether Marlingspike as the mohair yarn Clove Hitch victim, and Threddy Tassel as the whistle lanyard in search of redemption. < less

Two brother’s Marcus and Johnny, young black males from the ghetto, Marcus struggles between his art as a rapper and the financial burden of producing his music and going to college. While J... more >

Two brother’s Marcus and Johnny, young black males from the ghetto, Marcus struggles between his art as a rapper and the financial burden of producing his music and going to college. While Johnny is heading straight to the fast lane of the streets, they’re both close to their Uncle, Angel a big-time pimp who lives a luxurious lifestyle. Marcus sees first hand how the cash flow goes for a big time pimps. While Johnny hang with his boys in the hood. Marcus is lured into the life of pimping in order to produce his art of music and help his mom pay bills. Though Marcus’ love is rapping, it is not paying the bills or getting him any closer to signing a record deal and making it big. Marcus knows there is another alternative to getting the money he needs: Pimping. The bottom line is reality. A lot of people in the world are faced with this same dilemma, turn to the life of crime and punishment to survive, or pray you don’t lose everything and keep working for minimum wage. Which life will Marcus choose? Week by week every episode draws you into a secret world full of people that really know what goes on in the streets. You’ll start to realize that this story is as close to the real street life as you’ll ever see, without actually living in the streets and becoming a part of this secret world. The pimps, hoes, drug dealers, bums and con men run the streets. Not the police, like most people are lead to believe. The police are only a front to please the public; they’re in with the criminals. This series will thrill and chill you, make you laugh when you might want to cry. A lot of you will put yourself in Marcus’ shoes and take the ride of your life, and some of you will run like a little scared kid looking for your mommy. wondering what it would be like to live this lifestyle. < less

Tiger Woods Apologizes to Elin on the Oprah Winfrey Show. I hope this is my LAST Tiger Woods cartoon. Stay with Me Elin ( Stay with Me by Rod Stewart Parody ) 2:30 in the Morning Got my Ca... more >

Tiger Woods Apologizes to Elin on the Oprah Winfrey Show. I hope this is my LAST Tiger Woods cartoon. Stay with Me Elin ( Stay with Me by Rod Stewart Parody ) 2:30 in the Morning Got my Car Keys and started Running Cause Elin tried to shove a Golf Club up my ass And who could Blame you Eli Cause that new perfume you're Smellin Was the love juice from my alleged Mistresses But You don't need to leave me I'll stop cheating on you completely cause I Don't Want to lose all my 100's of millions of Dollars in Endorsements So C'mon Now My Honey I can pay you lot's of Money Let's Call my lawyer to work out the Details Stay with me Elin Stay with me Elin Just Sign this Contract that you'll stay with me. Stay with me Elin Stay with me Elin I'll give you 80 Milion Dollars if you stay with me. < less

Two brother’s Marcus and Johnny, young black males from the ghetto, Marcus struggles between his art as a rapper and the financial burden of producing his music and going to college. While J... more >

Two brother’s Marcus and Johnny, young black males from the ghetto, Marcus struggles between his art as a rapper and the financial burden of producing his music and going to college. While Johnny is heading straight to the fast lane of the streets, they’re both close to their Uncle, Angel a big-time pimp who lives a luxurious lifestyle. Marcus sees first hand how the cash flow goes for a big time pimps. While Johnny hang with his boys in the hood. Marcus is lured into the life of pimping in order to produce his art of music and help his mom pay bills. Though Marcus’ love is rapping, it is not paying the bills or getting him any closer to signing a record deal and making it big. Marcus knows there is another alternative to getting the money he needs: Pimping. The bottom line is reality. A lot of people in the world are faced with this same dilemma, turn to the life of crime and punishment to survive, or pray you don’t lose everything and keep working for minimum wage. Which life will Marcus choose? Week by week every episode draws you into a secret world full of people that really know what goes on in the streets. You’ll start to realize that this story is as close to the real street life as you’ll ever see, without actually living in the streets and becoming a part of this secret world. The pimps, hoes, drug dealers, bums and con men run the streets. Not the police, like most people are lead to believe. The police are only a front to please the public; they’re in with the criminals. This series will thrill and chill you, make you laugh when you might want to cry. A lot of you will put yourself in Marcus’ shoes and take the ride of your life, and some of you will run like a little scared kid looking for your mommy. wondering what it would be like to live this lifestyle. < less

Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview. 1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning? He was... more >

Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview. 1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning? He was late getting to the next hole. 2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 3) Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree ? Because his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood. 4) Why wasn't anybody surprised that Tiger Woods blamed the Crash on his Cadilacc Escalade ? Because it's Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he always blames it on his Caddie. 5) What Course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble ? Intercoarse. 6) Why was Tiger Woods wife so mad at him? Elin thought she was marrying a Tiger, but found out he's really a Cheatah. 7) Why has Ping Golf decided to Sponsor Elin Woods? So she could Help Sell the Golf Clubs that Beat Tiger Woods. 8) What do Tiger Woods & his wife have in common ? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible. 9) How many women is Tiger Woods currently sleeping with ? "FOUR!!!". 10) After All is said and done, what lesson has Tiiger Woods learned ? Just because you’re the World’s No. 1 Golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife. < less