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With a line up of gorgeous bikini babes to choose from, Artie and Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund pick a Miss Howard TV poolside at the legendary Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Watch... more >

With a line up of gorgeous bikini babes to choose from, Artie and Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund pick a Miss Howard TV poolside at the legendary Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Watch this titillating special all month long only on Howard TV. Go to http://www.howard.tv/whatsOn/ for more information. < less

"Fiction?" is a heartfelt story of adventure and love. Three friends, Peter, Justin, and Carlos wanna make it big on youtube. Throughout the story arc they go through love, loss, morality an... more >

"Fiction?" is a heartfelt story of adventure and love. Three friends, Peter, Justin, and Carlos wanna make it big on youtube. Throughout the story arc they go through love, loss, morality and eventually find who they truly are. Okay, not really. They're all pretty selfish, there's some poop jokes here and there, and im sure someone gets an STD... Somewhere along the line someone grabbed a camera to follow the friends their exploits in their quest for fame. Okay, not really. They're all pretty selfish, there's some poop jokes here and there, and im sure someone gets an STD... Somewhere along the line someone picked up a camera and started to film the friend's their exploits in their quest for fame. < less

"Fiction?" is a heartfelt story of adventure and love. Three friends, Peter, Justin, and Carlos wanna make it big on youtube. Throughout the story arc they go through love, loss, morality an... more >

"Fiction?" is a heartfelt story of adventure and love. Three friends, Peter, Justin, and Carlos wanna make it big on youtube. Throughout the story arc they go through love, loss, morality and eventually find who they truly are. Okay, not really. They're all pretty selfish, there's some poop jokes here and there, and im sure someone gets an STD... Somewhere along the line someone grabbed a camera to follow the friends their exploits in their quest for fame. Okay, not really. They're all pretty selfish, there's some poop jokes here and there, and im sure someone gets an STD... Somewhere along the line someone picked up a camera and started to film the friend's their exploits in their quest for fame < less

INT. LOCAL MALL–-Day A CAVEMAN, sitting on a mall bench, is watching a sexy COUGAR look at magazines at a Walden Books. She sees him checking her out and smiles coyly, than looks away. He... more >

INT. LOCAL MALL–-Day A CAVEMAN, sitting on a mall bench, is watching a sexy COUGAR look at magazines at a Walden Books. She sees him checking her out and smiles coyly, than looks away. He gets up and walks over to her with a slight strut in his walk. It resembles a slowed down, less exaggerated George Jefferson walk. INT. WALDEN BOOKS–-LOCAL MALL–-DAY He approaches her while smiling. She looks up, gives a slight smirk, and looks back at her magazine. CAVEMAN Helloooo there pretty la.. He is stopped mid pick-up line by the magazine in her hand. It is called HAIRY MAN’S QUARTERLY. There is a picture of big foot in a thong on the front with the caption: The polls are in and the sexiest hairy man of the year is… BIGFOOT! CAVEMAN Hey, hey, looks like you’re my kind of women. Does this do anything for you? The CAVEMAN unbuttons his shirt and reveals his hairy chest like Superman exposing his S. His head tilts back slightly as he does it, as if to bask in his own hairy glory. The COUGAR almost attacks him. She runs her fingers through his chest hair as she shudders with pleasure. COUGAR Oh, how I have missed the embrace of a strong… hairy man. The COUGAR dives her face into his chest and takes a massive sniff of his man musk. COUGAR (CONT’D) My husband has been out of town for 2 weeks and I just can’t take it anymore. CAVEMAN (smiling) I might be able to help you with that. The baby starts CRYING. The cougar bends over to help the child. The CAVEMAN checks out her sweet ass. COUGAR (baby voice) What’s the matter? Do you miss your daddy? 2. The CAVEMAN circles around her with intentions of consoling the baby. He draws back when he sees how hairy the baby is. CAVEMAN Wow, looks like daddy is a hairy man, too. She picks up the baby. COUGAR Ya, but he looks like a pre-pubescent boy compared to you. She strokes his beard. The CAVEMAN jiggles his leg like a dog. The baby is GIGGLING at the CAVEMAN. COUGAR I think he thinks you’re his daddy. You want to be my daddy? She slaps her own butt. The CAVEMAN smiles. COUGAR You want to hold him? CAVEMAN Nah, I always feel like I’m going to break babies when I hold them. COUGAR C’mon. I insist. She practically throws the baby at him. The baby COOS and GIGGLES. She reaches into her purse for a piece of paper and writes something on it. COUGAR Here, this is my address and phone number. Call before you come.. My son is at school from 8-3. CAVEMAN (smiling) Will do. 3. She hands it to him and forgets his hands are full. COUGAR (smiling) Looks like your hands are full. He chuckles. She approaches him, than wraps her hand around him. She puts the paper in his back pocket, afterwards she grabs his ass tightly. They start making out. It gets pretty sloppy. Her SON comes into the Walden books. SON (surprised) MOM! CUT TO: Plain white scene with words in the middle. They say: Your mom. It is written like the Geico symbol. Written under in scrolling text is: So easy, a caveman can do her. < less

"Fiction?" is a heartfelt story of adventure and love. Three friends, Peter, Justin, and Carlos wanna make it big on the internet. Throughout the story arc they go through love, loss, morali... more >

"Fiction?" is a heartfelt story of adventure and love. Three friends, Peter, Justin, and Carlos wanna make it big on the internet. Throughout the story arc they go through love, loss, morality and eventually find who they truly are. Okay, not really. They're all pretty selfish, there's some poop jokes here and there, and im sure someone gets an STD... Somewhere along the line someone grabbed a camera to follow the friends their exploits in their quest for fame. Okay, not really. They're all pretty selfish, there's some poop jokes here and there, and im sure someone gets an STD... Somewhere along the line someone picked up a camera and started to film the friend's their exploits in their quest for fame < less

"Fiction?" is a heartfelt story of adventure and love. Three friends, Peter, Justin, and Carlos wanna make it big on youtube. Throughout the story arc they go through love, loss, morality an... more >

"Fiction?" is a heartfelt story of adventure and love. Three friends, Peter, Justin, and Carlos wanna make it big on youtube. Throughout the story arc they go through love, loss, morality and eventually find who they truly are. Okay, not really. They're all pretty selfish, there's some poop jokes here and there, and im sure someone gets an STD... Somewhere along the line someone grabbed a camera to follow the friends their exploits in their quest for fame. Okay, not really. They're all pretty selfish, there's some poop jokes here and there, and im sure someone gets an STD... Somewhere along the line someone picked up a camera and started to film the friend's their exploits in their quest for fame. < less

So my buddies and I thought this was an interesting idea and wondered if people do this. So we decided to make a little teaser about it and got a bunch of friends and shot this trailer total... more >

So my buddies and I thought this was an interesting idea and wondered if people do this. So we decided to make a little teaser about it and got a bunch of friends and shot this trailer total GUERILLA STYLE at Hollywood and Highland. It was a risk, but fun to shoot... We hope you guys enjoy! < less

FUN FACT: Jeff Maguire's script had been knocking around Hollywood for over 10 years before it got picked up. Got a suggestion for a scene? Email us at: sup@theoffline.com See more at www.... more >

FUN FACT: Jeff Maguire's script had been knocking around Hollywood for over 10 years before it got picked up. Got a suggestion for a scene? Email us at: sup@theoffline.com See more at www.theoffline.com/gmimh < less

A web series about a group of sequestered jurors who discuss anything and everything except the trial at hand. In this episode, the jurors try to think of a good pick-up line for the hot stenographer.

A web series about a group of sequestered jurors who discuss anything and everything except the trial at hand. In this episode, the jurors try to think of a good pick-up line for the hot stenographer. < less