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lyrics: Nate Nurmi produced by: Jordan Tuboly Lyrics: Hello everybody my name is Nathaniel, Do you doggystyle, call me the cocker spaniel, Randal and Daniel, are the names of my balls, Giv... more >

lyrics: Nate Nurmi produced by: Jordan Tuboly Lyrics: Hello everybody my name is Nathaniel, Do you doggystyle, call me the cocker spaniel, Randal and Daniel, are the names of my balls, Give them the phone when dem' hoes call, But my testes, ain't sayin' nothin' back, An awkward conversation when girls talk to my sack, My peers say I suck at rapping, why? I don't suck it's just different guys, When you rap about getting laid and getting paid, I rap about being afraid, Of Gangsta's, Wanksta's, and all you thugs, Being judgemental when I tell you Iv'e never done drugs, Cause I respect my momma, Never kissed a girl, I dont like girl drama, And I sure as hell don't wanna deal with no baby Momma's... Chorus (x2): I use my eyes to see, and my mouth to chew, I use my penis to pee, and my butt to poo Verse 2: My teeny little weenie never reaches 3 inches, If it was any bigger it'd be eatin' by finches, No joke, it happened to my boy JT, His average sized winky was about 4.3 (inches), It happened one day changing into a speedo, This motherf***in' birds ate his dick like a burrito, That's why I like my noodle, nice and small, Shrivels into nothing during winter and fall, And all you rappers who laugh at my meat, We'll see whose laughin' when the birds need to eat, Chorus Verse 3: Hello Motherf***ers my name is JT, And now I have to sit down when I go pee, Cause I ain't got no dick, The sight of my crotch would make whole goddamn clique sick, Those motherf***in' birds are the motherf***in' devil, Tore up my weiner til' it was grinded and disheveled, Bits and pieces, all over the yard, I'll kill those finches with a motherf***in' shard, Let me take you back to that fateful day, I was sittin' on the lawn, Catchin' some sun rays, But it got too hot, So I said I'd take a dip, Lookin' forward to sweet dives and some front flips, So I got my neato speedo, and took it on out, Pulled down my shorts, while I'm eatin' sauerkraut, Put on some sunblock that would come in handy, Next thing I know they ate my dick like candy, (Ate that shit like candy, Motherf***er) Chorus < less

Massive nude statue with a tiny penis is a huge tourist attraction while people shop in the Time Warner building in NYC. I filmed a montage of shoppers getting pictures next to the penis statue!

Massive nude statue with a tiny penis is a huge tourist attraction while people shop in the Time Warner building in NYC. I filmed a montage of shoppers getting pictures next to the penis statue! < less