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When your friends tell you they saw this "crazy" video on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Qmdu-T4BU) show them this link, and let them know how much smarter you are for realizing i... more >

When your friends tell you they saw this "crazy" video on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Qmdu-T4BU) show them this link, and let them know how much smarter you are for realizing it's a sketch. Uploaded a better version. < less

While Danny's father and mother independently search for love, Danny is on his own desperate quest to find a prom date. Danny's search becomes progressively more pathetic once he and his fam... more >

While Danny's father and mother independently search for love, Danny is on his own desperate quest to find a prom date. Danny's search becomes progressively more pathetic once he and his family learn that Bart, the school's biggest dweeb, not only secured a date for the prom, but got a hotel room as well. < less

In March 2006 a group of filmmakers created a parody of the original James Blunt song, "You're Beautiful". Lyrics: My life's a train wreck. My life's a train wreck. Love was the train. I... more >

In March 2006 a group of filmmakers created a parody of the original James Blunt song, "You're Beautiful". Lyrics: My life's a train wreck. My life's a train wreck. Love was the train. I saw a goddess. Feelings and pain. She winked at me on the subway. Or maybe it was at her man. Candles and lube, no sleep tonight. That is my plan. I'm emotional. I'm emotional. I'm emotional, it's true. I saw your face on myspace. And I swear I'm not a fag. Just an emotional douche bag. She caught me standing still. From her window sill. She could see from my face that I was a Fucking tool. And I don't think that I have a shot. But from my window I'll never get caught. I'm emotional. I'm emotional. An emotional stalker. I saw your face on myspace. I swear I'm not a fag. Just an emotional douche bag. La la la la, La la la la, La la la la, cock tease. I'm emotional. I'm emotional. I'm emotional, it's true. And I wrote this song to get in your pants. Like so many artists before me. But it's time I face the truth. I'm a pathetic douche. *This work falls under the "Fair Use" clause of Section 107 of US Copyright Law. < less

The Invisible Life of Thomas Lynch' is a dark comedy about a lonely small time hit man. Shot documentary style, the film reveals a pathetically empty and misguided man and the callousness o... more >

The Invisible Life of Thomas Lynch' is a dark comedy about a lonely small time hit man. Shot documentary style, the film reveals a pathetically empty and misguided man and the callousness of the film makers who just want to get the shots, unmoved by torture and murder. The contradiction between personal life and job, and the apathy of the people making the documentary reflects satirically the dispassion of the media. Winner "Best Feature Film" at the 2009 CMJ Film Festival < less

The sequel to a zany a film about a fun loving loser who always looks on the bright side of his pathetic life! Starring "So You Think You Can Dance Canada" judge Paul Becker, shot and edited... more >

The sequel to a zany a film about a fun loving loser who always looks on the bright side of his pathetic life! Starring "So You Think You Can Dance Canada" judge Paul Becker, shot and edited by Loyd Bateman < less

Join Ken and Barbie, "The World's Most Active Couple", on their low-cc Saturday adventure. Ken dreams (and secretly believes) he's an ass-kickin' biker and not the pathetic schlub he really ... more >

Join Ken and Barbie, "The World's Most Active Couple", on their low-cc Saturday adventure. Ken dreams (and secretly believes) he's an ass-kickin' biker and not the pathetic schlub he really is. Laugh as he terrorizes a playground, assaults a milkman and a helpless drunk, and disco-dances in a laundromat in this 1981 made-for-HBO (and rejected) short. < less

I replaced the lyrics to Sweet Transvestite with quotes from the Joker in The Dark Knight. This is all part of a much bigger plan to put together "Batman - The Musical" Concieved, performed... more >

I replaced the lyrics to Sweet Transvestite with quotes from the Joker in The Dark Knight. This is all part of a much bigger plan to put together "Batman - The Musical" Concieved, performed and edited by Adam. Shot by my best friend [brother] Patrick. Here are the lyrics in case you would like to sing along, and a link to the MP3 file. Oh, and by the way, CRANK IT UP! http://rapidshare.com/files/151585304... If you liked "Sweet Agent of Chaos" check out my take on "The Killing Joke" at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsnh7k... Sweet Agent of Chaos You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic they really are. Im just an agent of chaos. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious? Im just an agent of chaos. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! People will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. See, I'm not a monster... I'm just ahead of the curve. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am. Im just an agent of chaos. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Im just an agent of chaos. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's FAIR!!! < less

As seen on http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra . A Clumsy soldier with an ill fitting helmet gets himself and his country into a spot of bother. A series of funny animations featuring the conf... more >

As seen on http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra . A Clumsy soldier with an ill fitting helmet gets himself and his country into a spot of bother. A series of funny animations featuring the confused, the pathetic and the hopeless. Produced by roughcutpresents.com < less

These are the voyages of Orson, his mission: To take Wally and J.D. where no geek has gone before! Watch as a plain trip to the movies turns out to be a pathetic trip down memory lane.

These are the voyages of Orson, his mission: To take Wally and J.D. where no geek has gone before! Watch as a plain trip to the movies turns out to be a pathetic trip down memory lane. < less

This is the trailer for my feature I just completed called Exclusive Yours. In a nutshell, it's a ridiculous comedy involving horrible attitudes, messing agendas and pathetic hairdos. Enjoy.

This is the trailer for my feature I just completed called Exclusive Yours. In a nutshell, it's a ridiculous comedy involving horrible attitudes, messing agendas and pathetic hairdos. Enjoy. < less