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http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward ... more >

http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths! -beau, peter and david http://pantlessknights.com < less

When Jeff and Mike go out of town they always pack heavily, because they never know where they may end up staying. If the Roulette draws a bullet and they wind up in a Motel 6 it results the... more >

When Jeff and Mike go out of town they always pack heavily, because they never know where they may end up staying. If the Roulette draws a bullet and they wind up in a Motel 6 it results the following: < less

Follow me or swallow me... you decide, Http://www.twitter.com/EffingA http://www.youtube.com/TheMcRaeBrothers Sexipepsi's youtube http://www.youtube.com/sexipepsi699 follow her on twitter... more >

Follow me or swallow me... you decide, Http://www.twitter.com/EffingA http://www.youtube.com/TheMcRaeBrothers Sexipepsi's youtube http://www.youtube.com/sexipepsi699 follow her on twitter http://www.twitter.com/cutelilplayette Boner In The Club Lyrics: Intro: man, this sounds like kanye's beat, switch it up a bit. (verse 1) Me and my bud up in the club bout' to order us some 'bub well...actually bud- but I thought rhyming bud with bud would be a bit reduntant anyways... this club's popping then all a sudden this girl walks in im quickly drawn in to her into her and... im quickly drawn into her into her but ooh ooh what do i do? 'cuz i know that my friend wants her to he tries to -talk me out of it, he says "dude" I say "don't try, im not gonna change my mind, thats right" he says "no, its big" and i say "thats what yo' mama said last night" I walk over to her table she asks me to dance and i say "im not able" (chorus) It's not that i can't dance, it's not that at all It's the fact- that- i wore sweat pants so even if our shoulders rub I'm afraid im gonna get a boner in the club (boner in the club ,boner in the club, club, boner in the club, boner in the club (repeat 1X) (verse 2) I can't beleive i left my jeans on the bed and picked up these sweat pants instead i must have been high or wasted ...always getting them in the wrong places ...when im watching t.v. (boner sitting down) getting food (boner standing up) grocery shopping (boner in the isle) being polite (boner when i smile). Even when i giggle they jiggle and i get a boner from that- snap...even when i have a snack (chorus) (Hook) For all of you fellas that feel my pain put one hand up and wave your drink put the other on infront of your pants and copy me as i do this dance ...I want you to jump to the side, thrust that junk repeat on the other side with way more spunk. We call it the pant dance (repeat 3 more times) You're doing it now (repeat 3 more times) < less

THIS IS NOT PORN ! IT'S CARTOON INSANITY! Latest updates at http://www.pornbutcher.tv Vile demons threaten to destroy pornography and only a lowly jizz mopper transformed into the heroic Por... more >

THIS IS NOT PORN ! IT'S CARTOON INSANITY! Latest updates at http://www.pornbutcher.tv Vile demons threaten to destroy pornography and only a lowly jizz mopper transformed into the heroic Porn Butcher can stop them. Porn Butcher #0 covers the origin of the Butcher and gets you up to date on the clandestine holy war raging beneath the pixels of your favorite porn that has called a simple jizz mopper to rise and become the savior of smut. The story continues next month with Porn Butcher #1, so keep an eye out. Enjoy! < less

Elise's love letter to Andy Samberg. Thanks to Taylor Swift for writing Hey Stephen...it's remarkably awesome for rewriting for that one special boy of your choosing. "Hey Stephen," © Copy... more >

Elise's love letter to Andy Samberg. Thanks to Taylor Swift for writing Hey Stephen...it's remarkably awesome for rewriting for that one special boy of your choosing. "Hey Stephen," © Copyright Taylor Swift . NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. But Elise did write the lyrics, and here they are incase you for some reason want to sing along: Hey Andy, I know looks can be deceiving but beneath the brown there is a Jew Ok I lied but I felt I had to say it so you'd date me like I want you to I'm that girl throwing rocks at your window, the one waiting outside ur building even when its cold Hey Andy, as long as there's no police involved I'll never leave you alone Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street Please tell me that there's no one else Oooh I want you to myself Hey Andy, Ive been holding back this feeling so Ive got some things to say to you Ive written out a list, about 150 things I think that you and me should do Take a walk, hold hands, paint each other naked eat some cupcakes, Laser Cats 5 you know I want in Hey Andy, why don't you go get jorms and kivs i know some games that we can play Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street Please tell me that there's no one else Oooh I want you to myself They're dimming the street lights, and it doesn't look like you're coming home tonight Im waiting alone on your stoop and there's someone walking toward me Who's that guy? Hey Andy, Chris Parnell just asked if I wanna get it on with him tonight I'm not gonna refuse, cause he's so sexy but know I still think you're mr. right Cause I cant help it if you are so kablamo And I don't mind if you jizz in your pants so Come feel this magic I feel since saw you on the street Please tell me that there's no one else Oooh I want you to myself If you are so kablmao But Parnell kinda makes me jizz in my pants so Come feel this magic that will be some awesome love making It's better if there's someone else Just bring yourself, yourself yourself < less

Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously jam. The r... more >

Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously jam. The racket annoyed neighbors who alerted Ken via his spiffy new I-Phone. Ken immediately jumped into his James Dean replica Porsche Spider and raced home, slowing down only once, swerving to avoid hitting Britney Spears as she leaned out of her stalled car to projectile vomit on the median, wiping her mouth with a dirty diaper. When Ken arrived at his house he found Barbie overdriving the external input on his prize synth. Realising she was in trouble, Barbie employed a trick she learned from Lindsay, dropped to her knees and gave Ken "a little treat." Ken lovingly refers to it as "Barbie blowjazz." Everyone was a winner that night, except for Britney who contracted the non-spore forming rod-shaped bacteria Shigella from the soiled diaper. And to add insult to injury, the diaper didn't even belong to her child, it actually belonged to Johnny Grant, the honorary mayor of Hollywood, who had promised to get Britney a "sit-down" with the Weinstein brothers. Of course, that meant a "sit-down on their face." And the beat goes on. < less