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Somebody really should do something about all those homeless, alcoholic cats. HOMELESS CAT SONG This song is for all the homeles cats out there Yeah! Think about all the homeless cats should... more >

Somebody really should do something about all those homeless, alcoholic cats. HOMELESS CAT SONG This song is for all the homeles cats out there Yeah! Think about all the homeless cats shouldn't have scratched the furniture now they ain't got no place to go living outside ya'll and they ain't got nothing to keep them warm except for their fur and that peice of newspaper and now they're taking big craps in your yard that you step in because they ain't got no litter pans because they're homeless and all they got to eat is birds and they're hard to catch ( because they can fly ya'll ) did you ever try to eat a raw bird they taste like crunchy crap and they got feathers ya'll so sometimes they got to eat some mice and bugs ( they eat a lot of bugs ya'll ) and that's why they turn to alchohol to wash the bugs down and now you got a bunch of drunk cats all over your yard ya'll and they're all throwing up bugs and mice guts yeah that's real gross ya'll so send lots of money to help the cats but don't give it to the cats ya'll they'll just buy more alcohol and hiss at you cats are mean drunks ya'll also they don't got no bank accounts to cash your checks ya'll so send us the money and we'll spend it responsibly we won't buy the cats alcohol so send lots of money but not cat food or toys because that's kind of dumb ya'll you don't even know what cat food they like to eat and cat toys would be stupid ya'll and this is how we'll help all the homeless cats send money and we'l buy them clothes ya'll then they won't be naked cats naked like a stripper cat in a stripper cat club ya'll so send lots of money so we can buy them clothes and cardboard boxes for them to live in then they'll have their own cardboard box homes homeless problem solved ya'll and then it will be a wonderful world to live in ye-ah. < less

Skyler Stone poses as a homeless person and has his pals dress up as a film crew and tells a Beverly Hills salon that they are a show called EXTREME HOMELESS MAKE-OVER! Will Skyler get a fre... more >

Skyler Stone poses as a homeless person and has his pals dress up as a film crew and tells a Beverly Hills salon that they are a show called EXTREME HOMELESS MAKE-OVER! Will Skyler get a free make-over?? Watch and find out... GO TO: SKYLERSTONE.COM and MYSPACE.COM/SKYLERSTONE now! Go see Skyler in his first lead role in 2009 in the feature film HOUSEBROKEN with Danny Devito, Katey Segal and Ryan Hansen. Skyler was in the films Accepted, Waiting, and For Your Consideration as well. And you can see him live any day of the week in Hollywood doing stand-up at the world famous Hollywood Improv. To contact him email him at SKYLER@SKYLERSTONE.COM < less

Though we often think of the homeless as diseased, drug-addled pieces of shit, we must also remember that old song, “Land of 1000 Dances”, in which Cannibal & the Headhunters let us know tha... more >

Though we often think of the homeless as diseased, drug-addled pieces of shit, we must also remember that old song, “Land of 1000 Dances”, in which Cannibal & the Headhunters let us know that “Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na no homeless people are in my neighbourhood, so who gives a hot damn.” < less

Homeless Kids - Episode 1: A Day In The Life. Join Jack, Milos, and Dill as they strive to make it as transient adolescents in today's modern world. Some days nothing goes your way, but no ... more >

Homeless Kids - Episode 1: A Day In The Life. Join Jack, Milos, and Dill as they strive to make it as transient adolescents in today's modern world. Some days nothing goes your way, but no matter how bad things seem the trio never forget that they are just kids afterall. www.marcofilms.com < less

My latest installment of my new web series, UNRELIABLE INTELLIGENCE WITH PAUL MECURIO is all about the City of Denver's operation to keep the homeless busy during the DNC. They even offered ... more >

My latest installment of my new web series, UNRELIABLE INTELLIGENCE WITH PAUL MECURIO is all about the City of Denver's operation to keep the homeless busy during the DNC. They even offered them free admission to museums and movie tickets! Did you know about this? Check it out and stay tuned for more videos live from the conventions! < less

The Homeless Kids are back and things get a little strange in Episode 2. Jack gets hassled by a bully, Dill has a bad Vietnam trip, and Milos starts training for what could quite possibly tu... more >

The Homeless Kids are back and things get a little strange in Episode 2. Jack gets hassled by a bully, Dill has a bad Vietnam trip, and Milos starts training for what could quite possibly turn him into the next Mr. Homeless Universe. www.marcofilms.com < less

Selected Scene: Theme Song From the Marco Films mini series: Homeless Kids. To see more of the Homless Kids go to: www.marc Selected Scene: Theme Song From the Marco Films mini series: Ho... more >

Selected Scene: Theme Song From the Marco Films mini series: Homeless Kids. To see more of the Homless Kids go to: www.marc Selected Scene: Theme Song From the Marco Films mini series: Homeless Kids. To see more of the Homless Kids go to: www.marcofilms.com www.youtube.com/marcofilms www.funnyordie.com/marcofilms www.myspace.com/marcofilms the HK are on facebook too! < less