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The Ballad of Tiger Woods Comedy Song Video by Comedian Peter Prins http://peterprins.biz driving from his house in a cool black escalade he crashed into a tree cause he'd been getting laid... more >

The Ballad of Tiger Woods Comedy Song Video by Comedian Peter Prins http://peterprins.biz driving from his house in a cool black escalade he crashed into a tree cause he'd been getting laid by girls that weren't his wife and his wife she got pissed she scratched his face and smashed his car cause she'd been getting dissed oh... tiger woods, tiger woods, tiger all the way it's fun to talk about tiger woods each and every day a day or two ago he had only one mistress but the lastest news today is there are four and he's still pleading the fifth he offered five mil to his wife to stay just yesterday will she take him to the cleaners or will tiger have his way... RAWR oh... tiger woods, tiger woods, tiger all the way it's fun to talk about tiger woods each and every day oh... tiger woods, tiger woods, tiger all the way it's fun to talk about tiger woods each and every day will she take him to the cleaners? the ballad of tiger woods comedy central presents funny song video sketch parody comedian jokes guitar peter prins iampeterprins < less

Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview. 1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning? He was... more >

Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview. 1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning? He was late getting to the next hole. 2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 3) Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree ? Because his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood. 4) Why wasn't anybody surprised that Tiger Woods blamed the Crash on his Cadilacc Escalade ? Because it's Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he always blames it on his Caddie. 5) What Course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble ? Intercoarse. 6) Why was Tiger Woods wife so mad at him? Elin thought she was marrying a Tiger, but found out he's really a Cheatah. 7) Why has Ping Golf decided to Sponsor Elin Woods? So she could Help Sell the Golf Clubs that Beat Tiger Woods. 8) What do Tiger Woods & his wife have in common ? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible. 9) How many women is Tiger Woods currently sleeping with ? "FOUR!!!". 10) After All is said and done, what lesson has Tiiger Woods learned ? Just because you’re the World’s No. 1 Golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife. < less

Ever see those kids out there wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction, Driving around in Beamers, and popping bottles in hollywood... then to find out that they work at Starbucks and living on 7 credit... more >

Ever see those kids out there wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction, Driving around in Beamers, and popping bottles in hollywood... then to find out that they work at Starbucks and living on 7 credit cards... This song is for you.. < less

From 9 November 2009, Victoria introduced some changes to its road safety rules. The changes improve road safety and help make the rules more consistent across Australia. The changes affect ... more >

From 9 November 2009, Victoria introduced some changes to its road safety rules. The changes improve road safety and help make the rules more consistent across Australia. The changes affect all Victorian road users. There are new rules for child restraints, mobile phones and visual display units, U-turns and overtaking, seatbelts, parking, motorcycle passengers and driving with trams. Its up to every road user to know them before they leave home. For more information visit http://www.vicroads.vic.gov.au/roadrules < less

Long-time "UBS Evening News" anchor Howard Beale is fired because of declining ratings. He has two more weeks on the air, but the following night, Beale announces on live television that he ... more >

Long-time "UBS Evening News" anchor Howard Beale is fired because of declining ratings. He has two more weeks on the air, but the following night, Beale announces on live television that he will commit suicide by shooting himself in the head during an upcoming live broadcast.[2] UBS immediately fires him after this incident, but they let him back on the air, ostensibly for a dignified farewell, with persuasion from Beale's best friend and president of the News division Max Schumacher, the network's old guard news editor. Beale promises that he will apologize for his outburst, but instead rants about how life is "bullshit". Sympathetic towards Beale, and bitter over the station's treatment of him, Schumacher decides to keep him on the air to vent his frustrations. While there are serious repercussions, the program's ratings soar and, much to Schumacher's dismay, the upper echelons of UBS decide to exploit Beale's antics rather than pulling him off the air. In one impassioned diatribe, Beale galvanizes the nation with his rant, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" and persuades Americans to shout out their windows during a lightning storm. Soon Beale is hosting a new program called The Howard Beale Show, top-billed as a "mad prophet". Ultimately, the show becomes the highest rated program on television, and Beale finds new celebrity preaching his angry message in front of a live audience that, on cue, repeats the Beale's marketed catchphrase en masse. Howard Beale (Peter Finch) delivering his "mad as hell" speech Beginning as a producer of entertainment programming, Diana Christensen's desire to produce a hit show for the network results in her cutting a deal with a group of left-wing terrorists (a parody of the Symbionese Liberation Army, called the "Ecumenical Liberation Army") who film themselves robbing banks, footage to be used as the cold-opening for a new series based on terrorists for the network that she wishes developed for the upcoming fall season. When Beale's nervous breakdown-fueled rants suddenly start to bring in high ratings, Christensen convinces her boss Frank Hackett to merge the news and entertainment division, so that she can produce Beale's news program. This brings Christensen into contact with Schumacher, leading to a love-hate relationship due to their mutual attraction to each other in spite of Schumacher's disdain for her exploitation of his best friend. The two ultimately begin an affair, which leads to Schumacher leaving his wife of over 25 years for Christensen. But Christensen's fanatical devotion to her job and emotional emptiness ultimately drives Max back to his wife, warning his former lover that she will self-destruct at the pace she was running with her career. Beale ultimately ends up going too far with his tirades upon discovering that the conglomerate that owns UBS will be bought out by an even larger Saudi Arabian conglomerate. Beale launches an on-screen tirade against the two corporations, encouraging the audience to telegram the White House with the message, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!" in the hopes of stopping the merger. This throws the network into a state of panic due to the company's various debts making the merger necessary in order for it to survive. Beale is then taken to meet with Arthur Jensen, chairman of the company which owns UBS, who explicates his own "corporate cosmology" to the now nearly delusional Beale. Revealing himself to be quite as mad as Beale, Jensen delivers a one-on-one tutorial—almost a sermon in a darkened room that suggests to the delusional Beale that Jensen may be a higher power—describing the interrelatedness of the participants in the international economy, and the illusory nature of nationality distinctions. Jensen ultimately persuades Beale to abandon his populist messages. However, audiences find his new views on the dehumanization of society to be depressing, and ratings begin to slide. Despite this, Jensen will not allow executives to fire Beale as he spreads the new 'gratteau'. Still fixating on ratings, Christensen arranges for Beale's on-air assassination by the same group of urban terrorists who she discovered earlier and who now have their own UBS show, The Mao Tse-Tung Hour. [edit] Cast * Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen * William Holden as Max Schumacher * Peter Finch as Howard Beale * Robert Duvall as Frank Hackett * Wesley Addy as Nelson Chaney * Ned Beatty as Arthur Jensen * Beatrice Straight as Louise Schumacher * Jordan Charney as Harry Hunter Cast notes * Kathy Cronkite (Walter Cronkite's daughter) appears as kidnapped heiress Mary Ann Gifford. * Lance Henriksen has a small uncredited role as a network lawyer at Ahmet Khan's home. * Tom Gibney, a now-retired news anchor in Toronto, Ontario, appears in an uncredited role as a news anchor < less

Network is a 1976 satirical film about a fictional television network, Union Broadcasting System (UBS), and its struggle with poor ratings. It was written by Paddy Chayefsky and directed by ... more >

Network is a 1976 satirical film about a fictional television network, Union Broadcasting System (UBS), and its struggle with poor ratings. It was written by Paddy Chayefsky and directed by Sidney Lumet, and stars Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch and Robert Duvall and features Wesley Addy, Ned Beatty and Beatrice Straight. The film won four Academy Awards, including Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress and Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen. Network has continued to receive recognition, decades after its initial release. In 2000, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". In 2002, it was inducted into the Producers Guild of America Hall of Fame as a film that has "set an enduring standard for U.S. American entertainment."[1] In 2006, Chayefsky's script was voted one of the top ten movie scripts of all-time by the Writers Guild of America, East. In 2007, the film was 64th among the Top 100 Greatest U.S. American Films as chosen by the American Film Institute, a ranking slightly higher than the one AFI gave it ten years earlier. Long-time "UBS Evening News" anchor Howard Beale is fired because of declining ratings. He has two more weeks on the air, but the following night, Beale announces on live television that he will commit suicide by shooting himself in the head during an upcoming live broadcast.[2] UBS immediately fires him after this incident, but they let him back on the air, ostensibly for a dignified farewell, with persuasion from Beale's best friend and president of the News division Max Schumacher, the network's old guard news editor. Beale promises that he will apologize for his outburst, but instead rants about how life is "bullshit". Sympathetic towards Beale, and bitter over the station's treatment of him, Schumacher decides to keep him on the air to vent his frustrations. While there are serious repercussions, the program's ratings soar and, much to Schumacher's dismay, the upper echelons of UBS decide to exploit Beale's antics rather than pulling him off the air. In one impassioned diatribe, Beale galvanizes the nation with his rant, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" and persuades Americans to shout out their windows during a lightning storm. Soon Beale is hosting a new program called The Howard Beale Show, top-billed as a "mad prophet". Ultimately, the show becomes the highest rated program on television, and Beale finds new celebrity preaching his angry message in front of a live audience that, on cue, repeats the Beale's marketed catchphrase en masse. Howard Beale (Peter Finch) delivering his "mad as hell" speech < less