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Christmas has come early! Now you can too! From the album "A Very Nasty XXX-mas" the Midnighters bring you a Christmas track that will deck your halls until you break a sweat. For More Fil... more >

Christmas has come early! Now you can too! From the album "A Very Nasty XXX-mas" the Midnighters bring you a Christmas track that will deck your halls until you break a sweat. For More Filthy Funny Hip Hop visit www.NastyMidnighters.com Seasons Skeetings! < less

Comednoritiez Opening Credits. The music by Jaylib is not going to be the final music. Bigga Tomas will have an original score for the official finished version which will debut when the pil... more >

Comednoritiez Opening Credits. The music by Jaylib is not going to be the final music. Bigga Tomas will have an original score for the official finished version which will debut when the pilot is complete. < less

Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview. 1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning? He was... more >

Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview. 1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning? He was late getting to the next hole. 2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 3) Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree ? Because his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood. 4) Why wasn't anybody surprised that Tiger Woods blamed the Crash on his Cadilacc Escalade ? Because it's Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he always blames it on his Caddie. 5) What Course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble ? Intercoarse. 6) Why was Tiger Woods wife so mad at him? Elin thought she was marrying a Tiger, but found out he's really a Cheatah. 7) Why has Ping Golf decided to Sponsor Elin Woods? So she could Help Sell the Golf Clubs that Beat Tiger Woods. 8) What do Tiger Woods & his wife have in common ? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible. 9) How many women is Tiger Woods currently sleeping with ? "FOUR!!!". 10) After All is said and done, what lesson has Tiiger Woods learned ? Just because you’re the World’s No. 1 Golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife. < less

lyrics: Nate Nurmi produced by: Jordan Tuboly Lyrics: Hello everybody my name is Nathaniel, Do you doggystyle, call me the cocker spaniel, Randal and Daniel, are the names of my balls, Giv... more >

lyrics: Nate Nurmi produced by: Jordan Tuboly Lyrics: Hello everybody my name is Nathaniel, Do you doggystyle, call me the cocker spaniel, Randal and Daniel, are the names of my balls, Give them the phone when dem' hoes call, But my testes, ain't sayin' nothin' back, An awkward conversation when girls talk to my sack, My peers say I suck at rapping, why? I don't suck it's just different guys, When you rap about getting laid and getting paid, I rap about being afraid, Of Gangsta's, Wanksta's, and all you thugs, Being judgemental when I tell you Iv'e never done drugs, Cause I respect my momma, Never kissed a girl, I dont like girl drama, And I sure as hell don't wanna deal with no baby Momma's... Chorus (x2): I use my eyes to see, and my mouth to chew, I use my penis to pee, and my butt to poo Verse 2: My teeny little weenie never reaches 3 inches, If it was any bigger it'd be eatin' by finches, No joke, it happened to my boy JT, His average sized winky was about 4.3 (inches), It happened one day changing into a speedo, This motherf***in' birds ate his dick like a burrito, That's why I like my noodle, nice and small, Shrivels into nothing during winter and fall, And all you rappers who laugh at my meat, We'll see whose laughin' when the birds need to eat, Chorus Verse 3: Hello Motherf***ers my name is JT, And now I have to sit down when I go pee, Cause I ain't got no dick, The sight of my crotch would make whole goddamn clique sick, Those motherf***in' birds are the motherf***in' devil, Tore up my weiner til' it was grinded and disheveled, Bits and pieces, all over the yard, I'll kill those finches with a motherf***in' shard, Let me take you back to that fateful day, I was sittin' on the lawn, Catchin' some sun rays, But it got too hot, So I said I'd take a dip, Lookin' forward to sweet dives and some front flips, So I got my neato speedo, and took it on out, Pulled down my shorts, while I'm eatin' sauerkraut, Put on some sunblock that would come in handy, Next thing I know they ate my dick like candy, (Ate that shit like candy, Motherf***er) Chorus < less