Universe

(5:16) What in the Hell is Will Ferrell doing in the Little Apple (Manhattan, Kansas)? Eric Melin, co-host of Scene-Stealers.com, caught up with the comedy genius while on the first stop of... more >

(5:16) What in the Hell is Will Ferrell doing in the Little Apple (Manhattan, Kansas)? Eric Melin, co-host of Scene-Stealers.com, caught up with the comedy genius while on the first stop of his Funny Or Die College Comedy Tour. He was also promoting his new movie about the American Basketball Association, "Semi-Pro." After taking a brief tour of Manhattan's highpoints (i.e., the bars), Eric journeyed to a sold-out Bramlage Coliseum where Will fucking Ferrell performed with Zach Galifianakas, Demetri Martin, and Nick Swardson. As Ron Burgandy, Ferrell also presented Kansas State University with an autographed Hammerhead shark. What more could you ask for? < less

(1:50) Andrew Meyer, after being released from police custody on Tuesday, was seen getting tasered again while ordering a pizza. Starring Peppe Holmsten http://web.mac.com/pholmsten/Peppe/W... more >

(1:50) Andrew Meyer, after being released from police custody on Tuesday, was seen getting tasered again while ordering a pizza. Starring Peppe Holmsten http://web.mac.com/pholmsten/Peppe/Welcome.html http://www.thepizzaprofessor.com/ http://www.greenstreetpictures.com/ (less) < less

(4:46) The King of Tijuana gets a surprise in his daily rejuvenation tonic. A chase ensues as does wanton murder. Our hero eventually sets the universe back to normal (thank God). It's Bad ... more >

(4:46) The King of Tijuana gets a surprise in his daily rejuvenation tonic. A chase ensues as does wanton murder. Our hero eventually sets the universe back to normal (thank God). It's Bad Boys II meets On Golden Pond. < less

(5:36) Warlords of Earth: Lay Down Your Weapons Intergalactic Intelligence Briefing Galactic Ambassador Aglaria StarBase 488 Translator TimePortal 2453960.355208 Hail Ideological Leaders... more >

(5:36) Warlords of Earth: Lay Down Your Weapons Intergalactic Intelligence Briefing Galactic Ambassador Aglaria StarBase 488 Translator TimePortal 2453960.355208 Hail Ideological Leaders of Earth! May you convey this transmission to the emperors and warlords who now threaten your planet's very existence. We have watched as you allowed brutal and murderous criminals to take power over your governments and technologies, as they have sold you tools of death in monstrous forms-- plagues and atomic annihilation, amplified energy and laser cannons... burning holes in the very fabric of the continuum, as if the rest of the Universe doesn't exist! Your inaction and ruthlessness now threaten the very existence of life on the surface of your planet. Either force your emperors and warlords to surrender their weapons of annihilation, or face galactic law. You will be placed on trial versus your children's right to a future, and the cetacean's right to their oceans. Halt your submarine warfare immediately, cease your blasting of "x-ray" lasers into space, and surrender all atomic technologies to your so-called "scientists" for neutralizing. Stop believing in warlords. They are a lying pack of criminals infested with demonic ideologies and murderous arrogance. Why do you allow them to kill your children and then pay them more “taxes”? It is obvious to most of the humans on Earth that war is a crime, a cowardly and devious way to control large groups of others-- through lies, intimidation, and annihilation. To continue your loyalty to the ones in possession of weapons of annihilation, no matter how you may be coaxed into false security, is to accept your children's death warrant. The current warlords in control of your planet offer nothing-- other than poverty, enslavement, mutation, disease-- or a quick, merciful death. Is this what your many generations of ancestors schemed and struggled, sacrificed and prayed for? Your total enslavement in cities of concrete? The surrender of your soul to a killing machine? Surrender your weapons. Lay them down now. All Earth transmission stations are strongly urged to convey this message to the people of your planet. Galactic Omega Mission StarBase 488 Translator via Mauna Kea MotherShip http://CosmoCorps.org < less

(3:22) The latest video prank from the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern (www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko) Celebrated by Ivygateblog.com as "the best video produced by students in the history of the unive... more >

(3:22) The latest video prank from the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern (www.dartmouth.edu/~jacko) Celebrated by Ivygateblog.com as "the best video produced by students in the history of the universe," this prank stands as a heartwarming testament to the incredible fortitude of the human spirit. Plus there's a dancing keg. < less