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(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: N... more >

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit there son I'll tell you how I became the menacing Joker of Gotham. Well no idea where I was born or raised An Asylum was where I spent most of my days Spazzin' Out, Schitzin, Laughin' all cool And all digging my way out with a stolen tool When a couple of guards Caught me out of my bed I stabbed them in the face and now they're kinda dead Broke out of Arkham and Gotham's where I went, They found nothing in my pockets except knives and lint, Evening Commissioner I just wanna be the guy who's fun and feared, And if I may say, I really dig the beard Everyone points and call me delirious, But I just laugh and ask, "Why so serious?" Well I broke out some cell-mates, and set them free And told them they were all just freaks like me If they wanna destroy Gotham, theres just one plan, It's obvious the only way is: kill the batman I destroyed half of Gotham by two or three, And I yelled to the batman, "Come on, hit me" Looked at Gotham, as it all laid in waste, Come on, batman, Lets put a smile on that face. < less

(2:42) ABC Family Online Original Learn how to spot a violent co-worker before it's too late. This industrial video from the Smithlin Corporation provides the tools to keep you safe.

(2:42) ABC Family Online Original Learn how to spot a violent co-worker before it's too late. This industrial video from the Smithlin Corporation provides the tools to keep you safe. < less

(1:29) The world of partying has been invaded by a tool no one dared to create but had to be done. It has been touted as the greatest invention since breast implants by In The Biz Magazine.... more >

(1:29) The world of partying has been invaded by a tool no one dared to create but had to be done. It has been touted as the greatest invention since breast implants by In The Biz Magazine. ZexSports.com has teamed up with Shotgunparty.com to invade the world of Action Sports. It will never be the same again! < less

(0:38) www.DeclareYourself.com. Star of NBC's Heroes and Declare Yourself spokesperson, Hayden Panettiere, celebrated her 18th birthday on August 21 by registering to vote at Declare Yourse... more >

(0:38) www.DeclareYourself.com. Star of NBC's Heroes and Declare Yourself spokesperson, Hayden Panettiere, celebrated her 18th birthday on August 21 by registering to vote at Declare Yourself's office using our online registration tool. < less

(5:36) Warlords of Earth: Lay Down Your Weapons Intergalactic Intelligence Briefing Galactic Ambassador Aglaria StarBase 488 Translator TimePortal 2453960.355208 Hail Ideological Leaders... more >

(5:36) Warlords of Earth: Lay Down Your Weapons Intergalactic Intelligence Briefing Galactic Ambassador Aglaria StarBase 488 Translator TimePortal 2453960.355208 Hail Ideological Leaders of Earth! May you convey this transmission to the emperors and warlords who now threaten your planet's very existence. We have watched as you allowed brutal and murderous criminals to take power over your governments and technologies, as they have sold you tools of death in monstrous forms-- plagues and atomic annihilation, amplified energy and laser cannons... burning holes in the very fabric of the continuum, as if the rest of the Universe doesn't exist! Your inaction and ruthlessness now threaten the very existence of life on the surface of your planet. Either force your emperors and warlords to surrender their weapons of annihilation, or face galactic law. You will be placed on trial versus your children's right to a future, and the cetacean's right to their oceans. Halt your submarine warfare immediately, cease your blasting of "x-ray" lasers into space, and surrender all atomic technologies to your so-called "scientists" for neutralizing. Stop believing in warlords. They are a lying pack of criminals infested with demonic ideologies and murderous arrogance. Why do you allow them to kill your children and then pay them more “taxes”? It is obvious to most of the humans on Earth that war is a crime, a cowardly and devious way to control large groups of others-- through lies, intimidation, and annihilation. To continue your loyalty to the ones in possession of weapons of annihilation, no matter how you may be coaxed into false security, is to accept your children's death warrant. The current warlords in control of your planet offer nothing-- other than poverty, enslavement, mutation, disease-- or a quick, merciful death. Is this what your many generations of ancestors schemed and struggled, sacrificed and prayed for? Your total enslavement in cities of concrete? The surrender of your soul to a killing machine? Surrender your weapons. Lay them down now. All Earth transmission stations are strongly urged to convey this message to the people of your planet. Galactic Omega Mission StarBase 488 Translator via Mauna Kea MotherShip http://CosmoCorps.org < less

(8:33) Robert Cunningham III, the biggest tool in high school, wants to be a stoner. His MADE Coach, Trip, guides Robert through the necessary steps to become the ultimate stoner.

(8:33) Robert Cunningham III, the biggest tool in high school, wants to be a stoner. His MADE Coach, Trip, guides Robert through the necessary steps to become the ultimate stoner. < less

(2:59) Only madmen and militarists would ever approve of our "new millennium horrorshow" under the Republican rule of the Bush criminal family, Cheney and his corporate cohorts, the CIA-- ... more >

(2:59) Only madmen and militarists would ever approve of our "new millennium horrorshow" under the Republican rule of the Bush criminal family, Cheney and his corporate cohorts, the CIA-- even our slave-owning founding fathers, those great white icons carved into the Black Hills, would be horrified at the fascist mental slavery we are living under, and such defeated compliance with levels of corruption as to qualify as a "nation of thieves & liars." Such stark reality and truth are apparent to those who are victims of our White House and so-called "intelligence agency" attacks. The game-show media bubble we are all trapped in is a maze of mirrors, smoke, repetitive "polling" & other perception management tools, largely influenced by secretive PR firms and the layers of government & intelligence agencies, keeping us all daily mesmerized, semi-confused, gossip-mongering, and fundamentally "full of shit." The crowds of bullies in Florida and Fox News decided that Bush 43 would rule over us, not our democracy. Crowds of white bullies now chant "drill baby drill" as they elbow any chance of actual issues being addressed out of the way. Or history. Or the "reality on the ground" of our world in desperate ruins, surrounded by killing machinery, maimed children and burned-out wastelands. Once upon a time money was the root of this wickedness. Now it's OIL & all of its by-products. Gasoline seeps into our very souls. < less