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OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go... more >

OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go on adventures but I can't find my dentures so I don't anymore. Now I can date someone 1/3 my age and I don't break any laws When I was a College professer i'd do your all your daughter's after class but now all I get is your old Grandmas stanky ass. I'm incontinent. I can't hear or see I'm so Old My prostate is killing me i'm so old, i don't care about archeology I would trade 10 lost arks, 100 temple of dooms and even a holy grail full of a never ending supply of pussy just to poop regularly I'm so Old, I look like I had a stroke I'm so Old, I'll sign a Do Not Resusitate Form I'm so Old, I use grecian formula 16 on my pubic hair that's why I traded my whip for a cane and my horse for one of them snazzy electric scooter chairs. yep, now I can get around almost anywhere. These damn false teeth. This damn I.V. These adult diapers. I have no more dignity. This damn Nursing Home. Somebody Just kill me. Please i'm begging. Seriously. I really mean it. Just put me out of my misery already < less

There was an ancient time when men lived by no laws, when thieves killed their mothers for candy, when all seemed lost forever... that is, until a magic turtle with golden wings vanquished crime and restored peace. This turtle had a baby turtle, and thus began the Super Magic Lucky Turtle Dynasty. The turtle guardians restored order to the world asking for nothing in return. The people praised the turtle guardians and worshipped them in a temple they built out of gratitude. The turtles remained dormant in the temple where they wait to one day save the world again. All was well in the temple and world, until one day, as the warrior monk Pi Pi was praying, a supernatural freak acci... more >

There was an ancient time when men lived by no laws, when thieves killed their mothers for candy, when all seemed lost forever... that is, until a magic turtle with golden wings vanquished crime and restored peace. This turtle had a baby turtle, and thus began the Super Magic Lucky Turtle Dynasty. The turtle guardians restored order to the world asking for nothing in return. The people praised the turtle guardians and worshipped them in a temple they built out of gratitude. The turtles remained dormant in the temple where they wait to one day save the world again. All was well in the temple and world, until one day, as the warrior monk Pi Pi was praying, a supernatural freak accident occurs. The balance of the world is gone, and it is up to Pi Pi restore balance before things can get out of hand. < less