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(4:00) I know, I didn't bring my guitar, I was practicing with a shoe. STFU already. CALL US AT 1-512-857-9948 it is our fan hotline, leave us messages/comments/suggestions or questions a... more >

(4:00) I know, I didn't bring my guitar, I was practicing with a shoe. STFU already. CALL US AT 1-512-857-9948 it is our fan hotline, leave us messages/comments/suggestions or questions and we will make a video about it. And we will also post all the messages on my website www.whatanitch.com W2Pi entertainment (www.w2pi.com)is my production/promotion/venture company. Peter WhatAnItch (www.whatanitch.com) is me, the older brother. I love making videos, writing scripts, stories, and standup. Come check me out when I am in your town! Effing Ania (www.myspace.com/chitownania)Actress, model, promoter, entrepreneur, basically a F.V.O.P. Rob aka SyF- the giver, is my younger brother. He is the World of Warcraft addict. He is a level 70 Troll Priest on the Crushridge server. < less

(3:14) Cheesy? Yes! But please keep in mind the script was written by my 13 year old daughter who also did all the nerdy acting plus edited the film. So cut her some slack people! Try to re... more >

(3:14) Cheesy? Yes! But please keep in mind the script was written by my 13 year old daughter who also did all the nerdy acting plus edited the film. So cut her some slack people! Try to remember when you were 13. Anyway, her description of this film is - "What do you do with your gently used plastic grocery bag? Here are some funny ideas on how you can recycle that plastic WALMART SACK rather than tossing it into the landfill." < less

(3:16) A gay boy gets invited to an all girl slumber party. They play spin the bottle and the kiss changes his life as he discovers his bi-curious nature. Brought to you by www.luckylegenda... more >

(3:16) A gay boy gets invited to an all girl slumber party. They play spin the bottle and the kiss changes his life as he discovers his bi-curious nature. Brought to you by www.luckylegendary.com. Please enjoy and leave comments. Tags: katy perry i kissed a girl official music video katy perry i kissed a girl official music video katy perry i kissed a girl official music video kelly shoes sexy slumber party gay boy bi curious fierce gatorade melissa bacelar boobs < less

(1:59) After a rough couple of months, the poor man gets real and divulges all the awful things he's been through. Don't judge him, someday YOU could be trying to sell your old shoes for rent money.

(1:59) After a rough couple of months, the poor man gets real and divulges all the awful things he's been through. Don't judge him, someday YOU could be trying to sell your old shoes for rent money. < less

(3:02) Good question. Lets see if these Gum Shoes can get this cocky bad guy into spilling the beans on his partners in crime. And it doesn't look like its going to be that easy. I wonder w... more >

(3:02) Good question. Lets see if these Gum Shoes can get this cocky bad guy into spilling the beans on his partners in crime. And it doesn't look like its going to be that easy. I wonder what these two desperate detectives come up with. < less

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girl... more >

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girls but they don't love me. Most Asian women stick with Asian men. I don't know If It's a cultural difference, but to me it's a bunch of nonsense. I tried to make it work with an Asian girl, but the Asian guys they all got violent. They were trying to beat me up bad. That's when I was best friends with Ty. But I will keep on trying. The Asian women in New York are breath taking. I'm not even trying to fronting cause you know I wanna be with one someday. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 2) Asian women make me get a little boner. That's why I don't wanna be a loner no more. I wanna just get more closer. But how can I when the Asian connection stops me. They wanna kill me. I wanna take a course and learn their language. Maybe I can socialize a little bit more. My friends they laugh they think I'm playing. Asian women they know how to treat a man. Maybe I should move to Tokyo or Japan. Or maybe I should get a mail order bride. Na I got to much pride. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 3) An Asian woman makes me feel much love and respect. There intelligent, strong and always in check. Greet me at the door take off my shoes. Kiss me hi tell me how do you do. Then after that my woman hooks me up with food. She's always pleasant. Always in the mood never rude. She's always in the mood and cheerful. That's why I want one by the mouthful. I can see myself falling in love all over again with an Asian girl. Please come in to my world because I need your love. Your love is strong. That's why I sat down and wrote this song. Cause you know we all should get along. Tell those Asian men to back off and let me come in and rock your world. Girl I wanna rock you all night long. R.E.H. D.O. double G. loving you all night cause I am a stud. That's right yeah word. Some people always ask me why, why is it do I want that girl. Girl I want you because I'm falling in love. A.S.I.A.N. W.O.M.A.N. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) < less

(1:37) As the Battle Dance was removed from the Internet for Intellectual Dance Copyright infringement by the Board of Disgusting Behavior, a new video was just released challenging the Boa... more >

(1:37) As the Battle Dance was removed from the Internet for Intellectual Dance Copyright infringement by the Board of Disgusting Behavior, a new video was just released challenging the Board’s rigid authority. Noel a.k.a. “Corduroy Blazer” was a competitor in the highly controversial results of Battle Dance. Many believe he was robbed due to a bias audience and rumors of a rematch are widespread. Factors that may lead to this historic match up are venue, shared earnings including Pay-Per View, and levels of sobriety. In the mean time Noel continues to elevate his game by making his friends feel both awkward and amused as he licks the inner lining of women’s throats as they sit around a campfire. During this encounter we learned that he was a boy scout, likes glittery shoes, and tries to mind read by licking the brains of unsuspecting victims. As we wait on word for a possible Battle Dance rematch, sit back and see what they did to him. < less