She Came

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics... more >

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less

(4:14) There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at s... more >

(4:14) There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at some point after 11pm visit http://www.myspace.com/antzinthejam for more details http://www.myspace.com/ollytheoctopus http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid... Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. When shove came from push Where were the cast of The Mighty Bush? Couldn't T4's Alexa Chung Between the pub and the smoke And her Arctic Monkeys bloke Her young body have flung? If Pete Docherty Had been within Perhaps he could have been the heroine. And if Bob Geldoff's daughters Had been drinking water They could have raised the alarm So it would come to no harm. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. It was Amy's wine house. Could her vagabond ways Have had something to do with the blaze? No one can be certain That her crack pipe lit a curtain Unless she's paid off someone's gaze... Captain Black Could not push the flames back And Mobile Act Unsigned Blunted Gilkicker's mind: He couldn't get to the extinguishers in time And Noel Fielding's impractical clothes Stopped him getting to the hose. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. How will poor old Kate Moss Cope with the loss? And where will she go now With the rock aristocrats And aspirationals in trilby hats? You've got to wonder how Quins down the road Is going to cope with the load Because The Lock Tavern and Proud Galleries Are already full of wannabes. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! < less

(2:08) I had asked my Grandma nicely if I could throw a hotdog at her face. she said no. Then the day came and my mom kept taunting me telling me "You're afraid of Grandma." so I got out th... more >

(2:08) I had asked my Grandma nicely if I could throw a hotdog at her face. she said no. Then the day came and my mom kept taunting me telling me "You're afraid of Grandma." so I got out the camera and grabbed a hotdog and it takes off from there...Grandma got really mad. This was not scripted...it almost was but it wasn't an agreeable setting so I did it anyway. This was what happened. < less

(4:02) Celine Dion: Woman, Mother, Songstress...she came to me in a dream and since we have be inseparable. Well, if that means me googling pictures of her and capturing this footage, yea,... more >

(4:02) Celine Dion: Woman, Mother, Songstress...she came to me in a dream and since we have be inseparable. Well, if that means me googling pictures of her and capturing this footage, yea, we're inseparable. Thanks for everything Celly D. < less

(2:24) Here is my latest song about what guys go through on a daily basis! COCKBLOCKING! DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE! http://www.zshare.net/audio/203284767deba8c7/ Lyrics by SeanieMic (c) Paro... more >

(2:24) Here is my latest song about what guys go through on a daily basis! COCKBLOCKING! DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE! http://www.zshare.net/audio/203284767deba8c7/ Lyrics by SeanieMic (c) Parody Rapper Productions http://www.parodyrapper.com *Parody of Kanye West's "Love Lockdown" See you cross the room And smell your perfume Gotta get the balls To come talk to you Pop in bubble gum Apple Bubble Yum Wonder where your from Dont want to sound dumb So Ive never known The guys you have blown Never took you out For some salmon trout Then my friend tells you Hes the man for you Im screamin ASS, ASS, ASS, ASSHOLE! See you cross the room And smell your perfume Tried to make a move First you disapprove Then got you some wine Came back out of time Because her friend thinks I am not that fine Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, I lose. Bought your friend a drink So she couldnt think The drink it was pink Just gave you a wink We began to chat About this and that Your body it was phat P-H-A-T phat So I keep in mind That love may be blind Her friend grabs her purse Then she starts to curse Gets out a can of something and points at my face Its mace, Im blind Way to fuck it up Learn to suck it up And hit the dance floor Maybe I will score Just got some digits From a hot midget Enter little men Here we go again Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, I lose. < less

(1:28) It was adorable back in the '90s when Bree Sharp was singing about her unattainable crush on David Duchovny. Am I the only one who thought of her today? As it turns out, the irony is... more >

(1:28) It was adorable back in the '90s when Bree Sharp was singing about her unattainable crush on David Duchovny. Am I the only one who thought of her today? As it turns out, the irony is that she really coulda had him, as it came out in today's entertainment news that Duchovny just emerged from sex addiction rehab. < less

(0:17) Garth Brooks came over here bragging about his efforts in China, I simply told him to write off the Anne Mac show as its nothing but a breeding ground for pistol whipped old spice/So... more >

(0:17) Garth Brooks came over here bragging about his efforts in China, I simply told him to write off the Anne Mac show as its nothing but a breeding ground for pistol whipped old spice/Someone's mum came round...I didn't like the way she looked like a past dancer. < less