Military

(3:23) CLOONEY vs GODZILLA (2007) GEORGE CLOONEY (George Clooney) is a jaded superstar. After winning the Oscar® for Best-Supporting Actor®, Clooney retires from Hollywood to sail around ... more >

(3:23) CLOONEY vs GODZILLA (2007) GEORGE CLOONEY (George Clooney) is a jaded superstar. After winning the Oscar® for Best-Supporting Actor®, Clooney retires from Hollywood to sail around the world. His retirement plans come to a screeching halt when he accidentally releases GODZILLA (Godzilla), who was frozen deep in the arctic ice by the Japanese Military in 1985. Chaos ensues as Godzilla begins a rampage of world-wide destruction. Can playboy George Clooney, with help from his estranged pet pig Max and a mysterious Goose Oracle, save the world from the mighty Godzilla? In this FOUR-PART YouTube exclusive event, over 80 movies have been woven together with full soundtrack replacement and new ADR performances to create a hilarious, unprecedented Movie Remix of monstrous proportions. Special Appearances by BRAD PITT, MATT DAMON, JULIA ROBERTS, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES with MICKEY ROONEY, JAMES CROMWELL and GEORGE BUSH. < less

(1:54) The troops in Iraq need more than just our moral support. Soldiers in the past have had one good thing in the midst of all the horror, but in a fundamentalist muslim country they nee... more >

(1:54) The troops in Iraq need more than just our moral support. Soldiers in the past have had one good thing in the midst of all the horror, but in a fundamentalist muslim country they need all the help we can give them. < less

(4:55) 5 Minutes of stand up I did while deployed to Ali Iraq! Was filmed in a tent so the audio is horrendous. Keep in mind this is "deployment" humor so if you have never been in the mili... more >

(4:55) 5 Minutes of stand up I did while deployed to Ali Iraq! Was filmed in a tent so the audio is horrendous. Keep in mind this is "deployment" humor so if you have never been in the military or deployed before it might lose some of the humor. < less

(1:16) The Battle of the Sexes takes a wacky turn following Gender Sensitivity Boot Camp! Winner ~ Best Screenplay at International Festival du Film de L'Internet. Premiered at Director's F... more >

(1:16) The Battle of the Sexes takes a wacky turn following Gender Sensitivity Boot Camp! Winner ~ Best Screenplay at International Festival du Film de L'Internet. Premiered at Director's Fortnight - Cannes Film Festival. < less

(3:07) The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Teensy-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we hav... more >

(3:07) The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Teensy-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don't have to think about that brutal oppressive regime! Uncle Jay explains it all, and more. < less

(5:08) I flubbed the lines a little bit but recovered. // LYRICS: On a long and hot deployment down in old Ali. You can eat out at the Chow Hall, cause at least the food is free. You can th... more >

(5:08) I flubbed the lines a little bit but recovered. // LYRICS: On a long and hot deployment down in old Ali. You can eat out at the Chow Hall, cause at least the food is free. You can think about Ciano's, Taco Bell, or even Burger King. But your guts will soon be rumblin' the way they always do, when you haven't washed your hands good and you've caught the runny poo. And you almost fell like dying, you've just got to drop the deuce. Here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, hold my calls again, there I go, guts enraged... Now you walk back from the restraunt, on what they call a road. And you feel your stomach churnin' and your guts let out a groan it's intestinal jihad, and your butt just might explode. Sometimes it's called the squirts, other times the bends, but the result is all the same, friggin' Saddam's got his revenge. And when you know its comin', you might as well just wear depends. Yeah here I am, on the bowl again, there I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, stuck in the stall again, there I go, guts enraged. When you need a toilet, it's a million miles away. And everything you ate this week, it comes out in a spray. As the evil leaves your body, like the swear words that you say. Later in the evenin' your still sitting on the pot, the toilet bowl has battle scars, from the war that you have fought. You flush the toilet one more time, please God make it stop! Oh here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, it's ruined my day. And here I go, I'm stuck in the stall again, there I go guts enraged. OH HERE I AM, on the bowl again...There I am it's ruined my day. Here I go, I'm stuck in the stall again, there I go... There I go... < less