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Grumpy Roommate (01:44)A date is interrupted by the grumpy roommate. But he isn't your average grump. Video by Pet Murder!Added about 6 months ago From doshuevos Views: 268 | Comments: 3 |
"Grumpy Stoned Men - MOVIE TRAILER" (02:05)"These old S.O.B.'s just don't give a damn!"Added about 9 months ago From Grumpy Views: 5,005 | Comments: 8 |
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MY EVIL SISTERS: "Grizelda is Grum... (01:28)Grumpy Grizelda can turn Jolly in a moment's notice between bouts of insane laughter! www.myevilsistersmovie.comAdded about 6 months ago From navadasky Views: 12 | Comments: 0 |
No Country For Grumpy Old Men (02:14)Will Max Goldman and John Gustafson ever get along? Probably not. I hope Mr. Lemmon and Mr. Matthau would be proud...Added about 5 months ago From mikejg529 Views: 120 | Comments: 0 |
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Dear Jesus (00:18)...sounds grumpy.Added about 3 months ago From shelf_dust Views: 113 | Comments: 3 |
Elevator - Tom Hates The Weekend (01:19)http://www.runawaybox.com Tom curbs intern Jane's enthusiasm for the weekend.Added about 6 months ago From RunAwayBox Views: 1,285 | Comments: 7 |
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Conversationists Episode 4 (00:23)Just 2 guys shooting the breeze.Added about 7 months ago From thegrumpysailors Views: 28 | Comments: 1 |
Curdled Milk (02:46)A commercial For Curdled MilkAdded about 7 months ago From thegrumpysailors Views: 74 | Comments: 2 |
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The Conversationists Episode 3 (01:31)Just 2 guys shooting the breeze.Added about 7 months ago From thegrumpysailors Views: 24 | Comments: 3 |
The Conversationists Episode 1 (00:45)Just 2 guys shooting the breezeAdded about 7 months ago From thegrumpysailors Views: 21 | Comments: 2 |
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The Conversationists Episode 2 (00:29)Just 2 guys shooting the breeze.Added about 7 months ago From thegrumpysailors Views: 13 | Comments: 2 |
Make It Snappy! (02:52)A gruff and grumpy police turtle, and his daily dog abuse.Added about 8 months ago From bindledog Views: 46 | Comments: 0 |
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Steve's Happy Majestic Forest (01:13)A beloved childrens character goes madAdded about 4 months ago From samie65 Views: 88 | Comments: 0 |
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Grizzled Gus the Janitor (02:40)Full Frontal Comedy presents its original sketch about a grumpy janitor. Starring Tina Morrison, Joel Morrison, Tricia Davenport, and Bill Case as Grizzled Gus. Performed at the Quality Hill Playhouse in Kansas City, MO.Added about 6 months ago From FullFrontalComedy Views: 127 | Comments: 0 |
Those Were The Days (03:54)Full Frontal Comedy, professional comedy troupe, presents one of its most popular improv games, "Those Were The Days". Or, as we also like to call it, "Grumpy Old People Sitting on a Bench and Bitching". Filmed live in January 2008 at Quality Hill Playhouse in Kansas City, MO. WARNING: This does contain adult language.Added about 6 months ago From FullFrontalComedy Views: 103 | Comments: 1 |
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Big Girls Are NOT As Beautiful - So...
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Olly tackles a weighty issue indeed...
For the sake of mankind I'd like to set the record straight:
Mika's full of shit for telling girls to put on weight.
And I've got a news flash for you:
Mika's not into girls,
He's into me and you!
With 'restaurants' like Macdonalds and KFC
Obesity's a problem in today's society
So before you build a belly like Beth Ditto
Remember your chances of cancer, heart disease and diabetes will grow.
Big girls are not as beautiful
But skinny girls are starting to get rare
Junk food and sedentary life-styles
Means fat bottomed people are everywhere.
Skinny girls don't have to work hard to get blokes
So they often get complacent and are crap at telling jokes.
What's more, a perfect body will go to her head
And she'll be less likely to go down in bed.
You can blame it on posh spice for being far too thin
Because not all girls can look like that and most just give in.
But if we're passing the buck we really should
Blame men because we'd all fuck her if we could.
Big girls are not as beautiful
But skinny girls are spoilt and don't like sex
Fat bottomed girls are always more grateful
And often have less of a complex.
Curves can make a lady much better in the sack
But folds just advertise an imminent heart attack
People come in all shapes and sizes I can see
But lets not pretend we're all created equally.
I am a baldy, you may be fat.
Darwin is a fucker and that is that.
But there are a lot of skinny girls in the media
While the rest of the country is just getting greedier.
It's a game they play with size-zero freeks
That stifles our aspirations and keeps us weak.
Big girls are not as beautiful
But skinny girls are grumpy and need food
And if there was a new ice age
The skinny folk would freeze and fat would be good....
A response to Big Girls You Are Beautiful By Mika |
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