Girls will be girls

(7:56) Varla finally joins housemates Evie and Coco for her first internet short based on the cult film "Girls Will Be Girls." A stalker is hounding the girls, but who's his lucky victim?

(7:56) Varla finally joins housemates Evie and Coco for her first internet short based on the cult film "Girls Will Be Girls." A stalker is hounding the girls, but who's his lucky victim? < less

(8:46) Scott Thompson ("Kids in the Hall," "The Larry Sanders Show") guest stars in the second online short based on the cult film "Girls Will Be Girls." Starring Jack Plotnick ("Gods and M... more >

(8:46) Scott Thompson ("Kids in the Hall," "The Larry Sanders Show") guest stars in the second online short based on the cult film "Girls Will Be Girls." Starring Jack Plotnick ("Gods and Monsters," "Reno 911") as Evie and Clinton Leupp ("Trick") as Coco. Written and directed by Richard Day ("Arrested Development.") < less

(5:01) The conclusion of "Delivering Coco," starring Scott Thompson ("Kids in the Hall,") Jack Plotnick ("Drawn Together," and Clinton Leupp ("Trick.") Written and directed by Richard Day ... more >

(5:01) The conclusion of "Delivering Coco," starring Scott Thompson ("Kids in the Hall,") Jack Plotnick ("Drawn Together," and Clinton Leupp ("Trick.") Written and directed by Richard Day ("Arrested Development.") < less

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girl... more >

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girls but they don't love me. Most Asian women stick with Asian men. I don't know If It's a cultural difference, but to me it's a bunch of nonsense. I tried to make it work with an Asian girl, but the Asian guys they all got violent. They were trying to beat me up bad. That's when I was best friends with Ty. But I will keep on trying. The Asian women in New York are breath taking. I'm not even trying to fronting cause you know I wanna be with one someday. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 2) Asian women make me get a little boner. That's why I don't wanna be a loner no more. I wanna just get more closer. But how can I when the Asian connection stops me. They wanna kill me. I wanna take a course and learn their language. Maybe I can socialize a little bit more. My friends they laugh they think I'm playing. Asian women they know how to treat a man. Maybe I should move to Tokyo or Japan. Or maybe I should get a mail order bride. Na I got to much pride. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 3) An Asian woman makes me feel much love and respect. There intelligent, strong and always in check. Greet me at the door take off my shoes. Kiss me hi tell me how do you do. Then after that my woman hooks me up with food. She's always pleasant. Always in the mood never rude. She's always in the mood and cheerful. That's why I want one by the mouthful. I can see myself falling in love all over again with an Asian girl. Please come in to my world because I need your love. Your love is strong. That's why I sat down and wrote this song. Cause you know we all should get along. Tell those Asian men to back off and let me come in and rock your world. Girl I wanna rock you all night long. R.E.H. D.O. double G. loving you all night cause I am a stud. That's right yeah word. Some people always ask me why, why is it do I want that girl. Girl I want you because I'm falling in love. A.S.I.A.N. W.O.M.A.N. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) < less

(2:32) A funny video from the free episodic game, DinoHunters. When Harlan refuses to shave for, of all things, a razor commercial, Schick threatens to pull its sponsorship. Will the televi... more >

(2:32) A funny video from the free episodic game, DinoHunters. When Harlan refuses to shave for, of all things, a razor commercial, Schick threatens to pull its sponsorship. Will the television show be cancelled? Will the smokin' hot TV producer finally, um, blow her top? Watch this hilarious movie starring the crew of the free online shooter The DinoHunters. After you laugh go to http://www.kumagames.com to play the game. < less

(3:07) The world-famous Naked News reviews the latest Brendan Fraser Mummy epic, Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Complete with living statues, Mongolian kung-fu, yeti fights and Himala... more >

(3:07) The world-famous Naked News reviews the latest Brendan Fraser Mummy epic, Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Complete with living statues, Mongolian kung-fu, yeti fights and Himalayan high adventure, this seems to be a worthy entry into the series. But is it just a lame rip-off of Hellboy 2? What will the girls think? Find out now! < less

(3:16) Song on iTunes here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441 Plenty of hilarious and offensive sexual innuendos in this new music video e... more >

(3:16) Song on iTunes here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441 Plenty of hilarious and offensive sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a damn good song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Featuring: Pakwit - http://pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com Ned Hosford - http://nedhosford.om LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace will come naturally kill the phone cuz where we're goin we don't need one and the day just drifts away... HOOK come twilight she gonna grab a dandelion blow it to the wind and smile then we spar for a while til her lip, she bites oh i focus on what her body's tellin me to drum getting lost in the zone cuz we oh, so pro, at f----- in slow-mo and the day just drifts away realize that hydration promotes salivation bring your camel back in toe a thirsty girl can wreck the flow girl, if we rush this i can guarantee the dream dies bring a blind fold and i can be your guide dogg any hesitation baby i will make your mind up all the turtles in the world be blowin past us [HOOK] i'd like to thank you babe for stayin and for the sluggish love we're makin we cuttin kilos for the weigh in just by exercisin patience just by exercisin patience [HOOK] -------- contact: info@seedwell.com < less

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics... more >

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less

(1:33) Yes, that's right, Tits McGee is running for Mayor, Governor, Senate, and Vice President, hey whatever!!! Former beauty pageant winner, voodoo preacher baptized Tits McGee sings just... more >

(1:33) Yes, that's right, Tits McGee is running for Mayor, Governor, Senate, and Vice President, hey whatever!!! Former beauty pageant winner, voodoo preacher baptized Tits McGee sings just like Sarah Palin!!! This is no bridge to nowhere, people, she's a true maverick!!! That's right, all your questions about politics, the 2008 elections, big hair, the presidential and vice presidential debates, John McCain, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin, the campaign trail, glasses, hot chicks, boobies, the Obama girl, and funny political satire about Miss Teen USA beauty contest Miss Alaska swimsuit bikini will be answered here! (Sorry, nothing about Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Katie Couric, interviews, Matt Damon, George Clooney, cnn, cbs, Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live, Southpark parody or sexy walruses in love). Also, we will not Rick Roll you and there is no Ron Paul information here. Please consult your library for more information on silly, silliness, goofy, the best, funniest video, funny and political humor. I like pudding. I am not into wrestling. Thank you and I appreciate your support. JOY AND KISSES!!! Tits McGee :P < less