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Iraq Deployment Stand Up from David

Iraq Deployment Stand Up (4:55)

5 Minutes of stand up I did while deployed to Ali Iraq! Was filmed in a tent so the audio is horrendous. Keep in mind this is "deployment" humor so if you have never been in the military or deployed before it might lose some of the humor.
Added about 1 year ago
From twotimes22
Views: 1,902 | Comments: 5
Iraq Song - "Guts Enraged" - Parody of Bob Seger's "Turn the Page" from David

Iraq Song - "Guts Enraged" - Parody of Bob Seger's "Turn the Page" (5:08)

I flubbed the lines a little bit but recovered. // LYRICS: On a long and hot deployment down in old Ali. You can eat out at the Chow Hall, cause at least the food is free. You can think about Ciano's, Taco Bell, or even Burger King. But your guts will soon be rumblin' the way they always do, when you haven't washed your hands good and you've caught the runny poo. And you almost fell like dying, you've just got to drop the deuce. Here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, hold my calls again, there I go, guts enraged... Now you walk back from the restraunt, on what they call a road. And you feel your stomach churnin' and your guts let out a groan it'... more >
I flubbed the lines a little bit but recovered. // LYRICS: On a long and hot deployment down in old Ali. You can eat out at the Chow Hall, cause at least the food is free. You can think about Ciano's, Taco Bell, or even Burger King. But your guts will soon be rumblin' the way they always do, when you haven't washed your hands good and you've caught the runny poo. And you almost fell like dying, you've just got to drop the deuce. Here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, hold my calls again, there I go, guts enraged... Now you walk back from the restraunt, on what they call a road. And you feel your stomach churnin' and your guts let out a groan it's intestinal jihad, and your butt just might explode. Sometimes it's called the squirts, other times the bends, but the result is all the same, friggin' Saddam's got his revenge. And when you know its comin', you might as well just wear depends. Yeah here I am, on the bowl again, there I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, stuck in the stall again, there I go, guts enraged. When you need a toilet, it's a million miles away. And everything you ate this week, it comes out in a spray. As the evil leaves your body, like the swear words that you say. Later in the evenin' your still sitting on the pot, the toilet bowl has battle scars, from the war that you have fought. You flush the toilet one more time, please God make it stop! Oh here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, it's ruined my day. And here I go, I'm stuck in the stall again, there I go guts enraged. OH HERE I AM, on the bowl again...There I am it's ruined my day. Here I go, I'm stuck in the stall again, there I go... There I go... < less

Added about 1 year ago
From twotimes22
Views: 904 | Comments: 2
Brotherhood Battle - Toy Stop Motion Animation (Violent Slapstick Humor) from catharsisproductions

Brotherhood Battle - Toy Stop Motion Animation (Violent Slapstick Humor) (3:50)

Team corps has been deployed to destory an Army man and his Mongoloid.
Added about 10 months ago
From catharsisproductions
Views: 253 | Comments: 5
Tony Roma's in Dubai from internationalmike22

Tony Roma's in Dubai (2:01)

A video we made while we were on our 2005/2006 deployment on the USS Theodore Roosevelt. We were at a mall in Dubai and randomness occurs..
Added about 10 months ago
From internationalmike22
Views: 138 | Comments: 1
Iraq Deployment Stand Up - With Subtitles! from David

Iraq Deployment Stand Up - With Subtitles! (4:55)

5 Minutes of stand up I did while deployed to Ali Iraq! Was filmed in a tent so the audio is horrendous so I added subtitles to this version by request. Keep in mind this is "deployment" humor so if you have never been in the military or deployed before it might lose some of the humor.
Added about 6 months ago
From twotimes22
Views: 212 | Comments: 1