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(4:09) ***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I ... more >

(4:09) ***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I did try to get someone to sing it but failed, so instead, I've put up a version of the song performed by Gompie. with my lyrics running over it. I hope you enjoy it!!! theholefiller ********** Nichole called when she got the word, she said "I suppose you've heard, about Paris" Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outsie,but I could hardly believe my eyes, as a big squad car rolled up, into Paris's drive... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? never grew up together idn't play in the park, but played with my genitals while watching her arse, me and Paris, now she walks through the door, with her breasts held high, but just for a moment, I watched her cry, as the big squad car pulled slowly out of Paris's drive. Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to trand cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? And Nichole called back and asked how I felt, and she said "I know how to help, get over Paris". She said: "Now Paris is gone, but I'm still here, you know I've been waiting for twenty four years..." and the big squad car dissapeared... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty ouryears I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, To try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, but I'll never get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. < less

(3:29) We smokinwe aint jokinwe so warmlike the rockyou been smokinour faces not bustedour hips be thrustinour privates are cleanour meats be leanour phones is ringinour beepers keep beepin... more >

(3:29) We smokin we aint jokin we so warm like the rock you been smokin our faces not busted our hips be thrustin our privates are clean our meats be lean our phones is ringin our beepers keep beepin on our door the men knockin cuz our bodies are rockin < less

(4:09) ***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I ... more >

(4:09) ***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I did try to get someone to sing it but failed, so instead, I've put up a version of the song performed by Gompie. with my lyrics running over it. I hope you enjoy it!!! theholefiller ********** Nichole called when she got the word, she said "I suppose you've heard, about Paris" Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outsie,but I could hardly believe my eyes, as a big squad car rolled up, into Paris's drive... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? never grew up together idn't play in the park, but played with my genitals while watching her arse, me and Paris, now she walks through the door, with her breasts held high, but just for a moment, I watched her cry, as the big squad car pulled slowly out of Paris's drive. Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to trand cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? And Nichole called back and asked how I felt, and she said "I know how to help, get over Paris". She said: "Now Paris is gone, but I'm still here, you know I've been waiting for twenty four years..." and the big squad car dissapeared... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty ouryears I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, To try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, but I'll never get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. < less

(2:41) Calvin thinks his new neighbor will bring his unlucky streak to an end. Unfortunately, he's right... This hilarious and award winning short film co-stars Richard "Bull" Moll from N... more >

(2:41) Calvin thinks his new neighbor will bring his unlucky streak to an end. Unfortunately, he's right... This hilarious and award winning short film co-stars Richard "Bull" Moll from NBC's "Night Court,", and is now playing in full on iTunes. Travis Davis ("Slackers," "G-Force," etc.) produced, directed, and stars. Industry icons such as Harold Ramis, Peter Farrelly and Ed Asner have all praised this film, which has enjoyed 3 festival wins, and 33 "official selections" worldwide. Show some indie film love! Watch the entire film now in iTunes' Short Films section for only $1.99. < less

(16:53) Beverly Hills, California - Show Business capitol of the world..home to the glamorous and famous...and then there's Jay Bloomberg...long time agent...still looking desparately to ke... more >

(16:53) Beverly Hills, California - Show Business capitol of the world..home to the glamorous and famous...and then there's Jay Bloomberg...long time agent...still looking desparately to keep his foot in that rapidly closing door. < less

(4:29) We got the secret video of the closed-door negotiations between the writers and the producers. The WGA strike is turning into a fight and only one party will walk away ALIVE!

(4:29) We got the secret video of the closed-door negotiations between the writers and the producers. The WGA strike is turning into a fight and only one party will walk away ALIVE! < less

(12:56) A guy wakes up with amnesia. All he's got to go on is a piece of paper with a girl's name and address on it. When he shows up at her front door she has no idea who he is. But it's l... more >

(12:56) A guy wakes up with amnesia. All he's got to go on is a piece of paper with a girl's name and address on it. When he shows up at her front door she has no idea who he is. But it's love at first sight. Maybe... < less

(1:10) (10 of 99 Chapters) I’ve never really felt that I meant anything to anyone other than the people you meet in a bar parking lot at 6am waiting for the doors to open.

(1:10) (10 of 99 Chapters) I’ve never really felt that I meant anything to anyone other than the people you meet in a bar parking lot at 6am waiting for the doors to open. < less