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A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Ma... more >

A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less

A charming Public Service Announcement from your friendly E.M.T.’s Neil and Bob at Downtown Intensive Care, also known as the D.I.C. Unit. Stay tuned for future life saving tips from Neil and Bob. SKID MARKS is a non-stop, raucous comedy twisted around two competing ambulance companies - B.A.L.S. (Bayside Ambulatory Life Support) and D.I.C. (Downtown Intensive Care). When the two companies find there will only be one hospital contract in town for E.M.T.'s they must go head-to-head to save their patients, their jobs and their alter egos. Hold on to your seat cushions as these cross-town rivals will do anything to out-wit, out-do, and out-screw their arch rivals out of a Medicare ... more >

A charming Public Service Announcement from your friendly E.M.T.’s Neil and Bob at Downtown Intensive Care, also known as the D.I.C. Unit. Stay tuned for future life saving tips from Neil and Bob. SKID MARKS is a non-stop, raucous comedy twisted around two competing ambulance companies - B.A.L.S. (Bayside Ambulatory Life Support) and D.I.C. (Downtown Intensive Care). When the two companies find there will only be one hospital contract in town for E.M.T.'s they must go head-to-head to save their patients, their jobs and their alter egos. Hold on to your seat cushions as these cross-town rivals will do anything to out-wit, out-do, and out-screw their arch rivals out of a Medicare payment. Coming soon to a theater near you. Check out www.SkidMarksTheMovie.com for more < less

A charming Public Service Announcement from your friendly E.M.T.’s Neil and Bob at Downtown Intensive Care, also known as the D.I.C. Unit. Stay tuned for future life saving tips from Neil and Bob. SKID MARKS is a non-stop, raucous comedy twisted around two competing ambulance companies - B.A.L.S. (Bayside Ambulatory Life Support) and D.I.C. (Downtown Intensive Care). When the two companies find there will only be one hospital contract in town for E.M.T.'s they must go head-to-head to save their patients, their jobs and their alter egos. Hold on to your seat cushions as these cross-town rivals will do anything to out-wit, out-do, and out-screw their arch rivals out of a Medicare ... more >

A charming Public Service Announcement from your friendly E.M.T.’s Neil and Bob at Downtown Intensive Care, also known as the D.I.C. Unit. Stay tuned for future life saving tips from Neil and Bob. SKID MARKS is a non-stop, raucous comedy twisted around two competing ambulance companies - B.A.L.S. (Bayside Ambulatory Life Support) and D.I.C. (Downtown Intensive Care). When the two companies find there will only be one hospital contract in town for E.M.T.'s they must go head-to-head to save their patients, their jobs and their alter egos. Hold on to your seat cushions as these cross-town rivals will do anything to out-wit, out-do, and out-screw their arch rivals out of a Medicare payment. Coming soon to a theater near you. Check out www.SkidMarksTheMovie.com for more < less

Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously jam. The racket annoyed neighbors who alerted Ken via his spiffy new I-Phone. Ken immediately jumped into his James Dean replica Porsche Spider and raced home, slowing down only once, swerving to avoid hitting Britney Spears as she leaned out of her stalled car to projectile vomit on the median, wiping her mouth with a dirty diaper. When Ken arrived at his house he found Barbie overdriving the external input on his prize synth. Realising she was in trouble, Barbie employed a trick she learned from Lindsay... more >

Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously jam. The racket annoyed neighbors who alerted Ken via his spiffy new I-Phone. Ken immediately jumped into his James Dean replica Porsche Spider and raced home, slowing down only once, swerving to avoid hitting Britney Spears as she leaned out of her stalled car to projectile vomit on the median, wiping her mouth with a dirty diaper. When Ken arrived at his house he found Barbie overdriving the external input on his prize synth. Realising she was in trouble, Barbie employed a trick she learned from Lindsay, dropped to her knees and gave Ken "a little treat." Ken lovingly refers to it as "Barbie blowjazz." Everyone was a winner that night, except for Britney who contracted the non-spore forming rod-shaped bacteria Shigella from the soiled diaper. And to add insult to injury, the diaper didn't even belong to her child, it actually belonged to Johnny Grant, the honorary mayor of Hollywood, who had promised to get Britney a "sit-down" with the Weinstein brothers. Of course, that meant a "sit-down on their face." And the beat goes on. < less

A charming Public Service Announcement from your friendly E.M.T.’s Neil and Bob at Downtown Intensive Care, also known as the D.I.C. Unit. Stay tuned for future life saving tips from Neil and Bob. SKID MARKS is a non-stop, raucous comedy twisted around two competing ambulance companies - B.A.L.S. (Bayside Ambulatory Life Support) and D.I.C. (Downtown Intensive Care). When the two companies find there will only be one hospital contract in town for E.M.T.'s they must go head-to-head to save their patients, their jobs and their alter egos. Hold on to your seat cushions as these cross-town rivals will do anything to out-wit, out-do, and out-screw their arch rivals out of a Medicare ... more >

A charming Public Service Announcement from your friendly E.M.T.’s Neil and Bob at Downtown Intensive Care, also known as the D.I.C. Unit. Stay tuned for future life saving tips from Neil and Bob. SKID MARKS is a non-stop, raucous comedy twisted around two competing ambulance companies - B.A.L.S. (Bayside Ambulatory Life Support) and D.I.C. (Downtown Intensive Care). When the two companies find there will only be one hospital contract in town for E.M.T.'s they must go head-to-head to save their patients, their jobs and their alter egos. Hold on to your seat cushions as these cross-town rivals will do anything to out-wit, out-do, and out-screw their arch rivals out of a Medicare payment. Coming soon to a theater near you. Check out www.SkidMarksTheMovie.com for more < less