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(7:38) The Fat Guys take an underweight Penthouse model Charlie Laine and force her to eat! Just as Richard Simmons takes morbidly obese, 1000 pound men and gets them to loose weight, we ta... more >

(7:38) The Fat Guys take an underweight Penthouse model Charlie Laine and force her to eat! Just as Richard Simmons takes morbidly obese, 1000 pound men and gets them to loose weight, we take morbidly thin models and make them GAIN weight! < less

(4:51) TALL GIRAFFE presents the first chapter from the internet "Smash Hit" Film "Dance Club: The Movie." Watch as our hero finds his true calling to dance, baby, DANCE!

(4:51) TALL GIRAFFE presents the first chapter from the internet "Smash Hit" Film "Dance Club: The Movie." Watch as our hero finds his true calling to dance, baby, DANCE! < less

(6:15) TALL GIRAFFE presents the second chapter of hilarity. In this episode of pure gold, will our hero learn to dance? Watch and see if he has the skills to become the world's greatest dancer.

(6:15) TALL GIRAFFE presents the second chapter of hilarity. In this episode of pure gold, will our hero learn to dance? Watch and see if he has the skills to become the world's greatest dancer. < less

(1:27) Another video shot after a long night at the bar with some friends. This song was written and performed by mORGAN Douglas and was based on a true story. I saw a man walk into a... more >

(1:27) Another video shot after a long night at the bar with some friends. This song was written and performed by mORGAN Douglas and was based on a true story. I saw a man walk into a country club in Tulsa, Oklahoma with a one legged girl & I couldn't help but to wonder if he was dating her only for the easy access into this busy establishment. Peace, mORGAN Douglas < less

(2:23) A live recording shot of myself after a long night at the bar with friends. I was working on an album for Spin Records in 2000 & on the way to the studio one morning a friend a... more >

(2:23) A live recording shot of myself after a long night at the bar with friends. I was working on an album for Spin Records in 2000 & on the way to the studio one morning a friend asked me to write a song about clubbing a baby seal. After I arrived at the studio the suggestion had got stuck in my head & so I started to write this song. A couple of hours later Steve Parnell showed up & suggested I see how many times I could say FUCK in the song. Steve & myself wrote this song strictly as a joke. We have never caught our girlfriends or wives with our moms. We do not advocate the use of any illegal drugs & under no circumstance do we wish any ill will toward any of the seal species. This song is intended to make you smile & nothing more. Peace, mORGAN Douglas < less