Big Bag

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics... more >

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less

(2:23) Capn Cannabis and Roll Master Floyd debate whether their previous days video was funny or not. It ends in violence...it always does. For some unique Christmas music please visit www... more >

(2:23) Capn Cannabis and Roll Master Floyd debate whether their previous days video was funny or not. It ends in violence...it always does. For some unique Christmas music please visit www.myspace.com/cannabischorus. Thanks for watching our videos! < less

(4:27) Everyone here is gearing up for the big game on Sunday. We’ve got the chili recipe ready, the beer is already on ice and since Tom Petty’s doing the halftime show, we’ll be cookin’ u... more >

(4:27) Everyone here is gearing up for the big game on Sunday. We’ve got the chili recipe ready, the beer is already on ice and since Tom Petty’s doing the halftime show, we’ll be cookin’ up an extra dime bag. We wanted to know what it was like to be a Super Bowl champion, so we tracked down Klaus Wilmsmeyer a member of the 1995 Super Bowl Champion San Francisco 49ers to find out what it's like. < less

(2:28) The ShafferBros tackle the mean streets of San Francisco the only way they know how... by busting out Freestyle Walking like they're all that and a bag of potato chips. Who says tha... more >

(2:28) The ShafferBros tackle the mean streets of San Francisco the only way they know how... by busting out Freestyle Walking like they're all that and a bag of potato chips. Who says that? ((Music = MxPx "The Next Big Thing")) Now go to SHAFFERBROS.COM for more potato chip greatness. < less

(19:10) An office. Hard at work. Waiting for food. Boredom sets in. An innocuous comment on the objectively large size of a garbage bag. Big, big mistake. A chain reaction of threats, absur... more >

(19:10) An office. Hard at work. Waiting for food. Boredom sets in. An innocuous comment on the objectively large size of a garbage bag. Big, big mistake. A chain reaction of threats, absurdities, disparaging comments, cartoonish behavior, violence, a veritable cornucopia of outrageousness. Garbage Day-a comedy that shows just how hard it is to take out the trash. < less