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(4:09) ***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I ... more >

(4:09) ***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I did try to get someone to sing it but failed, so instead, I've put up a version of the song performed by Gompie. with my lyrics running over it. I hope you enjoy it!!! theholefiller ********** Nichole called when she got the word, she said "I suppose you've heard, about Paris" Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outsie,but I could hardly believe my eyes, as a big squad car rolled up, into Paris's drive... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? never grew up together idn't play in the park, but played with my genitals while watching her arse, me and Paris, now she walks through the door, with her breasts held high, but just for a moment, I watched her cry, as the big squad car pulled slowly out of Paris's drive. Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to trand cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? And Nichole called back and asked how I felt, and she said "I know how to help, get over Paris". She said: "Now Paris is gone, but I'm still here, you know I've been waiting for twenty four years..." and the big squad car dissapeared... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty ouryears I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, To try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, but I'll never get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. < less

(4:09) ***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I ... more >

(4:09) ***CAUTION*** ADULT LANGUAGE***YOU WERE WARNED*** I wrote these new lyrics to the song "living next door to Alice (who the fuck is Alice) after Paris Hilton was sent back to jail. I did try to get someone to sing it but failed, so instead, I've put up a version of the song performed by Gompie. with my lyrics running over it. I hope you enjoy it!!! theholefiller ********** Nichole called when she got the word, she said "I suppose you've heard, about Paris" Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outsie,but I could hardly believe my eyes, as a big squad car rolled up, into Paris's drive... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? never grew up together idn't play in the park, but played with my genitals while watching her arse, me and Paris, now she walks through the door, with her breasts held high, but just for a moment, I watched her cry, as the big squad car pulled slowly out of Paris's drive. Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, to trand cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, now I've got to get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? And Nichole called back and asked how I felt, and she said "I know how to help, get over Paris". She said: "Now Paris is gone, but I'm still here, you know I've been waiting for twenty four years..." and the big squad car dissapeared... Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty ouryears I've been trying to get into Paris. PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Twenty four years just waiting for a chance, To try and cop a feel, and maybe get a pervy glance, but I'll never get used to not living next door to Paris... PARIS? WHO THE FUCK IS PARIS? Oh, I know why she's leaving, and where she's gonna go, I guess I've seen the reasons, but just don't want to know, 'Cos for twenty four years I've been trying to get into Paris. < less

(1:16) Recent events + Alice in Chains = HILARITY THAT ENSUES! Hilarity Ensues! Audio thanks to James Engel and everyone at Q101's Morning Fix M-F 5:30-10 AM on 101.1 FM in the Chicago La... more >

(1:16) Recent events + Alice in Chains = HILARITY THAT ENSUES! Hilarity Ensues! Audio thanks to James Engel and everyone at Q101's Morning Fix M-F 5:30-10 AM on 101.1 FM in the Chicago Land and NW Indiana Area, www.q101.com CALL US AT 1-512-857-9948 it is our fan hotline, leave us messages/comments/suggestions or questions and we will make a video about it. And we will also post all the messages on my website www.whatanitch.com W2Pi entertainment (www.w2pi.com)is my production/promotion/venture company. Peter WhatAnItch (www.whatanitch.com) is me, the older brother. I love making videos, writing scripts, stories, and standup. Come check me out when I am in your town! Effing Ania (www.myspace.com/chitownania)Actress, model, promoter, entrepreneur, basically a F.V.O.P. Rob aka SyF- the giver, is my younger brother. He is the World of Warcraft addict. He is a level 70 Troll Priest on the Crushridge server (www.myspace.com/mechsyf) < less

(1:12) Alice tries to keep the peace while her two daughters argue in this clip from Tyler Perry's latest film The Family That Preys. In theaters September 12th, 2008. For more info, visit:... more >

(1:12) Alice tries to keep the peace while her two daughters argue in this clip from Tyler Perry's latest film The Family That Preys. In theaters September 12th, 2008. For more info, visit: http://familythatpreysmovie.com/ < less

(0:56) Alice explains to her daughter that you have to watch how you treat strangers, because you could be entertaining an angel unknown in this clip from Tyler Perry's latest film The Fami... more >

(0:56) Alice explains to her daughter that you have to watch how you treat strangers, because you could be entertaining an angel unknown in this clip from Tyler Perry's latest film The Family That Preys. In theaters September 12th, 2008. For more info, visit: http://familythatpreysmovie.com/ < less

(1:10) Description: Rock n Roll Animals is a film about legendary Lou Reed/Alice Cooper guitarists Steve Hunter and Dock Wagner. The film includes interviews with and performances by Hunter... more >

(1:10) Description: Rock n Roll Animals is a film about legendary Lou Reed/Alice Cooper guitarists Steve Hunter and Dock Wagner. The film includes interviews with and performances by Hunter, Wagner, Cooper, and a host of other music legends. It also contains never before seen photos by Neil Preston and a new Hunter/Wagner song written and recorded especially for the film. < less

(1:03) While in church, Charlotte asks her best friend Alice if she believes that God forgives people for their sins in this clip from Tyler Perry's latest film The Family That Preys. In th... more >

(1:03) While in church, Charlotte asks her best friend Alice if she believes that God forgives people for their sins in this clip from Tyler Perry's latest film The Family That Preys. In theaters September 12th, 2008. For more info, visit: http://familythatpreysmovie.com/ < less

(2:13) Jesse owns two pet iguanas. This informational video takes a glance how he takes care of his iguanas, the habitat he has created for them and some basic characteristics of iguanas.

(2:13) Jesse owns two pet iguanas. This informational video takes a glance how he takes care of his iguanas, the habitat he has created for them and some basic characteristics of iguanas. < less

(0:55) Sam Locke, as part of his Stand up anti-humor act, performs a staged reading of Alice in Wonderland, at OINK, at the Playground Th Sam Locke, as part of his Stand up anti-humor act, ... more >

(0:55) Sam Locke, as part of his Stand up anti-humor act, performs a staged reading of Alice in Wonderland, at OINK, at the Playground Th Sam Locke, as part of his Stand up anti-humor act, performs a staged reading of Alice in Wonderland, at OINK, at the Playground Theater in Chicago. (more) < less

(0:43) Charlotte and Alice are hit on by a bar fly when they make a pit stop during their drive across the country in this clip from Tyler Perry's latest film The Family That Preys. In thea... more >

(0:43) Charlotte and Alice are hit on by a bar fly when they make a pit stop during their drive across the country in this clip from Tyler Perry's latest film The Family That Preys. In theaters September 12th, 2008. For more info, visit: http://familythatpreysmovie.com/ < less

(2:04) Highlights from Anthony Bourdain's trip through the U.S southwest, including meals with Alice Cooper and Ted Nugent. New episodes of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations air Mondays at ... more >

(2:04) Highlights from Anthony Bourdain's trip through the U.S southwest, including meals with Alice Cooper and Ted Nugent. New episodes of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations air Mondays at 10PM only on Travel Channel! For more info, visit: http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Anthony_Bourdain < less