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they call me 'el diablo de anus destroyer'

they call me 'el diablo de anus destroyer' they call me 'el diablo de anus destroyer'

well, there's not much to know about me apart from that I escaped from a prison deep in the Mexican slums, where after I was trained by a family of crack selling drug smugglers and their many drug mules. I have been trained in many forms of ancient Mexican fighting styles including the infamous 'el toro burrito bell smasher' this fighting style was only ever adopted by the most skilled of fighters apart of the ancient Mexican cult known as the 'taco de mierda comedor' which roughly translates into 'taco shit eaters' this unique style of fighting, once mastered, an individual can disembowel and rape up to, and beyond 15 females, 4 dogs and 29 children in the space of about 5 minutes, no matter what defence a victim may put up, they are no match for the ancient skills of the one who posses the power of the bell smasher!

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