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in 1979 ralph bakshis Lord of the Rings hit theatres! it was praised and damned by critics, and by audiences. Bakshi had... more >

in 1979 ralph bakshis Lord of the Rings hit theatres! it was praised and damned by critics, and by audiences. Bakshi had planned on finishing the trilogy BUT - his animated version of the Return of the King was never completed. "this is a little parody made for no money (duh). it is NOT to be taken internally. In fact we are BIG fans of mr. Bakshi (he even has us on his myspace). we hope it gets a giggle". < less

chapter 3 "when the blood hits the ice" in this the darkest chapter, the 'humor' takes a backseat to tragedy. "the wha... more >

chapter 3 "when the blood hits the ice" in this the darkest chapter, the 'humor' takes a backseat to tragedy. "the whaler has an archaic perpetual motion engine, once you turn it on, you can't turn it off" < less

chapter two: 'the moving life' our spunky lass Ish finds herself swept up in the adventure of furniture-moving with the ... more >

chapter two: 'the moving life' our spunky lass Ish finds herself swept up in the adventure of furniture-moving with the proud moving men of Bedford Movers (number 1 in Fishtown). but what is the terrible destiny these men are moving towards? Only Crew-chief Abraham knows. "while its true that Long-Haul starts as a (deadpan) comedy it becomes a horror film with a morbid sense of humor (and hopefully still true to its riffing on Moby-Dick) the warehouse this was shot in was rumored to be haunted. the whaler has been in a few legit films, before getting over-hauled with ice. < less