Hello. I'm James Schneider.
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'In Search of Work; episode one - WPM' is the first in a projected 27 episode Rondelay. By the close of it, I hope to have found a job that won't kill me.
Roadside Sex is based on a monologue performed at Live Bait Theatre in Chicago. In filming it, I worked with some of my classmates of... more >
'In Search of Work; episode one - WPM' is the first in a projected 27 episode Rondelay. By the close of it, I hope to have found a job that won't kill me.
Roadside Sex is based on a monologue performed at Live Bait Theatre in Chicago. In filming it, I worked with some of my classmates of UCLA, as well as some old Chicago friends.
The Seventh Man, is a sports-fan term. It refers to the guy who wishes he were on the ice with the other six members of his favorite hockey club. Yes, I did say club. < less
Website: www.jamesschneider.com
Hometown: Chi
Current City: Los Angeles
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United States of America
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While honing marketable skills in the downbeat job market, the fastest typist ever is born.
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Roadside Sex
(3:14) A lonely trucker struggles to have a meaningful lovelife despite his nomadic lifestyle and immature ways.
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The Seventh Man
(8:44) A loving hockey fanatic skates on thin ice at home when he must choose between devotion to his growing family and to supporting...
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Matthew or Mathieu
(0:30) What would a dad do to win a Honda Ridgeline given away by the Anaheim Ducks? Well, when his son's name is almost the same as S...
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Daryl From OnCar
Ted thinks he’s screwed. He’s just locked his keys in the car. Fortunately, his brand-new fully-loaded 2007 ½ Domestic Minivan c... more >Ted thinks he’s screwed. He’s just locked his keys in the car. Fortunately, his brand-new fully-loaded 2007 ½ Domestic Minivan comes equipped with OnCar™ – the state-of-the-art on-board navigation/concierge/emergency help system with analog curb-feelers.
Ted soon discovers that OnCar™ can do far more than advertised. One touch of that big red button and Daryl can get Ted virtually anything he wants. It’s like Knight Rider for the mid-life-crisis crowd.
Daryl from OnCar™ : a story of customer service gone horribly right. < less
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